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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Why are all women bad drivers? All of them aren't.

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin Mobile

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

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