- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Why did the flight attendant look scared every time every time she saw a muslim get on the airplane? Because her family got murdered in front of her before she came to work

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

http://cache.deadspin.com/assets/resources/2008/04/Deer_mating2.jpg

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??