- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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