What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender brings him the beer, and the man drinks it. Then the man dies in a car crash while driving back to his family

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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johann grayson being liked

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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