- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

pull my finger (farts)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

my egg roll

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??