Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

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Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

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What did the kid tell his father? Go away, I'm watching elmo!

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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