How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

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I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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your mom was so fat that she died.

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what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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I am a mime

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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