- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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