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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pickle say to the cucumber? I am you from the future!

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

"What was the hardest thing about that kid getting killed by that bus." "What?" "My dick"

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

Womens rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

potato

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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