Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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