- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

The Ohio State Buckeyes

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence in prison.

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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