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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

why did the girl fall off the swing? because someone threw a fridge at her.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

knock knock come in

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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