- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What's worse then AIDS? Chad Wolbert

Why did the kid jump? He didn't.

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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