- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Child Prostitution.

Why is one side of a geese formation heading south always longer than the other? It has more geese

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

What does the time bomb say to the idiot? Nothing, time bombs are inanimate objects and therefore can't speak.

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

a banana

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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