What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

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what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

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What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

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jokes r dumb

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Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

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What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

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Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

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When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

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