- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

what's funny about war? nothing!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What is your name? My name is Jeff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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