- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

why dont they make black forks

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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