y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

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I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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The Labour Party.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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