What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

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An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

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why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

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I man walks into a bar. He orders a drink, takes around 13.5 minutes to drink it, then walks out. It takes him 10.7 minutes to walk home, 2.8 minutes less than he spent in the bar. When he is home, he decides to have a bath. 7.8 minutes into bathing, a radio plugged into an outlet near his tub falls into the water with him and he is killed. 29 miles away a woman sneezes twice.

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Person 1. Knock-knock. Person 2. Who's there? Person 1. The doctor. Person 2. The doct-- Person 1. You have cancer and have about three weeks to live.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

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Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

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knock knock come in

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

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