- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

Knock Knock! Who's There? Interrupting Doctor Interru--- You Have Cancer...

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why do fat people commit suicide

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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