- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

how many dirty stinkin apes does it take to put in a lightbulb? 3 dirty stinkin apes, 1 dirty stinkin ape to put in the lightbulb and 2 dirty stinkin apes to throw feces at each other

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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