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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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