i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

You are joking right?

wut du u cull a niggre whos wyte nut a niggre

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

There are 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and sexy guy. They all work together and have lunch together. The fat guy opens his bag and eats a ham and turkey sandwich. The skinny guy opens his bag and eats a tuna sandwich. The sexy guy opens his bag and eats an egg sandwich. The fat guy finishes his meal. The skinny guy saves half for later. The sexy guy ate more than half of his food. A genie magically appears. The End

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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