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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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