Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

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What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

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-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

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A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

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Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

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What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

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What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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