An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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How do you get an annoying baby to shut up? Hit it with a bat

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How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. Just kidding chickens cant talk and animal control was called

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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