How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the marginal benefit of doing so exceeded the marginal cost.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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If life gives you lemons, you are probably suffering from hallucinations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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