how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Christmas presents.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

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