What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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I like trees. Trees hate you. Bye.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Immigration Laws

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

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Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Why couldn't the blonde get pregnant? Because she was dead, and her reproductive organs had stopped functioning.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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