- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

Why was the man arrested? He assaulted and raped an elderly woman at the local Walmart. He then proceeded to hijack the poor woman's Scooter and lead police on a 4 mile long car chase.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

I've got a great new 'Knock Knock Jock

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

why did the blue berry cross the road

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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