- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

civil rights

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

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