Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

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A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

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i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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your life

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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