Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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N-E Pats never cheated

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

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