Three children had stumbled upon a magic slide. There was a sign on the slide stating that what ever they shouted, they would land in a pool of it at the bottom of the slide. So the first child began sliding and shouted out "JELLY" and sure enough he landed in a large pool of jelly when he reached the bottom of the slide. The next child, so excited to go down the slide began sliding down. She shouted out "LOLLIES" and sure enough she landed in a large pool of sweets and chocolates at the bottom of the slide. Finally, the youngest girl in the group mounted the slide. As she was going down she was enjoying the slide so much that she shouted "POOS POOS" forgetting the rule of the magic slide and finally landing in a large pool of excrement.

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Is Mike here? Mike Hunt? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Yes teacher, he is home sick with the flu.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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George W. Bush

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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