What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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what doesn't kill you makes you crippled for life because you lost use of your legs in a tragic car accident

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How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

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An american, a mexican, and an asian are on a boat. The boat is sinking because it is too heavy. The people decide to throw off things that they have a lot of in their country. The asian throws rice off the boat saying, "We have plenty of rice at home." The mexican throws tacos off the boat saying, "We have plenty of tacos at home." The american throws out the mexican saying, "We have plenty of mexicans at home."

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What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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