roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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The size of Idris Elba's penis

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Yo' momma's so fat that when she steps on the scales the number seen to appear is proportionately larger than that seen to appear when the average human steps on them.

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why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

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What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Aodhan Hearty

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

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What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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8====D {(0)}

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

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johann grayson being liked

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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