- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

I'm Polish.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Knock knock *I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door* He's probably masturbating. *Who's there?* The other guy left. The end.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

scraggle is in you pillow case

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.