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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

What is a dog? Bark

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

What break when you talk?

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

How do you act when you discover that the 'Submit' button doesn't work? Wait for a while until the problem fixes itself and you are able to perform the desired function.

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