- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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