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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Q: What's worse than burning your tongue on hot chocolate. A: Getting shanked by a homeless man

What did the Albino get for Christmas? Hair dye.

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

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