Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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