- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

the economy.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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