What did the fat man say when he saw the giant twinky on the billboard? I wish that twinky was real, because I am too poor to pay my bills, am getting audited, and cannot feed my four children on minimum wage.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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