What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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What are annoying? Ads.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

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Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

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Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

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Ya Mums so fat when she stood on the scales it came up with my phone number

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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