- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

I think everybody should have a penis.

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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