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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

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