- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

No your aunties a joke

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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