What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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jokes r dumb

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Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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