- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why was the boy sad. his father is an alcoholic that beats him daily.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What do I hate? people

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

knock knock come in !

Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Why the boy doesn't get any birthday presents? he has cancer.

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