Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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A terrorist robs a walrus.

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cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

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Your so gay, that you like men!

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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