- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

1/= |_| (4|\| /234|) 7|-|15 (411 */0|_|/2531/= 4 1337 |-|4><0/2!!!1!

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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