- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why so serious? Why bad grammar?

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

I got shot, you laughed

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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