Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

An Asian girl is playing with a rubber band. She accidentally slings it into her eye, cries, and receives immediate attention from her mother.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

A Chinese man fails a math test

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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