So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

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there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

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Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

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A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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the awkward moment when you kill everyone in school and blame it on the fat kid

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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