How do you scare a black man? You dont

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

What's old, silver, and smells like old cheese? A fork with old cheese on it.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Anti Joke

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