- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

What did the kid say when the doctor said he had cancer Oh No

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

why did bob eat the cookie? because he was hungry

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

RACIST JOKE Why did the racist cross the road? He wanted to get to the other side.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

What did the rabbi say to the Muslim? I don't know I wasnt there. But it probably had something to do with their varying religions.

you see theres this guy.

What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why did the chicken go cluck cluck oh baby yeah balloon your mama oops did kangaroo say? I had sex with your wife and stole your car keys.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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