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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

Why did the goose cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation

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