- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

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