Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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