How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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