- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How do you get the pesky neighborhood kids off your front lawn? Molest them.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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