I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

i hate non minorities!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Error 37.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Gay rights.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Flowers are colors Love me

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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