- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

bangers and mash?

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

Your big dick.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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