- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

whats the differnece between a bag of dead babies and a ferarri? nothing ill never have either

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Wear a Mario costume What happened to Luigi? I ate him.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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