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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Gus's mom

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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