- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Death by kayak

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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