knock knock you may come in

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What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

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What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family

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why didn't the kid win the talent show? He wasn't talented.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "what do you want to drink" the guy says "a blue moon"

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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A homeless person dies.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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