- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what are you mike bibby?

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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