- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

hey guys im gay

how do you call someone? use a phone

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

what do you call a clown in makeup? a clown, clowns are supposed to wear makeup.

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