- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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