What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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Whats the difference between a red cup and a blue cup. Ones red and the other is blue.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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What do you get when you write your own anti-joke? Herpes.

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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