- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

FOX News: Fair and balanced

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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