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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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