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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

You wanna hear what's totally out of this world? The moon

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

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