Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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