Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

I have read the terms and conditions

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

Why are they the "living" daylights?

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Please ignore this statement.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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