what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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Why did the Mexican mow lawns? He needed money to pay for his college tuition.

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Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, I was asking you.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

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Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Anti Joke

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