What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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What did Batman say when he saw Robin? Hey look it's Robin

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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A women left the kitchen.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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