That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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Men's rights

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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