- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Imagine yourself in a box with no windows and no doors. How do you get out? Stop imagining.

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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