- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Fathers Day at Tyrone's house.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

Sam slept and never woke up again.. Because he followed his dream.

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What's white and has a crusty nose? Luke Lange

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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