- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did hitler say to the jews? Die.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

XD Jackass.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

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