- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

A moose walks into a grocery store. He goes over to a cashier and says, "On what aisle are the potates?" The cashier replies, "Aisle 4." The moose went to aisle 4 AND THERE WERE NO POTATOES!

What do you call a cat with a pop tart for a body and rainbows flying out of its butt? Nyan Cat

Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Never mail in your wished to a genie, he may be dyslexic.

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??