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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what do you get when you give a man viagra? A man with an erect penis. Viagra is known to increase blood flow and vascularization in the penis, allowing for erections for people with erectile dysfunction.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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