What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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What's big? Jupiter.

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A man walks into a bar. Several hours later he staggers out and drives into an oncoming school bus, killing all occupants. He survives to live with the grief for the rest of his life and attempts to commit suicide several times.

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Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

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what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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How do you kill a fox in Canada? Cut it's leg off and let it run!

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What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

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What did Jimmy get for his birthday? Nothing, he was dead

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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why did Louisa go black and never go back? She got hit by a truck

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Robin, get in the car.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Non-believers.

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What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

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A black man is packing heat while driving his car. He is a police officer

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What is the difference between Jews and the boyscouts? The boyscouts come home from camp.

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On the last day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... A letter saying she had gone bankrupt, as she had spent all her money buying me 12 pear trees, 35 golden rings, hiring maids and pipers and etc. for over 100 hours, and an innumerable amount of animals.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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