- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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