what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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A man is pulled over for drunk driving, and is asked to say the alphabet backwards. When requested to do so, the man says, "officer, I can't even do that when I'm sober," thus admitting that he is drunk. The police officer chuckles at the drunk man's stupidity, and wonders whether or not his wife would find the incident funny. After all, they do share a similar sense of humor.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

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What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

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Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whroe whore whore whore whroe

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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What's the difference between a black man and a gorilla? One is a black man and the other is a gorilla.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and cross back again? Because he was a dirty double crosser

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what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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