An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

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Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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