- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Well, this is fun.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What time is it? 10:58

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

A black succeeds

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

black people. that is all...

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

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