- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What do you call a girl with no arms and legs? Whatever her name is.

Q: What do you call an orange if it isn't orange? A: Nothing. Chances are you won't see it until it has ripened.

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