Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

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whats black red and white. a zebra with a contagious red rash

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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