Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

I Have a Black Friend

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

I don't get it

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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