When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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