- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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