- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

Q. What do black people, Asians, and Irishmen call their moms? A. "Mom"

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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