Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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The WNBA.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

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cheese

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How can you tell if a duck is watching you? Look at its eyes

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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How much does a polar bear weigh? About 1,150 pounds.

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What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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William Raines.

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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