- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

Small breasts.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

Turtles

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Well, this is fun.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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