- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

I'm hungry.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Women's Rights

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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