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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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