Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Anti Jokes = Drained

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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