never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

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what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do you call a black man chasing after a macdonalds van? The fastest thing in the dessert.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

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Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

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Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

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What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

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Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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