- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

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