- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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