- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

How High is a Chinese man

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike!

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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