Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 has been convicted on multiple accounts of murder and Grievous Bodily Harm

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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