- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

What's big and messy? A big mess

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

I farted and it smells like rotten ham with melted cottage cheese now dislike this please.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

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