- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A russian gives away vodka.

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Maths.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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