- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

So three men walk into a bar and buy a round of drinks for everyone. As they do this, three kenyans die of dehydration while their families weep at their feet.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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