- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon and Michael Jackson appeared in court several times under charges of child molestation

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

It's okay we all love you, except me, and everyone else.

What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

What did Osama Bin Laden Say to Obama when they met? Nothing Osama is Dead

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

I know how to make a brilliant telescope out of an empty jar, some leather, a string and a brilliant telescope.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Steve Jobs is alive.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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