- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why Tom is Gay ? Because brocoly didnt eat a mashroom .

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It needed excitement in its otherwise mundane lifestyle.

Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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