- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

why did the chicken cross the road? it accidentally got out of it's pen. the farmer got very mad at the chicken for getting out, and very vicous-like, yelled at the chicken, causing it to get scared, and run to the other side. and that, is why the chicken crossed the road.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

So a Jew is walking on the street and he sees a penny, and he decides to pick it up because ever since the fire that killed his family and burned his house down he has been living on the street and he needs all the help he can get.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

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