Freedom of Speech

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

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A black person in the NHL

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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penis

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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