- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? Being raped... What's worse than being raped? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two flies in your soup

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

what's black? a lot of things.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

So, how 'bout that airline food?

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Jokes related to finding a worm in an apple.

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