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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Whats cold and frozen? ice

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

Why didn't the black man get the scholarship? Because he didn't apply for it.

Fill in the blank: Hello my name is ___, and today I would like to ask you why you put your real name in the blank? Posted by: BerserkSpoon

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

hey i just met you.. and this is crazy. but here my facebook so add me maybe!!

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Why is the sky blue? I don't know I thought you knew

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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