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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

jews

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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