- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? It depends on a variety of factors such as the size of your mouth, the amount of saliva, etc.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

Micheal Curran...that is all.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

yo mother is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

homosexual rights to marriage

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

What did the dog say to its owner? well as you can see it is physically impossible for a dog to speak english or any other langueges such as french, spanish or chinese.

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