10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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Little johnny raised his hand one day in class and asked if he could use the restroom. The teacher said he had to say the abc's first. Johnny successfully recited the abc's and then proceeded to use the restroom.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None. It is an avian species incapable of throwing such a heavy material as wood.

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Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

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A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

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