- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

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Why did the old man fart?? Because he had gas

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What is worse but similar to Jenga? The September 11th attacks.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

What did the little girl get for christmas? her first period

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

Women's rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Well, this is fun.

Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

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