- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

I don't get it

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

your skull would make a nice pen holder

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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