What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

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Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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