- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did the dog cross the road? Because he saw another dog

Q-What do you call a dog with no legs? A-Nothing because he cant come over to you anyway..

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

Your friend is so gay he has consensual sex with other men, and enjoys it.

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