- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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