- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

Your big dick.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

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