- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

How many Dean Mckee's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He doesn't know what a lightbulb's for, nevermind how to use one.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

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