96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

To Daniel You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

how do you win a game try your best

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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