Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you stop an aboriginal from drowning? Take your foot off his head...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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