- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why did the dog die? He was old

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Dane Cook makes a joke.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Manchester City

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??