- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

The Labour Party.

Man#1: Who's John? Man#2: John is John. Who else do you want him to be? Why do you ask stupid questions? Are you naturally this dumb? Do you like the questions I ask? Man#1: (Turns away as he is deeply offended by the man who rudely answered his question.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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