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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

A Mexican guy, a black guy, and an ISIS member walk into a bar. The black and Mexican men, realizing the potential danger in the situation quickly exit the bar and alert the proper authorities. $

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

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