- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? the pizza doesn't scream when it goes in the oven. By darragh Hamilton

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Maths.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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