- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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