- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What's the best part about the school burning down? All the children trapped inside never had to grow up

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Why did the Chicken become a medium? To talk to the other side.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

Why did the black man fall down the stairs? Because he was blind

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

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