Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

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A dimetrodon, a pterosaur and a chicken walk into a bar. As they enter, the bartender says "Hold it! We are not licensed to serve dinosaurs." "I am not a dinosaur," said the dimetrodon. "Neither am I," said the pterosaur. "But I am," said the chicken. So the dimetrodon and the pterosaur enjoyed a cold beer each, but the chicken had to wait outside.

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What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

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Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

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I got shot in the balls now i'm pregnant?

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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how do you get 20 people in a mini? open the door would be a good start but i dont think they will all fit.

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whats white and big and white? alot of things...

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Roses are red Im adopted

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver comes into the bar and gulps down the guys drink and the guy starts crying the lorry driver says "dont cry ill buy you another" thee guy sas "it's not that today i woke up late for work and when i got there i got fired and then when i went to go home feeling depressed my car doesnt startand so i walk home and i find my wife in bed with the gardener and so i came here to die but you drank my poison"

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Anti Joke

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