- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What does AIDS stand for? Acquired immune deficiency syndrome

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's 9 +10 19

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Women's rights

What time is it? 10:58

Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

look at there!! an entire dog!!

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