- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

Your mother just died.

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? - nothing oceans are inanimate objects that are incapable of talking.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

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