I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What's 8 foot tall and can't breathe? Ryan Eisenhour

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A ninja is walking down the street then he...finds a puppy a names him rex

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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money, I forgot what happens right but it wasn't that funny anyway

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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What did the dog do in the phone booth? Nothing, as dog do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grip objects. The previous user must have left the door open and the dog walked in, only to leave a few moments later.

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Question: What do you call a Black person who cooks food at a fried chicken restaurant? Answer: A chef

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Your adopted

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Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

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The doctor said to the boy that a spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down. He is diabetic.

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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