- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

how man

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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