What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

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Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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