When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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DEAD ON KANE ITS BEEN ALL YOU ABD CAOIMHIN

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did the moose say to the photographer? Moose say cheese.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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Its over 9000 penises and they're all raping little children!!!!!

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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