How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

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"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

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School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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Why did Sidney drop her ice cream? A refrigerator fell on er

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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