Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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