What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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Bob: The whale is a creature that isn't naturally capable of creating any kind of technologically advanced unit of operations? Spectator: Was that actually a question or a statement? Bob: To be candid, occasionally my mind registers the practically indelible impression that I am not competent enough to effectively articulate my relatively subtle thoughts of philosophical value. Spectator: What'd you attempt to explicate? Bob: Hello, contemporary. Spectator: That's definitely considerably better than, "Benevolent greeting to you, fellow indigenous inhabitants of the magnificant, planetary cynosure, Earth Prime." You've managed to improve! Bob: I shall try to emulate those simpletons of this planet in order to garner new allies. Maybe next time I should just stick with some traditional routines that many people currently practice on a daily basis. Now, it's time to examine some "test subjects" so to educate myself further on the nature of my numerous classmates, purported facillitators etc. Spectator: Bye. Bob: See you next time! Wow... I amaze myself with my ability to efficiently adapt to my circumstantial situations. I mean, I am a ninja student who has developed new skills at communication! Wait... nevermind. Bystander: man, were you just soliloquizing... and personally enjoying it? Bob: Ehhh,... No? Bystander: Was that a statement or a question?

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Hitler

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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I you beat Chuck Norris in arm wrestling, you will be proud of yourself and he will go home with nothing.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Chuck Norris can fly around the world in under 2 days. In an airplane.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Roses are Red, violets are blue, I have STD, Now so do you. :3

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Whats black and white and red all over? An interracial aborted fetus

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Why do mexicans jump the gate Because theres a sale at chipotle

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Why did the groom have cold feet? Because his socks were slightly damp resulting in evaporation and the cooling of his feet, as well as the cold weather in December.

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three men walk into a bar. they are immediately rushed to urgent care due to blunt force trauma

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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