- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What's sad about Justin bieber getting thrown off of a cliff Nothing

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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