A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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What's the difference between Lady Gaga and the Bogeyman? Nothing.

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. Now heres a boy who can't read. Ngjmhgmgk? MTGKMJHGMjhkmjh(hgjnhgfjhgfj nj nvj vj kvnmg ifh) njki nj jo ncj kgjkfngjfk jkn jkgfngkfn gkn kgfnigkfnmg km kgf kglfn kglf kglgkflnm klnm mklm khlgfpnkmfklnmlk mbk lm klgfnmk gfmkngfnkgfklfknm m k kf mkfl m k gflmgkffmkopfdjtorper srhes hngfdlj;sdnht rktrtnr rdpkng ngngf.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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A black succeeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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