- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

what is the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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