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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Cripples are lame.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

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