- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Freedom of Speech

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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