- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

What's the deal with airline food... It has to be packaged and prepared in such a way large quantities of people can eat the meal with minimal preparation, which results in lower quality. If you don't like it, order a drink from the cart.

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

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