- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Im taking a shit right now.

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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