- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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