- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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