A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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