Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Knock knock knock OCD

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

*Wear a Mario costume* What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Nobody cares maddie!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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