My children are mistakes

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple but the elephant is gray.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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