- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

why dont they make black forks

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