what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

why did the football coach go to the bank? to make a deposit into his account

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What is black blue and screaming? Your daughter when i kicked the shit out of her

Johnny just finished his pie.

What’s the best part about winning a gold medal? Nothing. You’re on acid and staring straight at the sun.

Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

no

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Military intelligence.

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