What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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this website is a bad joke

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

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What did Reed read? A. Read?

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Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

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Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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