Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Women's professional sports

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Knock knock Fuck off!

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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