- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

I took my father out last night. We went to the Olive Garden.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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