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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

A tall German man and a short Ukrainian woman walk into a pub and sit down for a drink. The German, not wanting to seem rude, asks the Ukrainian how her day has been. The Ukrainian smiles confusedly as she doesn't understand German.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What's upside down? umop apisdn

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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