- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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