A gay man watches football.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

An invisible man sleeping in your bed! Who ya gunna call? Most likely the local police department to report the strange incident possibly brought on by lack of sleep. NOT Bill Murray.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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