What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

A praying mantis is very graceful

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Q: knok knok A: Im home

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Click here for free sandwich.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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