- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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