- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

The chicken crossed the road.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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