- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Albino African Americans

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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