KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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a blind man walks into a wall

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q: why is there always a window in front of the kitchen sink A: so when the woman is washing the dishes she can see the grass she is about to cut

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Women drivers...

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

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Two Pigs are in a bath. One pig says to the other "pass me the soap", to which the other pig replies "Do I look like a typewriter?"

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Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer..... Just Kidding! He got a bike!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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