- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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