Maths.

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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among liedbtt is my Captcha code

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

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What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Sarah Palin.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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