- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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