Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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The WNBA.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Anti Joke

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