Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

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Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

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Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Cheese

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A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

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Puns are terrible. I love them.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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