- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

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