Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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Uh... No? Listen, the other 2 people that bother using this "site" (excuse for one) would not give a damn, and if some world government are after us they wont find shit. What? If I said no you would hack this site? My mother can hack this site, thats what makes it so useful for us... SO PLEASE DO NOT TELL EEEEEEEEEVERYONE THAT MY MORALS AND SHIT ARE ALL CODES THAT NOBODY HAS THE BRAIN TO DECODE PLEASE <<<<<<<<< *Sarcasm detector goes off* Seriously though, nah, dont hack nor delete anything, I kinda like how I got some thumbs ups on the comment section where I shared about my mother finally dying and me feeling the world against me great etc blahblah, "Erica" and "Wizard" thumbed those up and are now with us (seriously Wizard? Geek somebody?)

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