- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

FOX News: Fair and balanced

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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