What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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Jovan

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Knock Knock! It's me! Hello? Hello! Why didn't they answer him? He was at the desert, with a disconnected phone. Also, my Captcha for this is "lose face" Good job solf mediya

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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