Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

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Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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