human centipede

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

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What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Having a giant, angry ape on steroids rip your heart out and eat it before your eyes as you painfully die from the unbearable pain and rapid blood loss.

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WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

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There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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