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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Don't believe in Atheists.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

I love alchohol!

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

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