- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

A. Knock Knock. B. Who's there? A. Orange. B. Orange who? A. Orange you glad your retarded because you think oranges can talk?

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

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