There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

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Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

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An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

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If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

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I'm Coming

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

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Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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