- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

Dwarf Shortage

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

A man did not like this site

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

it was all Tagart

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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