What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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My Nan, that is all.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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There was once a little boy... Boy: Daddy, I am so proud of you that when I grow up I want to be just like you! God: Son how dareth thou! That is a horribleth and shameful wish! I just called the adoption agency thy areth noteth my... er.. sonneth anymoreth! NOW GO TO HELL! Oh, and you get same powers as I by the way, just for Good measure or something, except I can destroy you whenever I want, I just do not want to because your evil will hopefully make me look good in comparison after I rid the world of the first testament anyways :P Boy: Yay? :( Where is hell by the way? Moral: That little boy grew up to become... SUPERMAN! While Satan never discovered what hell was since its a concept added by corrupt priests around the 1700`s in order to scare people into following their God instead.

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Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's There not the girl

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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