- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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