Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

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