Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

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Why did the ship get lost at sea? The captain was a piece of bread.

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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A man walks in a bar he talks to the bartender aand he tells him a joke about him and hs friends. how do you find out his name? You killl the bartenders friends and family untill he talks.

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

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What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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We are as to jokes as atheists are to religion.

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What is black, tastes like crap, lands in a toilet, feels soft and mushy, sometimes red, blue, yellow, purple and pink, feels very heavy. eats cookies, drinks soft drink and lights fires? A fat person in a coloured suit.

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A black man walks into a bar. "Whoops, that's not the Weed shop!"

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Why was the black guy convicted of a crime he didnt commit? Because in The American social syste

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