My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

Okay.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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