What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

What do democrats and fire have in common? They both do damage

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

So this drunk guy pokes this girl. 4 months later she has a misscarrage

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

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