How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.

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What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

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Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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