A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

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it was all Tagart

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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Roses are red.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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A man did not like this site

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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