But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Peas

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

You idiot.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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