- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

why did sarah have to do overtime at work? because i set her house on fire

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

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