- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

One kisses says: I have had 3 bottles of water today and I haven't peed yet. His friend says: O you probably have a urinary track infection.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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