Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Based on every event that ever happened on Earth, where is a terrorist most likely to plant a bomb? Site B. Many more people play CS:GO than attempt to bomb any real-world location. Site A is a close second.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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