Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

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look at there!! an entire dog!!

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

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A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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What is Jason? Black.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm ? Getting herpes from a vibrator that you found in a dumpster.

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Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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