- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

Why was the man so cold? He was in a fridge

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why did the fat ugly bald Jewish man go to the bank? He needed to take out some cash because he was going out for lunch at a highly recommended restaurant.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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