- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Hickory dickory dock, The mouse ran up the clock, Barbara called the exterminator, Who killed all 10 of them.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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