- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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