What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

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A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

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What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

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Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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