- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

So one time this woman was learning...

how did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken..

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

how many scrubbers does it take to change a lightbulb 2, 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell like urine.

Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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