We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Bitch

What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

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