Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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