Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

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What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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