A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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