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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

Your mom.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

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