What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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Your Mom

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

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Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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