- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

I have a really funny joke.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Poop

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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