Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

God is real.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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