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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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