- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

Why did the depressed man commit suicide? Its typical of a depressed person.

Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

You know what's funny? You got AIDs

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

Why did Timmy miss school? He was killed in a tragic school bus accident

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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