A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

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arse

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Knock Knock Come in.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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roses are red violets are blue ill cut your dick off and use it as glue

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What is a dog? Bark

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Justin Bieber had sex with a woman.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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PEN15 IF U R SMART U WILL UNDERSTAND THIS

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am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

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A black man, a mexican man and a chinese man all walk into a supermarket. Together, they purchase ingredients to make a delicious vegetarian lasagna. That night, they make the lasagna and greatly enjoy it together.

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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What is brown and has 3 legs? My severely injured cat.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter? Whatever his name is?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? - Getting raped by an giant scorpion.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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How many Somalians can you fit in a Shopping trolley? Well rather unfortunately there is a lack of Shopping Centers in Somalia due to its corrupt government and its general poverty in comparison to a 1st world country, needless to mention the civil wars. I would guess 7 though.

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Hello world

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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