- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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