- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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