- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

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Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

So I want to write an Anti-Joke, so I go to the write your own tab and see in the security code box: Which one is a country- fried rice or fried chicken. C'mon, it's definitely fried rice.

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