- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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