- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

In soviet Russia...things are different

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

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