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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

ever tried african food? they neither

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

why do black people like watermellon? becasue it is a delicious red fruit at a wonderful price

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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