why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

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Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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