A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Womens rights.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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