roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

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roses are red violets are blue you little stupid a*s b**ch i aint f***ing with you

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What did the man say to g**guy we are both g**

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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y do black people always have nightmares because we killed the one who had a dream

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One duck says, "Hey, pass me the soap." The other duck says, "What do I look like, a type writer?"

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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