- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Why can't a blonde swim? Because in this economy her parents never took her to a pool in which she could get swimming lessons and practice to be able to be a good or maybe great swimmer.

THe Election

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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