What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

I'm a psychic. Don't believe me? Think of any number between 1 and 20. Got it? Your number is 17. Please comment if I got it right

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

The Labour Party.

What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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