- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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