No your aunties a joke

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

why did the blue berry cross the road

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

i saw amango it splootered

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What do you call a black drug dealer? A black man that works as a drug dealer

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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