- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??