- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How many light bulbs? 1

knock knock come in

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the black man drink on a hot summer day? Some water, it quickly replenished the liquids he was perspiring do to the temperature being sufficiently hotter than his body temperature

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He calls the right number.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Your a christain on a lovely vacation with your family a querr waalks by. What do you do? you push the queer of the edge.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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