what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

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a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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