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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Men's rights

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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