- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

why did scooba steeve loose his flippers? because his head imploded after reaching an extremley high pressure point at the bottom of the ocean. unable to live, his memory was a bit less persistant.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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