What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Yo momma so ugly that she is unpleasant to look at

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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