- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

How do you confuse a bus driver? Go invisible and throw bananas at him

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