The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

A person with OCD walked into a abr.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

Woman : Child,what time is it? Child : I'm not a kid, I Broccoli.

Is Carly smart? No.

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno.

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow".

Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas. A: A specially modified coffin.

What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

What's more satistfying then good sex? A nice loud, stinky fart.

A: What is worse than a melted chocolate bar. B: An eaten one.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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