Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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How old are you? 7

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I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

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What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

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What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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