- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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