- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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