- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Q: What did Helen Keller say to the bartender? A: "I would like a bud lite please" it was a different Helen Kellar

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

here i am sitting here staring at the wall and beside me is a doll, oh no its moving, i hope it doesnt lick tht popsicle, oh no it just licked tht popsicle, oh no oh no

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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