- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock knock OCD

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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