- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why Because

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Freedom of Speech

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

women's rights

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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