- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Dick Cheney That's the joke

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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