- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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