- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

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