Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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How did the clown crash his car? A horrible tornado chrashed through the town.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What do you put your key on? A key chain.

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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A grammatically correct mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." The mushroom says, "Why not, I'm a fungus."

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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