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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

I am quite mature.

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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