- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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