- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

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