Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

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Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

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Q: How do you make Osama Bin Ladin happy? A: Take him out to a nice seafood dinner free of charge.

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have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

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How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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what's worse than pie? alot of things.

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What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

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Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

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What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

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What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

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AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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