Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

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What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A sober Irish individual.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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