- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

whats the stage after cancer? you die

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares?

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what's funny about war? nothing!

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