- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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