why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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potato

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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25

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple in a car crash.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

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I hate you.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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What's big, black and long? The line in KFC

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