What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

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What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

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If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

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a piece of string walks into a bar and the bartender says “sorry we dont serve your kind here” so the string goes outside twists himself round and ruffles up one of his ends then walks back into the bar, the bartender says “aren’t you the piece of string i just kicked out?” the string then replies “i’m a frayed knot”

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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