- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

what is worse than finding a fly in your coffee been raped

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

GRAAAAAAAR.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Steering Wheel Face.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

I got shot, you laughed

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