What's sweaty, fat, and Italian? Italians

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock. who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant

One orphan said to the other, 'what are your parents called'

How do u save someone from dieing of cancer? U shoot them in the head

Why did suzie fall of the swing? She had no arms.

Everyone lies about agreeing to the terms of service... look, I'll do it right now! because i have to click it in order to post the joke.

if this joke was a potato, it would be a good potato

Lilys are from england violets from japan. I've got a knife now get in the van

Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

knock, knock no one answers man goes home and shots himself because he feels alone

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

Why do Jews have big noses? Because it is genetic.

Q: What did the cop say to the deaf man? A: Nothing worth hearing about.

Rob Bell

Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

1+1= 69

some one knocked on tims door, at the same exact time, someone died in africa

What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

What has 4 eyes, but can't see? 2 blind people.

You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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