Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

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It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

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Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had two penises.

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What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. *Everyones silent* Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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