- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

Why don't you have a seat, over there?

I'm not unemployed. I'm on sabbatical. Hey! Don't get all religous on me.

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Q: Why did the boy cry? A: He was denied access into heaven

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

Why did the mexican cross the road....... To find work so he can support his starving family

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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