- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Im taking a shit right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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