Chuck Norris was so famous we was casted for the show Walker, Texas Ranger

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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What is the difference?

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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I? Everett

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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