How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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