- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

My spelling is horrible

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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