Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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why did helen keller fall down the stairs A; i pushed her

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Lockerbie bombing

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Your mom is so fat that her BMI is in the morbidly obese column.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Aodhan Hearty

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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Today, I had intercourse with a teddy bear

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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