Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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A black man walks into a bank with a gun. He then clocks in and takes duty because he is a security guard at the bank.

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I am not physically scarred, rather mentally, lets just say my childhood was a lot less than pleasant, I got no idea where you got that "Nero lost an arm" thing, I got both arms working. But I guess I often feel alone because only I can feel, see and experience the pain of the scars a terrible childhood has left me with. You are right though, it is easy to give up saying that humanity is not ready or worthy, making me feel as Dr.Doom or something alike, hidden behind some suit of armor still ashamed for things I know that I am not, but that still burn deep within my mind. PTSD buddy, it does not matter if I logically believe that I am competent or not, when my past is engraved, etched into my soul, constantly telling me I am not, so helping others is actually pretty easy, yet saving myself, I do not know how anymore, it is easy to change the minds of those that have not been broken time after time physically and mentally by those which they love the most. I will heal, your words are inspiring, thank you.

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One day a terribly epileptic child is put on on a strict Atkins diet by his loving mother. A week later he finds that the frequency and intensity of his seizures have been reduced by its ketogenic effects, which provides exogenous fats for the body to burn, but limits the available carbohydrate so that ketone bodies build up. It is the high level of these ketones which appear to suppress seizures.

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You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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Before Marriage: Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait. Girl: Do you want me to leave? Boy: No don't even think about it. Girl: Do you love me? Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will. Girl: Have you ever cheated on me? Boy: Never. Why are you even asking? Girl: Will you kiss me? Boy: Every chance I get. Girl: Will you hit me? Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy? Girl: Can I trust you? Boy: Yes. Girl: Darling! After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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