- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

My uncle got hit by a truck, what was the last thing to go through his mind? The drive shaft.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jimmy Saville

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

Why was the woman so hot? she was on fire

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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