My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

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Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

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What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

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What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Patient: Doctor, do I have cancer? Doctor: Yes. Patient: Will I live? Doctor: No. Patient: So what do I do? Doctor: SUCK IT UP!!!

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

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why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

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