- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Take part of what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

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