- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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