- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

class is canceled. My professor died.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

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