- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the little girl crying in the woods at night? There was psychotic killer chasing her with a chainsaw.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

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