- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

i like potatoes

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

I met a man today. His name was John.

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