Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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Three people walk into a bar. Eight people follow them. They all go back to Bob's house, except Anna, Jimmy, and Joe. TImes the amount of people going to Bob's house by four. Thats how many people get arrested at the end of the night. How many people aren't arrested? Do you even know why you read this? Get a life and go to an actual bar, a party and get arrested.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

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No joke.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

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Why is a zebra named gorge fat? Because it ate Mcdonalds

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how do you get a blue waffle? paint your vagina blue

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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potato

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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Womens rights.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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