- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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