- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would u do if you were having anal sex with a black guy and his penis was sooooo big that it ripped ur asshole? staple it back together

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

The holocaust

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

I'm Polish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A baby seal walks into a club. :|

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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