- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Roses are Expensive. Violets are Gay. Poems are for pussies... Have a nice day!

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Dane Cook makes a joke.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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