- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

HELLO EVERYONE

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

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Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Guest what in the butt

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

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