today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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A man walks into a bar and sees that the pianist is just twelve inches tall. He asks the bartender, ''How come you have a 12-inch pianist?'' The bartender replies, ''We have a genie in the back room. He'll answer all your wishes, but be careful, because he has a little trouble hearing.'' The man walks into the back room and asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie then gives him a million ducks. The man comes out and tells the bartender that the genie misheard his wish. The bartender says, ''Come on, now! Do you really think I asked for a 12-inch pianist?!''

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Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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Q: Why should you never let Jerry Sandusky babysit your children? A: Because, in November of 2011, Sandusky was arrested and charged with 40 counts of sexual abuse of young boys over a 15-year period. A man with this type of background does not seem like a an ideal choice for a babysitter.

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