- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar..... Wait..... How?

Why did people call the girl a cow? Because she was fat.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

What's a Mexican who walks down the street called? A pedestrian.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

There once was a girl from Nantucket, I've heard its nice there this time of year.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What's 9 +10 19

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Obama

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

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