What did the plane say to the ground when they hit each other Boom

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robin, get in the car.

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I was chatting to a woman in a bar, when the subject of kids came up. I said, "My son has had to wear nappies for his entire life." "That's awful," she said, "what's wrong with him?" I replied, "Nothing. He's two and a half."

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what happened to the guy that got shot in the head? Nothing, it was a water gun.

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Knock-Knock Whos there? You're about to get shell shocked...

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Hello everyone, if you couldnt tell, the most popular joke was removed because it wasnt even an antijoke, if you have a joke that isnt an antijoke, post it somewhere else, if you dont know what an antijoke even is then get the f*ck out, thumbs up if you agree with me

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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whats white, blue, and red all over? a white guy in the ghetto

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A man is at the dentists. The dentists says, "Oh my, your teeth are terrible!" The man says, "Yes I know. I am addicted to Meth".

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What do apples and black men both have in common? They are both people except for the apple

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Oooh a cloud

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

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Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

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An elderly man farts during Sunday morning mass. The children around him laugh and then their parents remind them to be respectful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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