There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Cat ate a battery, did volts.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because I pushed him.

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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