What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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