- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

A man was drowning in a lake and so he asked God to save him. A man on a boat came by and said to the drowning man "Do you need any help?" The drowning man said "Yes! Thank God a boat came for me!" So the man on the boat pulled the man from the water and saved him.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

Why was the blonde woman crying? -because she witnessed her infant get sucked into a jet engine and was very sad.

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Q: What's annoying and doesn't smoke? A: AIDS

What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Two men are waiting for the traffic light to cross the road. One looks at the other and says 'Hello!' The other replies 'Hello!'

What do you call a contraption made of a wooden rod attached to three strings attached to three rocks? A completely useless and pointless invention.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Military intelligence.

Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

Anti jokes are funny

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

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