What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

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What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

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Why could the woman cook for her family? She didn't have one she was anti-social

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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I got shot, you laughed

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A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

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Women's rights.

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Well, this is fun.

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No.

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q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

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