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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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1+2 = 6

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caoimhin is a dorty carrot

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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Q: What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A: He died on Christmas Day, before his parents could tell him they had maxed out their credit cards to take him to Disney World. His father has since relapsed into alcoholism. He knows his wife is cheating on him with another man, but understands that she needs comfort that he cannot give her.

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How many asian children does it take for Gary Glitter to get aroused? Just one.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

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why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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