knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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why did the man die? he got shot

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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That's unfortunate.

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whos got a massive fukkinn melon...B.I.M

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A man buys free health care...

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Why was the baseball player arrested after stealing a base? Because he pulled out a knife and stabbed the shortstop in the chest.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing, rocks are inanimate objects, therefore rendering them unable to participate in the activity of speech.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Although they both possess the extraordinary ability to speak, strangely each remains silent, apparently lost in their own thoughts. Thus nobody has any reason to think they are any different than any other muffins. Later after they've been baked and allowed to cool, they are sold to a woman who eats them along with a small salad. She enjoys their chewy, hearty texture, and lightly sweet taste. She is completely unaware of what amazing discovery has just been lost to science.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

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How do you wake Lady GaGa up? set her alarm for a reasonable hour.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

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Q: what do you call an icy road? A: dangerous

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fart

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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