- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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