- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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