- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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