- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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