- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Why was the man denied access to the college Because he did not have good grades in the past.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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