What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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Well, its allright then, just tired that is all, leave it be, I mean what if your wife sees it? What will she think?

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

My jeans

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

Boob

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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