- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

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