What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

how do you call someone? use a phone

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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