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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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