- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? - Probably about 5 or 6, depending on the car.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

And you honored it I see :P

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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