- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Dane Cook makes a joke.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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