A fat guy!

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

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Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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