You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

whats black and strange a paki

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock, Knock Who's There? Not Katie.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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