Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

A black succeeds

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

black people. that is all...

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

Religion

A black man says "ask" correctly.

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

Q: Why did the cookie go to the dentist? A: Because he was dying of brain cancer.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

Hitler

Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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