- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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