The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

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How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

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What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

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Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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