- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

Rylan Clark

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

And you honored it I see :P

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Eric is gay Ha

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