A horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks: "How's the family?" The Horse says: "they are fine." Everyone runs out screaming because Horses can't talk, except the bartender. He has a mental illness.

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My Texting Convos: "Heyy!" "Hi!" "Watz up?" "nm hbu?" "Same here!" "Koolio!(: So wrud?" "Nothing. Just texting you!" "Yea! Same! I'm so bored! And tired!" "Ikr!" "Yupp!" *No one answers. When this is what you really want: "I love you soooo much!" "Awwwwh!<3 I loe you too!" "Do you wanna go out?(;" "YES!!(:" "ily<3" "iyl2<3" *convo goes on forever(: Moral: Purple tomatoes are books of yellow buttons on hands(;

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How do you shock thomas eddison? Attatch his kite to his balls.

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

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I'm tired.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

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Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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