How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock, knock. You do realize you can actually physically knock on the door instead of just imitating the sound effect with your mouth, right? It's actually way more effective that way. Just saying, since it's raining outside and you're cold and want to come in...

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what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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I believe if Floyd Mayweather fought Muhammad Ali I believe it would be a close fight but Floyd would win. Because Ali has Parkinson's

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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i have two hands.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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