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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Chris is hairy

Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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