- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

My cat just died.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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