- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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