- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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