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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

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