what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

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whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Roses are read, Violets are blue, I have aids, now so do you

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

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You are the most beautiful person in the world.

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