My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven beats his wife.

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- Knock Knock - Whos there? - No one

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because its ears were nailed to the floor.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Knock knock Nobody's home.

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

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gays

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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A. Knock-knock. B. Who's there? A. Hey, your doorbell's broken.

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Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a homosexual with no legs or arms. Jerry

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A Christian, a Jew, and a Hindu walked into a bar - guess what happened then? Well two of them are alcoholics so they wisely changed their minds and left, then the other one got bored so he left too.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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