Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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blubber vaginass CC

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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No.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Knock Knock Come in.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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