what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

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There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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I like your words "He without an equal, also stands alone was it?"

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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