- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy and a Mexican were in a car. Who was Driving? The police

what is patrick wilson? smart

What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

What has two wings and a halo? A chinese phone. WING WING HALO?

Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

GRAAAAAAAR.

I won the game.

Why did Jack and Jill fall down the hill? Because they were donuts

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

knock knock you may come in

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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