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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

A blind man walks into a bar. Nobody is surprised.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

why does the man appear fat he is

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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