- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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