- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

How do you post a Tasmanian devil? Recorded Delivery

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

Why was girl happy on the day she found out she wasn't pregnant? -It was her birthday.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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