- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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