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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What does it say on the back of Superman`s cape on the "new" movie? My other actor was an awesome dude, all I got now is this asshole... Moral: Christopher Reeve... takes lasers... shotguns, eats lava with his cornflakes... falls of a horse... dies... Moral2: HEY What is the booing for? This is the ANTI JOKE! SECTION... but now to my sincerest thoughts... Moral 3: R.I.P Christohper Reeve, he lived and died with hope... Dying happy while suffering from one of the worst things that can happen to a human being, is an inspiration to us all! True superman!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Obama lin Baden.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!