Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

penis. nuff said.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

A lot eh?

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

I have read the terms and conditions

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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