- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??