- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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