- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Ernie: "Hey Jim, how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" Jim then breaks down and cries deeply at Ernie's question as the fact that he was born without a tongue continues to slowly tear him apart.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

pull my finger (farts)

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

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