- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

My dad weights 350 lbs. He decided to switch to diet soda.

homosexual rights to marriage

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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