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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Communism hehe xd

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

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