What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What do you get when you mix a donkey with a bungee cord? My bouncy ass

Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Communism hehe xd

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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