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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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