- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

kennah campion... being nice

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

did you ever see a butter fly?

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

If life hands you lemons Take them

What was the hardest part about the orphanage burning down? My cock.

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

Well, this is fun.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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