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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

roses are red, violets are blue, hes for me not for you, if by chance you take me place, ill take my fist, and smarsh your face.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

What would you do if I ripped your face off? Bleed to death.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

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