Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

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Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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I am a mime

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Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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