Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

No it doesnt..

A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

knock knock who's there? your destiny

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: toothpaste

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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