what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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Jews for Jesus

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How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

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Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

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What do you call a man that is half Chinese and half Irish? Whatever you want, he's deaf so he won't be able to hear you anyway.

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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black people. that is all...

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potato

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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