- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm blind.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What do the NRA and PETA have in common? Both are prominent interest groups from whom political candidates try to obtain votes.

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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