There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

roses are red poo is poo

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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