Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the Shell Station.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

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Shaniqua: Knock knock Random black guy: Who is there? Shaniqua: It's me your girlfriend I had a really nice meeting with my dick Random black guy:What?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Japanese study of the stereotypical American man: Murica: Come on come on! Japanese: Uh yes? *walks toward American* Murica: Are you okay?! Japanese: Well yes I am doi.. Murica: BUSTER WOLF *Punches Japanese which smacks into the ground critically wounded. Murican: OKAAAAAAAAAAAY! *throws dirty trucker cap at Japanese man and leaves.* BEWARE OF THE TYPICAL AMERICAN! Study 2 American man, taught Japanese Discipline: Japanese: Herrow Mr.Educated American *bows* "Japanesed Murican": *Fighting Pose* " I SHALL STAIN MY HANDS, WITH YOUR BLOOD!" *Japanese people run away* Experiment fail. BEWARE EXTREMELY OF AMERICAN MAN! Nero: Nuking Japan probably created a few controversies and wrong stereotypes... After visiting the US several times, I find these manners to be of the Texan stereotype though... Educated Murican: PREDICTABO!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What did the bus say to the short bus? Heh, you're retarded..

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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diarrhea.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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