(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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why do police kill so many young black men in America? it's a difficult question that deserves a thoughtful response. many complex issues are at play, but we also feel a sense that something must be done. we cannot ignore some of the forces at work here, yet we cannot all personally take responsibility, either. or maybe he wanted to steal his girl. that shit really happens. THAT SHIT LEGIT HAPAPNES.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Why is the sky blue? You like men.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

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What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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