- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

Q: What happened when Timmy divided by zero? A: He got a syntax error.

A scottish man having fun

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

That awkward moment when you thought this joke was going to be good but you thought wrong. Keep looking for good jokes.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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