- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

Dead baby jokes aren't funny, dead babies are though.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Knock Knock! Come in.

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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