Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she died from obesity.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Q-What did the blonde say when I stomped on her toe? A: asdfsdflsdrfjkofweønaweøiofioawef, .Would you be ever so kind to move your foot as it is currently in a position of where it causes my nerves to send pain impulses to my brain. Thanks

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

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knock knock go away

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

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Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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