- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Knock Knock Come in

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

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