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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your mom.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

i'm hard

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