- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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