- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Chinese man say to the black man? I'm Part of my Asian herritage.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

So a bar walks into a man...

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

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