Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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www.xnxx.com

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

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What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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