Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

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Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

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what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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