- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

Lockerbie bombing

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

i have 2 penises

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