What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why couldn't the boy in the wheelchair sue the man making fun of him? Because he couldn't get up the stairs to court.

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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A gay man watches football.

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