What do you get when you cross an Indian and a duck? An Indian duck.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Click here for free sandwich.

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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