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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

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