- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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