- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

You know whats funny about 9/11? Nothing.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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