2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

a dyslexic man walked his god.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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