Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

Pain Olympics.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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