- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Your Mom

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Insert joke that isn't even an anti joke = The new jokes on anti joke now.

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

A guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "whered you get the pig?" The guy says, "It's not a pig its a parrot." The bartender says, "i was talking to the parrot."

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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