- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

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