- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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