- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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