- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

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