The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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how do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The fridge is on its side, the door is torn off, and the ruined food scattered all over the floor. Not to mention there is an elephant in your kitchen.

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A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Take part of what?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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