- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

why did you poop because you are a poop

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

united we sit, cause we're fat

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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