- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

what's worse than two dead babies? three dead babies.

Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

That's what he said.

What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

Two guys were sitting in a pub.

Small breasts.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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