- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

How many athiests does it take to change a light bulb? One.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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