- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

Well, this is fun.

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

What is Jason? Black.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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