What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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