- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

why did you poop because you are a poop

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Knock knock knock OCD

guess what my weiner dog did last night? pooped in my bed

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