- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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