whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

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justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

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Confucius says... The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? You can't

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how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

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Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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