I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

What do you call Morgan Freeman on a bad day? Samuel L. Jackson.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

Child Prostitution.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

Anti jokes are funny

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

josh simpson has cancer

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

I won the game.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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