- Anti Joke

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What did the orphan do on Mother's Day? He went to the cemetery

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.