- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

I put my baby in a microwave.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Obama stumbles upon a KKK meeting. All the klansmen shake his hand and respect him because he is the President.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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