Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

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What did the alcoholic tell his son? Don't do meth.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

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if you don't like this you're gay

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Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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