- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Why is Chuck Norris' beard so great? because he grooms it daily.

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whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

The chicken crossed the road.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it was born yesterday.

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

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Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

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