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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

a gay man walks into a bar the bartender says "what'll it be today" he asks for a beer the bartender comes back with a beer because thats what he asked for.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Spot the mistake: a) x+2= 5 => x=3. b You.

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