- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

A chicken walked into the bar...

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

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