- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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