- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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