Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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