Why did the chicken cross the road? AIDs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

no.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

are you saying pam, or pan?

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

Don`t be mean? WOMAN! DO YOU NOT HOW TERRIBLE THE DEMAND YOU MAKE IS? ...Fine alright, I wont leave you hanging then... So I wont call. Moral: "Seriously though, I am leaving too, but I want the top comment"

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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