How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

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why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? He was dead.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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what is worse - this joke or the last one? what is worse still - sex what is worster - nothing that's not a real word what is wurst? a type of sausage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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