A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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a black man pays his child support

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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