A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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What is Jason? Black.

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Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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Brian: farts RJ: Who farted? Brian: Idk Why? Rj: Smells like sweet ass back here

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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