an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

I named my son ps2 controller

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

Diarrhea

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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