Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Ben is gay

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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If life throws you lemons Catch them

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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GRAAAAAAAR.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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Women rights..

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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Small breasts.

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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