- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

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