When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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What is Jason? Black.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the man with leprosy say to the prostitute? Keep the tip

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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A member of the KKK is walking along the street enjoying the nice weather. He then turns his attention to a black man on the other side of the street and stopped dead in his tracks. He stepped on a land mine.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He saw and ice cream truck across the street and rode towards it as fast as he could, sadly it was rush hour and he was hit by a speeding ambulance because he forgot to look both ways.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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Your Momma’s muscle to fat ratio can only be explained in irrational complex numbers.

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Anti Joke

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