- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

A praying mantis is very graceful

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Maths.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

How does Moses like his tea? Hebrews it.

Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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