An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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This joke isnt funny.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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gays

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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