Why don't chickens where pants? Cause they're animals,duh.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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The WNBA.

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did you ever see a butter fly?

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Billy was walking along the sidewalk. He strayed into someone's yard. He got run over by a lawnmower because he couldn't see with the frog he had stapled to his face.

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Why wasn't Pat able to get an erection? Because Pat is a girl.

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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black people. that is all...

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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An rich man walks into a ghetto and buys something for 1 million dollars. what store was he in? he wasn't in a store,he got robbed

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What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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When is a door not a door? When it is a cup.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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dildo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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