how many letters are in Montana? 7 yes

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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arse

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

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a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Anti Joke

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