- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

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