- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a butcher shop and asks for two apple pies. The butcher says "sorry, but we don't have apple pies. It's a butcher shop." And the horse says "nevermind, I came here on my bike."

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Why couldn't Bruce drive a truck? Cause Bruce was a Fish.

What's slow and spotted? A cheetah, I lied about the slow part

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

A man walks into a bar He is now in the emergency room suffering from deep lacerations to the forehead as well as a bloody nose.

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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