why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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A man did not like this site

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

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I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

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How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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God is real.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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