- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Whats white and can't climb trees? A Fridge

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What's 9 +10 19

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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