What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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So this guy and his monkey walk into a bar, I forget the rest of the joke but your mothers a whore.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

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What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

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what is patrick wilson? smart

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What time is it? 12:19. weren't we supposed to leave like 5 minutes ago? 4. For the mall...

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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