Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

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Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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XD Jackass.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Almost everything.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

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whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

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Guy A: Why is 6 scared of 7? Guy B: Because 7, 8, 9? Guy A: No, numbers don't have feelings Guy C: That's so dumb Guy A: Hey you know what, this is an A and B conversation so... Guy C: So C your way out? Guy D: Yeah, before D and E come and F U up! Guy E: Are you guys high or something? Guy F: Dude, I'm a girl, F stand for female (Author): Oops sorry Girl F: Thanks Guy G: Mind Blown O_O

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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Why was the black man unemployed? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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