- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

I'm Coming

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

Q: Why didin't fat billy take the last peace of pie? A: cuz he was not hungry

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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