Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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