what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

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What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

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Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

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What did little Suzy get for Christmas? Molested

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

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NEVER

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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