- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

Pain Olympics.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the scientist go to the hospital? because he was experimenting with dangerous chemicals, and they exploded in his unsuspecting face. He doesn't have skin now.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a jam sandwich

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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