- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wher did suzy go after the explosion? everywhere

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing because they are on opposite sides of the earth

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's big? Jupiter.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

Why did suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Whos there NOT SUZY!

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

My friend said that onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him with a watermelon.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Rick Perry.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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