Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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