- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

a blond readhead and a brunnett were driving to Miami, they saw a sign for next exit Miami, turned off the exit went to the beach did some shopping and all had a great time together.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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