- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

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