How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing?

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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Why did the mexican buy 50 tacos? Because he was taking them to the orphanage where he grew up. Isn't that nice?

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What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

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His Royal Highness was hunting in the forest accompanied by his squires and hunting dogs. A man, screaming, ran wildly out of the brush and addressed the hunting party. He said, "DON'T SHOOT! I AM NOT A MOOSE!! PLEASE DO NOT SHOOT!!!!" The king calmly raised his rifle to his eye and fired, hitting the man in the temple, and instantly killing him. A squire frantically turned to the king and said "Sire! Why did you kill this man?! He CLEARLY said he was not a moose!" The King replied "Oh! I thought he said he WAS a moose..."

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Why does the girl continue to cry repetently everyday? Because she found out she was diagnosed with terminal cancer.

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How long does it take a person to steal a television? Many variables could determine said ability to successfully steal a television. Such variables depend on sub-variables such as weight of the television, whether the television is a store, an upper-class citizen's home, or in a "ghetto" apartment. A main variable could be the race of the thief in question. African Americans are scientifically more likely to steal a television faster compared to a Caucasian. Yet a downside to being an African American is the fact that they are more likely to be called in for questioning or arrested on the spot at their broken down home. Caucasians are less likely to be questioned and if caught will most likely obtain the proper amount of bribery money in which to pay off the police.

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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Q: What is Fftp poort grtz gruxxyw? A: DYSLEXIA!

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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ive been a naughty girl, and i need something to plug my hole. call or text me;) 1 (802) 299-5281

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My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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Anti Joke

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