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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Yo mama's so fat that they have to grease the door frame and hold a twinky on the other side to get her through.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

A leper sees that a woman has dropped a bag of groceries on the sidewalk. "Hey ma'am, can I give you a HAND?" asks the leper. "No thank you, sir. I can manage." replies the woman. "That's a relief," laughs the leper, shyly. "I am quite weak due to leprocy."

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

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