- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

When Harry met Sally, she slapped him twice without reason, walked away and kept on with her day.

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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