- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

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13 =B you just learned something

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

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