- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

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