Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well he graduated in four years with a degree in chemical engineering. He worked hard all four years in order to keep his scholarship to the university. Now he leads a very successful life and lives in a large house with his wife and two children.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

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Bitch

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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Anti Joke

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