- Anti Joke

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

12 in general

What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.