- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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