- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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