- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Robin, get in the car, please.

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??