- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

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