- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

A russian gives away vodka.

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