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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Because the tractor hadn't seen the chicken.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

poo

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Cripples are lame.

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A clown walking down the steet, trips -Ryan Vallee

Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

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