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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

Knock knock. Get out!!

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

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