Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Your Momma's so fat when the whales see her they don't say anything as they are unable to speak the human language.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

did you ever see a butter fly?

kennah campion... being nice

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Women's rights.

The WNBA.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Well, this is fun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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