- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's green and has wheels? grass... i lied about the wheels

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

quantum physics?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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