Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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jokes r dumb

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Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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