- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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