- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who did that?

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Where is boots, Dora asks Why the hell are you asking me when your the one who is with him.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Knock, Knock Come in

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

Killing your friend as a joke.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

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