This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

America

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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