What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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What's green and eats rocks? A green rock-eater.

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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