- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

guess what what ...

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

My aunt always said slow and steady wins the race She died in a fire

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

HEY!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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