- Anti Joke

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Chlamydia

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

That's not mine! it's bigger and blacker! ...where have i heard this before?

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Chlamydia

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

The global news

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

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Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead