- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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