- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

did you ever see a butter fly?

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

black people. that is all...

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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