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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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