- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's slippery when wet? A wet slipper.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

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