- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

i'm hard

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

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Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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