- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

If you have a dinosaur, how many bicycles do you need to do your homework? Yes, because chewing gums would ask if Greg can go to the handball match.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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