What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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