- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid that she was unable to make it into the college of her choice.

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

here's a joke... the american education society

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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