Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow!

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Nickelback

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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