Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

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How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

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i'm hard

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

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Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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