- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

No.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

Freedom of Speech

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Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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