- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

school homewrok

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

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