A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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Why did Michael Jackson like 24 year olds? Because they are apart of humanity and he had no reason to dislike them.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What's big? Jupiter.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

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Q; What smells like chicken, tastes like turkey and looks like duck? A; Nothing...dumbass.

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

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whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

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Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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I got shot, you laughed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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johann grayson being liked

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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Hello

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why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

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Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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