-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

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Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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