What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Well, this is fun.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

What time is it? 10:58

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

to the one below me. YEAH RIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

The Aristocrats

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

How do you escape from being enlisted in the army of your nation? Flee to a different country and bring along your valuables.

It is cruel to want a "sky full of lighters" as, according to the Laws of Gravity, the lighters will eventually come back down to earth and incinerate everything below them.

What is Jason? Black.

So one time this woman was learning...

Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

Knock knock! Yes?

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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