Whats brown and drives people around? A cab driver of south asian decent. Finding a job that alligns with their qualifications and experience is not always possible, so they take up menial jobs to survive and provide for their family.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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Why did the girl run over the road? Her buttons rolled to the other side! (From a book called... Al-capone does my shirts) (Natilie)

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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