- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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