3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

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What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

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What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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