- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

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