- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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