- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Why can't black people swim? Because there are sharks in the lake.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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