- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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