Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

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Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

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I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

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What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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