- Anti Joke

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? -death -kidney failure -gall stones -getting in an automobile accident -getting struck by lightning -getting sodomized -embezzlement -deception -HIV/AIDS -illness of any nature -world hunger -the holocaust -Zimbabwe's economy -getting hit by a train -getting hit by a bus -the hives -getting bit by an alligator -head injuries -being arrested -childhood obesity -sexual predators -highly impoverished areas -losing a finger -getting hit with a bat -corruption -general rudeness -being lost in the woods -contracting a sexually transmitted virus -teen pregnancy -murder -rape -robbery -going blind -losing a child -falling down a well -bestiality -identity fraud -massacres -racism -genocide -mental disabilities in children -bullying -food poisoning -stepping on a nail -eugenics -the mass murder, rape, and theft of the land from the Native people of America -forced assimilation -slavery -brain deteriorating illness -matricide -prostitution - accidentally repeating yourself -prostitution -domestic violence -animal cruelty -pollution -deforestation -global warming -losing your life savings -still birth -oppressive leaders -physical conflicts -world wars and other military conflict -the situation in Rwanda -Inequality in treatment of women in middle eastern countries -auto theft -tax evasion -terrorism -being diagnosed with cancer -clinical depression -prostitution -finding two worms in your apple

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

A black guy walks up to a drug dealer. He asked the drug dealer for directions and went on with his life.

A black man killed someone

Haikus are easy They are simpler than you think Just don't run out of...

What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

What did the little boy say when he was sick? Nothing. He stayed in bed and slept all day.

What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why is the sky red in London? Fire.

Why did the man cross the inerstate? Well, he only got half way till he got hit by a truck, but he wanted to, it was suicide. oh ya, it wasnt a man it was a chicken. oh well. They are both dead.

A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

Whats worse than a dead baby? 6 million dead Jews.

a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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How many midgets can you fit into a telephone booth? Well, it really depends on a lot of factors. The size and design of the phone booth itself is pretty important. Also, midgets really have a wide range of sizes, but we could do some analysis and find out the average at least. Based on that we could have an estimate done soon.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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