- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

I just flew in from New Zealand, and boy am I tired. It was a really long flight and I found it incredibly difficult to sleep in those seats, so I didn't bother and kept myself awake watching in-flight films the whole way.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

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Whats something really annoying? A guy who presses enter too much. hehe

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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