A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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12 in general

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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