- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

you know whats not funny white boards.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

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