- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

Q: What do you call a black person who got hit by a truck? A: Dead

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

this is an anti joke so it has no punch line :D

Knock knock I need to either stop masturbating or answer the door He's probably masturbating. Who's there? The other guy left. The end.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

how much fish could a chicken

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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