- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

drugs.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

Your mother is so dumb, that she had a very poor ACT composite score.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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