- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

What do you call a black man reading a book? An avid reader that happens to be black

Why did Rihanna sing "to the left, to the left"? Because people usually sing in songs

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

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