- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Someone asks for his autograph to which he replies. "Sure"

Women's rights.

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

What do apples taste like? Apples.

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

A scottish man having fun

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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