- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Your girlfriend.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

a black man and a mexican are sitting in the back seat of a car....whose driving? their friend.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

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