- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

scraggle is in you pillow case

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

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