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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Ubisoft 'Very Impressed' By Pokemon Go, Working on AR game of their own.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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