- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

I am a mime

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

your mom was so fat that she died.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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