- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's worse than the WNBA? The Cleveland Cavaliers.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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