- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

In Soviet Russia, there was a movement to be renamed into the Russian Federation, which passed on December 25, 1991.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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