- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

How old are you? 7

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Q: What's the upside to your otherwise miserable life? A: You only got raped twice last week.

My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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