- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

No soup for you!

What's worse than a work in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing the same joke repeated thousands of times on anti-joke.com.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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