- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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gays

What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

- Bob, what's interesting to see in NYC ? - Yes, exactly

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

So one time this woman was learning...

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Let's write an anti-joke. K.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

james schmitt whats your last name

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