- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Knock knock! Just kidding.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

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