Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A baby seal walks into a club. :|

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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I'm Polish.

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Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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