i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

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A man waltzes into a bar, waving a carrot in the air. With an arrogant air of self-importance he flops onto a highchair at the bar. Looka here, looka here, he says to the bartender, waiving the carrot at the man. Will you buy me drinks all night, if I can make this carrot... Never mind, and please leave my bar, the bartender says, pulling out a carrot from under the counter. I've got one myself.

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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What did the Scorpio say to the Aquarius? "How's Uranus? Ohhhhh!" The Aquarius replied: "I have maggots."

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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