- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

A terrorist robs a walrus.

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