- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Indians

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

haha women's rights.....what a joke.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

You've got more chins than a Chinese... Girl with a lot of chins, because she's so fat

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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