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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

Massie is a fatass

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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