- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

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