- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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