- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

What's better than a stick? A stone

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

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