Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

What's 9 +10 19

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

No.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

Pandas Everywhere!!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

does this look unsure to you?

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

i like potatoes

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

black people. that is all...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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