- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

What is the difference between jam and jelly? Jam has chunks of fruit, jelly does not.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman

your mom is so poor that now your family is at risk of losing there home

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

whats the difference between a white man and a black man? I like cake

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

how do you french braid? ask a french dude to braid your hair DUHH

Two men walk into a bar. Seeing as the first man could have suffered a concussion, and been seriously hurt, The second man ducks to avoid also being hit by the bar.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

why was the kid named owen? Because thats what his parents wnted him to be named

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

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