- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

What's 9 + 10 19

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How many teachers would it take to find their way out of a maze? Depends on their area of speciality. If the teacher(s) are mathematicians or logicians, probably one or two at most. If they are home economics teachers, possibly more.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

knock knock!? . . No.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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