- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

Dwarf Shortage

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

A.M.E.V.A.A A-ny M-essage E-xpressed V-ia A-cronym is A-wesome

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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