How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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womens rights.

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

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Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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