- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

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