What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

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What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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