Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

What is an anti joke? It's jokes about jews, blacks, and walking out of bars LIKE AN IRISHMAN

what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

Listen Nero, you are the only one I suspect right now, how do you know all of this? Why should I believe you?!

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

what do you call a guy with no arm and legs laying by the door? Matt! what do you call a guy with no arms and legs floating on water Bob!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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