- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What did the man with paranoid schizophrenia say? I suffer from paranoid schizophrenia.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

why was the bunny black? because it was born this way baby

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

Why couldn't the young boy go trick or treating? He was a diabetic.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

kennah campion... being nice

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

did you ever see a butter fly?

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

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