- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

9/11/01 walks into a bar

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Women's rights.

i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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