There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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gays

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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So one time this woman was learning...

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What is a dog? Bark

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

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