- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

What Do You Call A Black Guy Surrounded By Nine White Guys With Bats? Jackie Robinson.

How do you get rid of Herpes? You can't.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons? Nothing, his wife had an abortion.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

The chickens have become self-aware!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

In soviet Russia...things are different

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??