How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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black people. that is all...

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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