What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

antonio has a penis head.lol

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Chick Norris... Enough said

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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