A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

THe Election

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What's funnier than 24? 25

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