A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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it was all Tagart

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

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A house comes around the corner.

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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

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What do call something that looks exactly like a turtle but is not a turtle? A picture of a turtle

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Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

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A gorilla walks into a bar and gets a banana martini. The bartender thinks that this is peculiar, and then he realizes he is dreaming. He wakes up and tells his wife about this ridiculous dream that he had. His wife ignores him, and the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes that his marriage is in shambles.

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How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

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what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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No your aunties a joke

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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