Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

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Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Santa and a smart blonde jump of a cliff. Who gets to the ground first? Neither, they don't exist.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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How can you make a Russian happy? Giving him two tickets for him and his wife to Disneyworld.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

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You dork, seriously, the comment where I mentioned that I am married is like 60000 comments PAGES behind. What? Now you ashamed of losing your, I mean I can say that I am your first right? That I am going to stick my MANFLESH into your CHERRY AND POP IT RIGHT? JUST TRYING TO BE SUBTLE HERE! Seriously though, Your name is really Tifa? And you look a FUCKING HELL A LOT Like Tifa From Final Fantasy... You know, except she has gigantic feet and no lips and you know...

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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