- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

jokes r dumb

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

Women's rights.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

black people. that is all...

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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