What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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