- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

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