Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped six's mother

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why was the asian a bad driver? Because while he was driving a leprechaun was punching him in the face.

how do you stop a rhino from charging? you shoot it with a gun until it's either dead or no longer charging at you because thats a highly dangerous situation.

A man with a PhD walks up to a college student and jokingly says "Hey dude, what did the hat say to the other hat?" The student replies "My name is Joe and a hat does not have a mouth, therefore it cannot speak." The student is then unimpressed on how uneducated the man is, also worring about how the man was able to receive a PhD.

A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

What is worse than adolf hitler? Justin beiber

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