- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

whats bloop with an m? matthew

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

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