- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

So i was writing a letter to my girlfriend on valentines day right ? So this is how it goes . " hey lisa happy volentines day!" my black friend walks up to me and says" its a mightyfine day out! " The moral of the story is... Tomatoes can't fly planes

Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

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