- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

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I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

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