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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock?" "Who's there?" "Two dead kittens."

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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womens rights.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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