Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Lockerbie bombing

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What's 9 +10 19

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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