No.

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Well, this is fun.

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what do you call 4 terrorists going off a cliff in a car? A waist because you can fit 2 more in the trunk.

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A Christian and a Jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "What'll you two have to drink?" The Christian says "I'll have a beer." and get this, the Jew says................................"I'll have a beer too."

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a finger And the middle ones for you

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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A horse walks in a bar. Several people leave seeing the potential danger in the situation.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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black people. that is all...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Anti Joke

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