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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

whats black and strange a paki

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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