What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

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Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

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dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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