knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

Q.What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, no head, and no blood in his body? A.Dead.

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Rosees are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia and I do too

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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