- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

My children are mistakes

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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