- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

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