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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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