- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

what came first the chicken or the chips

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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