- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

Why was the African American man afraid of dogs? He had a terrible childhood memory of being violently dry humped by a german shepherd.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What's stupid a light bulb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

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