What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

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Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

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what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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