Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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One drunk bug looks over to another drunk bug and guess what it says? Your a glitch

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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What do you get when you give a homeless man a sandwich? It thrown at the back of your head.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

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Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A fish walks into a bar

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Why was the boy embarassed at school? He got a noticable boner during class.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

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What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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