- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

i saw amango it splootered

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

A man walks into a bar The bartender asks: What would you like to drink?

What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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