- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst joke ever? This one.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

69...you know how awkward this is now...

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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