- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

Knock Knock. The doors unlocked you can come in. The two men have a nice conversation while enjoying a couple of beers and then order a pizza because they get hungry.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

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