hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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learn. advance!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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My wife's star sign was Cancer and its quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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Democracy.

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Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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I'm a Banker. A woman asked if I could check her balance... So I pushed her off a cliff.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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