a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What? Huh?

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

What's 9+10? 19

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

A women left the kitchen.

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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