What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

why dont they make black forks

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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