yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

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Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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What's the difference between above job and below job? Below job sucks

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

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What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map. Maria: This is it. Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America? Class: Maria did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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