- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

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