- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Well, this is fun.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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