What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are in a terrible ship crash that leaves them stranded on a desert island. All of their survival supplies sank with the boat so they don't last very long.

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm. Being raped. What's worse than being raped. Being raped twice. What's worse than being raped twice. Biting into your apple and finding a worm then throwing away that apple, retrieving another apple them biting into it and finding another worm then being raped twice. In the same 5 minutes.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

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Men's rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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Whats red and bad for your teeth??? A brick!!!

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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