- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

I love pissing people off :P

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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