What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

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Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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