How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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What's white and black and red all over? Slaughtered Cows.

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What do you call a man that was decapitated by a stray saw blade? An ambulance until when you have a reality check and realize that in the mass hysteria of witnessing such a horrific event that this man is already dead. You then callan undertaker, his family and his friends to attend his funeral in a week or so. You then walk over to him and cry.

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Why do you never hit a black man with your car? Because that's vehicular homicide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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Women's rights

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Penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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Hey Jim? What? Pass the stapler.

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I love boobs

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Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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A teenage boy tells his family that he is gay. His mother says she had always known, and they accept him for who he is.

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What's the difference between being gay and being homosexual? Nothing really. The two words are synonyms so try can be used interchangeably.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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