- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What's 9 +10 19

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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