What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What' worse than random Holocaust jokes? The Holocaust

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How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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