You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

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Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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miha kako si?

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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