Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

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"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

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What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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