- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? Recognizing the baby as your missing child, and finding the corpse of your dead wife next to it.

how do you stop a baby from crawling in circles??????? you nail its other hand to the floor

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

Doctor Doctor, I keep getting horrible boils all over my face! Okay then. Take off your underwear and we'll see what's going on.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

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