- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because her grandfather hit her with a wrench.

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