- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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