- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, this is stupid, Violets are purple Violets are purple Oranges are orange Nothin' rhymes with orange wait.... DOORHINGE!!!!! -sincerely, That famous Orange on YouTube

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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