- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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