what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

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I'm called the! no i wish am I left

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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