i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Duck Season" Elmer: "Wabbit Season" Buggs: "Wabbit Season" Elmer: Bang

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

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where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

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knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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I have no joke. u mad?

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

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A Jew returns change.

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Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

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knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

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Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

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Eliza eh? Of you I do not know but at least you used the correct code yourself, I suppose Nero7 kept your existence hidden from most of us for a reason. This "point Zero" is no more, about time people got out of the fucking north pole anyways, he was buried there, as his identity and existence is better off kept secret from the outside world for reasons many, none the less because if he is found and identified, undesired company might track whatever loose threads he might have left, straight back to us and we are not exactly operating within the parameters of... Legality anymore. Listen, if you want to know more give me the code straight out (I could not care less about deciphering shit right now and we are leaving horseshit network anyways) And I will tell you what Major6 knows, because as far as the screams roaming these halls can tell, he is still alive, you just better be fast, my men and women are not exactly experts at keeping these people alive... Yet, but enough idle chitchat. If you are who you claim to be, you should have the code I need, bring it, and I will present you with the neccesary information... ...Fail to do so, and I suggest that you never address any of us again fair lady, while we can simply not be tracked down, the security here is... Do I need to say? Neo-Nero.

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A duck walked up to a bad hearing drug dealer, and dealer asked duck, "What you do want?" A duck said, "Quack!" So dealer gave duck a crack

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