A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

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I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

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Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

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What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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So I went to the airport the other day, and the new TSA regulations are very strict.

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you stop someone from dying of cancer? Shoot them in the head.

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

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LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

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Anti Joke

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