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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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