What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

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Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to compromise his health and career

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

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What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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