Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

What is sad and disappointing? Nevada's and California's snow pack.

Anti Joke

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