- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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