Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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