You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

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What did the computer say to his girlfriend? I'm going to RAM you tonight.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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João Duarte reads this.

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

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Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

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Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

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What do you call a police officer who kills a black person? Innocent

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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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What do you call a black man driving an airplane? A pilot.

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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