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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Tie her up and force her to watch as you brutally murder her entire family.

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You know what happens when you assume. You jump to a conclusion that could conceivably have severe consequences.

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What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Q: What's big and white and can't climb trees? A: a fridge

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Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because Santa doesn't exist.

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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Kate

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

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Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

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knock knock you may come in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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