What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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