- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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