the economy.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Obama lin Baden.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A chicken walked into the bar...

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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