- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A lot eh?

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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