- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

The chicken crossed the road.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

black people. that is all...

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

what happened to the man who ran straight into a brick wall he bounced off it, fell back, stumbled. he lifted his head up, looked at it, put his arm to his head. got up, groaned, dusted himself down, and walked towards the pub.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why couldn't the girl charge her phone? The charger wasn't plugged in.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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