Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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Why did the girl drop her vannlia ice cream? Vannlia Ice punched her for being cool as ice.

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Two nineteenth century men walk into a bar. Their wives didn't complain, because if they did they'd get hit. hard.

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roses are red violets are blue i forgot what i was gonna say my dad is an engineer

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Its easy they said, just type your text below they said, so I did

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Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

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Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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Why did Jimmy throw butter out the window? Because he had down syndrome

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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Meanwhile in Josh and Dannys apartment....(Danny: I'm finally gonna play amnesia! Josh: You'll die Danny: No I won't Josh: Fine tell me when your done Danny: Ok Josh: Cya 3 Hours later Danny has been stuck in a part. Of the game because he was scared to leave that spot. He builds up the courage to leave there. He sees the monster screams Josh hears runs in the room his character died in the game as Danny has a violent seizure and dies. Josh mourns the death of his friend for years.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

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why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a car.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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why doesnt john lipka have a job? because the unemployment rate is high these days.

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What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Well, a pizza is edible object provided for human consumption, and a jew is a holy human being believing in the prophet abraham.

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What's worse than getting tripped? Getting shot.

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Do you have ass-thma? Coz your ass is taking my breath away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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