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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused