What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

What do Ethiopians do at night? Sleep

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A man went in for a doctors appointment and said, "Doc, it hurts when I do this." The doctor responded, "Try to abstain from from putting stress on that area. It might alleviate the pain a bit."

Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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