- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

I love alchohol!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

Don't believe in Atheists.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

What's worst than a holocaust 2 holocaust's

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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