- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

I scream, you scream, we all scream when hit by an ice cream truck

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What do you call a moldy apple? ... A moldy apple.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

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Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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