What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

a black guy and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? a taxi driver.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thousands upon thousands upon thousands of dying infants.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

A guy walks into a bar. He order three drinks and hands them to the lady behind him. It's because she is an alcoholic.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

Black people are innocent.

Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have candy GET IN THE VAN NOW BEFORE SOMEBODEY SEES US!

if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

im jewish

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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