What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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