- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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