- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Why is my grandpa always so grumpy? Because he has diabetes and life is very difficult for him.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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