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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

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