Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

jokes r dumb

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

your amazing just the way you are... even though you have aids.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

knock knock whos there .. derp

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Women's rights.

The WNBA.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

What time is it? 10:58

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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