- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

My jeans

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

Why is this joke funny It isn't

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

My children are mistakes

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

What do pancakes and Smokie Bear have in common? They both don't have aids

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