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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs at night? An experimental animal mutilated then exposed to radiation.

Where did Ben go after being hit by a high speed train? Underneath the train's wheels.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

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