What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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penis

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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