- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

the economy.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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