- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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