- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

Gay rights.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you take money from a Mexican? You don't because they have none.

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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