- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

womans having rights.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

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