Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

thumb_up thumb_down -23

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

thumb_up thumb_down -23

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -23

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

The movie starts off with Tom Cruz jumping out of a plane. He hits the ground and dies, end of movie. - Cole G.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

thumb_up thumb_down -25

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

thumb_up thumb_down -25

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

thumb_up thumb_down -25

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops