Military intelligence.

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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What do you get when you put a dead baby and some nails in a blender? A dead baby and some nails

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A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

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josh simpson has cancer

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So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

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Jim and Larry work together. Jim works hard, and Larry is a bit of a prankster. One day, Jim is having a rather rough day, and Larry looks to cheer him up with a good-natured joke. Knowing that Jim's wife prepares dinner for him every night of the week, he calls her and tells her that their boss has decided to pay for a dinner out, that she should take the day off and just get ready for Jim to come home and pick her up. Larry will later follow up by calling a pizza delivery place and having them send a special no hard feeling message with two large delicious pizzas. He forgets to call the pizza delivery man until later that night, after which it's too late and he thinks "I'll just explain the joke to Jim tomorrow." And goes peacefully to sleep. Arriving home and finding that dinner is not prepared, Jim savagely beats his wife.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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Obama

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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No.

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What do you call a black Jew that is also a crippled midget with no family except for an autistic brother? His original name that his mother gave him at birth.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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What did I say when I fell of THEEeEeeeeeeee...

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Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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