What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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Mail Man: *Knocks on door* Guy & Girl: WHAT?! *laughing* Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

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How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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