A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

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What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the blonde lose her job as a teacher? Because she was in a sudden and violent car crash in which she died a slow agonizing death.

A black woman and a white woman are in a bar. They don't talk to each other though because they don't know each other. THE END.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

Don't believe in Atheists.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

What do you call a black man called Jermaine? Jermaine!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

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