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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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