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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Jack just got his new yellow bicycle. His dad got it for his 12th anniversary. Jack was ecstatic to ride it down his street for the first time. He immediately called his friends Paul and Erick and went for his first ride. The neighbors were in AWE when they saw Jack taking off on his new ride. That day the three friends had one of the best day of their young lives, they went up to the lake, had some peanut ice cream and made fun of Alexia. Jack was in love with his new bike and euphoric that they were reunited and did all their favorite things with an incredible amount of passion. Erick hated his new bike.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If it wasnt for christmas We would all be jewish.

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

There are 3 people in a car, shit, manners, and asshole. They are driving and shit falls out. They pull over and manners gets out to help shit. Then a cop comes and pulls them over. The cop ask asshole what his name is. He said asshole. The cop said what. Then asshole said asshole. Then the cop says where are your manners. Asshole said over their picking up shit.

Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party. Joey: Yeah, but for a one year old. What's the point? The other day, she laughed for like an hour at a cup. Just a cup with a picture of Elmo on it dressed as a farmer. And he's standing next to this cow. And the cow says...."Elmoooo!" Joey: starts to laugh Yeah...that's a funny cup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler