Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What time is it? 10:58

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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This is a haiku The second line is longest Hippopotamus.

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black people. that is all...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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What's 6+2? 16

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yo momma is so stupid she went to the beach and the whales song " dooooooonnn't stop. belieeeeving. wwwwwhoooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOA"

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I was having sex with my girlfriend the other night and she called me a pedofile. i told her that was a pretty big word for a 9 year old.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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What's better then winning a gold medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Think of a number between -1 and 1 That's how many friends you have

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What do you call a old guy watching little kids in a pool? a life guard

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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