- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

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Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

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