Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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A black man says "ask" correctly.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's 6+2? 16

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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What's worse than a male chauvinist pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Q. Why did billy die? A. Becuase everyone dies in life

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Q: Why do Jews have big noses? A: Because air is free!

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

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what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

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your matriarchal component is so overweight that her body mass index is over the desired level for her height and age

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What did the baby said to her mother? Nothing because she aborted him

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A three legged dog walks into a saloon. He is quickly removed, as it was an establishment for humans and not for dogs.

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A guy walks into a bar with a sad and depressed look on his face. the bartender says why the long face. The depressed guys think "how bad of eye sight he has my face is the average diameter of about 20 cm long"

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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GooglePlus.

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You're pretty... PRETTY UGLY

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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