- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Communism hehe xd

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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