Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

Why did the chicken walk across the road? Because chickens cannot fly

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

A women left the kitchen.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 had paranoia.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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