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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Why Jimmy doesn't listen to his mother? Because he's deaf

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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