- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

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What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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