- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

The government makes a good decision

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the mechanic sleep under a car? He had narcolepsy.

What's 9 +10 19

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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