Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

Knock, Knock Come in

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

justin beiber is having intimate sex with a woman.

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

why does the man appear fat he is

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

Today, my house burned to the ground. FML.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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