- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG my mom just let me go to a concert in feb 31,2012 wohoo! LOL

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

I like that, but why am I happy?

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Can anyone Lenin money?

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

A cat playing laser tag.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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