- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

A lot eh?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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This one time at Concentration camp.... My friends all died cause they were chosem in the Selection

Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

What do you call it when you take cheese that isn't yours? Stolen bitch, your under-arrest!

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