- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

So I was standing in line at the grocery store and this little old lady let me cut in front of her. It was neat.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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