A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Why did the little girl cry when she fell off the slide? Because when she fell she hit the dirt ground, cause dust to fly into the air, he eyes started to water in response to keep her eyes from being damaged. The slide however, was taken down, too many children had been hurt while playing on it. The community is now pooling money together in order to build a new playground.

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That awkwad moment when a homeless man runs naked around a golf cource yelling hears the 19th hole bitches.

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

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What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

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Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Is it not a antijoke? When your granpa uncle or whatever used to pull out basically worthless coins out of your ears? And each time you wanted for him to drag out so many you can actually buy some bubblegum or something, the "stash" you where saving diminishes the moment you receive a new coin? Moral: Dont believe in yourself! Believe in me! Because I believe in you!

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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

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Poop

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

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Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

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what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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