Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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What does a good joke get for Christmas? no laughs.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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potato

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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Baaaaaaahhhhhh

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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