- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

a blind man walks into a wall

How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

Why are soccer players sad? They couldn't play Football.

-Have you ever seen an elephant hidden behind a thread? -No. -How come you're seeing it, he's hidden.

Why did the black guy drink the kool aid? Because there was a glass of kool aid next to him and he was thirsty.

Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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