How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

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Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Yes

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woman's rights

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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