Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

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Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

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why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

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i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Meanwhile in the basement...an elderly man, who lives a lone and whose children lead their own lives and dont have much time for him, lies on the ground unable to move after having falling down the stairs. He has been there for 2 days. He is frightened and confused, he hears someone knocking and his hopes perk up, he tries to call but due to lack of water his mouths is too dry to do so. He sobs in frustration. Knock Knock [Silence] The old man cries, aware of his fate.

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What walks on the three legs? Martin, he was born with a tragic birth defect and struggles to make a living.

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Man one: Why does the moon look like a face? Man two: I don't know, why? Man one: I don't know either, that's why i asked....

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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