- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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