- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bite me

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing his parents died in a tragic car accident the night before

Tony Romo

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

getting up in the morning is the 3nd hardest thing :DDD

Anti Joke

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