"Knock knock..." "come in"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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