Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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it was all Tagart

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

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a duck was clearing out his apartment when he came across a rat. the rat turned into a genie. 'i will grant you 3 wishes' said the genie. 'whats the catch?' replied the duck 'can i touch your dinkle?'

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Why don't you ever want to greet your friend Jack on the plane? Because your wife cheated on you with him and she is having his baby, if you were to even think about talking to Jack, you'd end up slitting his throat and throwing him off the side of the plane into a crocodile pit where they will make a feast of his body for the next couple days... So just don't greet Jack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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