- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

there once was a chicken it was yellow

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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