Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

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Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's 9 +10 19

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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Steering Wheel Face.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

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