- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

What page are you on The gay page.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Take part of what?

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

A bar walked into a bar. To get to the other horse.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

My grandfather slipped on a banana peel. I helped him up.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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