How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

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A black guy walks in to a bar.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

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What did the 5 year old girl ask Santa for Christmas? A pony.

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come along children

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What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What is the hardest part of a vegtable? The wheel chair 0.o

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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How do you kill a down-syndrome kid? fire.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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