am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a black man who gets in the car with a drunk woman? An unsafe, yet easily avoidable situation.

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why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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This is not a joke.

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? a pizza doesn't yell when it goes into an oven

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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One day there was a guy who went on a date with a girl. They went to the movies and ate popcorn. After the movie ended they had a candlelit dinner at a restaurant nearby. The guy ordered a fried chicken and the girl ordered a watermelon salad. They went home after a great dinner. I'm not sure how the story ends but I remember the story was racist.

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What's a four letter word that ends with "rape"? Stop.

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What's worse than having a friend in a car accident? Laughing at their funeral.

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Nothing. He is Jewish, therefore he does not celebrate Christmas, he celebrates Hanukkah. So he won't get a present for Christmas, he will get eight presents for Hanukkah. (He'll like getting a good deal).

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

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A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

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What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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