- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

A Black man walks out of a KFC.

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

How do you keep children off your front lawn? You molest them.

Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

So Lindsay Lohan walks into a jewelry store. She buys a $2,500 necklace and goes on her way.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

knock knock you may come in

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Q. Why does Hugo masturbate? A. To build muscle.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

Steering Wheel Face.

What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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