Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

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why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

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Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

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A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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