Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Flowers are colors Love me

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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