- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

Your big dick.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

What did the three best friends say to eachother? We are all best friends

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

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