What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

justin beiber sucks

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

Tall asians

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are purple, Nothing rhymes with purple.

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

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