Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman walk into a bar. It happens frequently at UK airports.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

A black succeeds

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This joke isnt funny.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

What is Jason? Black.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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