- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Alcoholic walks into a bar and then walks out because he promised his children and wife that he would straight out his life.

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