There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Women's rights.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Whose there? A chicken.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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