Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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