- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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