- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

These jokes don't have punchlines.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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