What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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