- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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