i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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My spelling is horrible

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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