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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, but you can't divide by zero.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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