black people. that is all...

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

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What's the worst part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap. What's the best part about having sex with a two year old? -Hearing the hip bone snap.

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A black guy, mexican, and asian walk into a bar. They leave soon after because they heard the "one about them"

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A gorilla walks into the DMV to apply for a drivers license. Turns out it was just some guy in a gorilla suit doing a prank. Everybody instantly realized this at the time since gorillas aren't indigenous to the local area. They guy responsible was charged with a small fine for public mischief.

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School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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why did the boy poop his pants Yhe Holocaust

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot. What are you, racist?

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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Three black men go to the basketball courts one day hoping to play some ball. On the way there they see a homeless man with a sign that says "Homeless. Anything will help." However, since they were on there way to play ball, none of them found it necessary to bring cash, thus resulting in them walking by the homeless man without giving him any money.

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What did the unintelligent sports jock say to the band geek. Hey.

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Why are african american people better than caucasian people at sports like basketball? Because african american people have more high-twitch muscle fibers. Which allow them to perform Explosion type movements better than caucasian people.

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How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

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what's magenta and has 7 legs? nothing.

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How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? cause' he was annoyed with all the stereotypcial idiots who insist he crosses the road for comical value

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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