Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances they had to go home early one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends

What's 9+10? 19

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A women left the kitchen.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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