- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

You are the third derivative of the position function.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Obama

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

A kid is Jackin off and his dad walks in and says if you keep jackin off you will loose your sight. the kid says dad im over here.

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