- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are also red, "Honey, please call the fire department!"

How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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