- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Jimmy Saville

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Tony Romo

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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