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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

There was 3 friends named Crap, Manners, and Shut up. They all had mental mothers.

A van drives into a car.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What musical band do you get if you keep shouting while in the mountain? The rolling stones. What do you get if you keep shouting in a snow covered mountain top? Blizzard Entertainment.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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