- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

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