They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What do you call a black man? A normal human being

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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