- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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