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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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