- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

What's the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain? So YOU'RE the one!

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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