- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

Women rights..

where's waldo? in a picture book.

Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the first muffin say to the second? Nothing. Muffins can't talk, you idiot.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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