- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

I told my two lesbian friends I wanted to join them. I am a priest in a Gay Marriage friendly state and they are happily married.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.