Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What did the cow say to the chicken crossing the road? Moo

knock knock who's there? hope

Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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