- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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