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Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

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A fat guy!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

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An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

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Why was everyone afraid of Nick Morton? Because he had AIDS

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He didn't say anything because ducks can't talk.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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What happened when Johnny fell off of his bike? He suffered a very tragic and fatal brain hemorrhage resulting in a lower population by a minute percentile that is undetectable by the US Census.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

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What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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