- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Your girlfriend.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Matthew Wyckoff

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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