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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Poop

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

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