- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartenders asks "Why the long face?"

Your momma's so fat, she's at risk of a number of cardio-vascular problems, including high blood pressure, leading to heart disease, stroke, type II diabetes, and a premature death. She also has an elevated risk of contracting cancer.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

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