- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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A man walked into a haunted house and screamed. He had stepped on a nail.

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Dana Cohen not having herpes.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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