- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

eoin burgin is fat

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

dat shoe shine tho

what's inflation? a hollow cost.

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

Turkey Balls

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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