- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

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If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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