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Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

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