There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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How do you fit four gay on a bar stool? Divide the given space into fourths and convince them to share it accordingly. However, due to the fact that bar stools are significantly smaller than the average chair, and the likelihood that the bar has the resources to provide chairs for all of their customers, it would be highly unlikely that the men would choose be remain seated in such an inconvenient manner.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Denard Robinson

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Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

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why was the boy crying? cause an elephant tusked him up the ass

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Just because you do not see the joke, it does`t mean its not here... Ps: It helps us get hookers and beers while wasting your "valuable time" OMG PLEASE BE FUCKING UNDERSTANDING OHMYLAWD!!!!!!!!! Ps: Cry harder you greedy sons of shedogs

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Anti Joke

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