- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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