- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

knock knock whos there .. derp

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What do apples taste like? Apples.

What time is it? 10:58

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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