- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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