A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

dat shoe shine tho

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

Jingle bells, jingle bells SHIT MY FOOT

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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