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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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