- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Your mom is so fat she probably has a body mass index of between 25 and 30 which is considered to be "overweight" but paradoxically is associated with fewer health risks by medical professionals.

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

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