Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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Japan

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

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You know what's a real drag? A club foot

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

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Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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