What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

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You know what's funny? A well told joke

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

God is real.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

womens rights

Beka has AIDS

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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