What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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