- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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