- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

womens rights

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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