- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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