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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

What did the Colombian say to the Peruvian? Quieres lleyo?

A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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