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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

Paul was mowing his lawn when he felt a bump. It turned out it was a bunny. Paul felt bad but the bunny felt worse

* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh wait... I'm blind.

What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What has 389,236,587 arms, has rainbow colored fur, and fornicates on your front lawn? Absolutely nothing. That's pretty much physically impossible.

Why was the little boy crying? Because there was a hair in his burrito

A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

What's orange and fluffy? Orange Fluff

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What do you call the black guy with a gun a ski mask on? Tyrone, because thats his name.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

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