- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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