- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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This is a joke.

Andoni was here

Why was the emo kid sad? Because he gets raped by his dad every night

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

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