A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Dude man, I'm high...

Knock knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave was beginning to get very scared of his best friend at this time, so he ran away panicking.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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