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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

When life gives you lemons, Life isn't actually a person so saying that would be irrelevant

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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