Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

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What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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Well, this is fun.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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