Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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Why can't black guys eat babby back ribs... Beacause They are black too

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goats are like mushrooms, if you shoot a duck, im scared of toasters

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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Church.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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