- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

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