What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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