what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

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miha kako si?

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

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A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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