- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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