How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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What did the T-Rex say to the caveman? Nothing. Tyrannosaurus Rex was a prehistoric land animal that roamed the Earth roughly 65 million years before the appearance of man. Making such a conversation impossible.

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A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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