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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

do you want my comeback? its in your mums mouth

What do you call a used garden tool? A dirty hoe (not ho)

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

A man goes into a store to buy some bread, He asks a woman behind the counter for help. She says " We have white, wheat, or rye. What kind would you like?" . To which the man replies, " It does not matter, I rode my bicycle.

Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? I don't fucking know.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

Whats worse than your camera not working? getting hit by a fridge during the Holocaust

People Eating Tasty Animals

Q: Why did little Johnny not like little Suzie? A: He was a homosexual.

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What has an extra toe and is a bad role model for little girls? Miley Cyrus.

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