- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

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