Why did the black man cross the road? To rape the girl on the other side.

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Why are women so obsessed with not having penises? I'm serious. Imagine an ordinary woman out there, who is not doing any of the activities that the women-not-having-penises thing is famous for. But I can pretty much guarantee that under her clothes at that very moment, she isn't having a penis. And for no good reason. Sometimes I suspect women keep up the no-penis thing even in their sleep. Frankly, I find that creepy. Why are women so obsessed with not having penises?

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Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on a doorstep? A: Matt.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

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