- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How does a chubby baby eat his chili In a very chubby way with his hands smearing it all over is face

a white van was driving really slow and he stopped in front 3 children. "do you want some candy" the old man said. the kids took the candy and the old man drove away happily, knowing he made someones day.

Knock Knock Come in

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

Once upon a time a was born

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Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

Q: what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? A: mudslide

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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