- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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