- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

poopy is poopy

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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