- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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