- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

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