Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A construction worker walks into a bar. He says "Ow! That hurt!" And walked in the opposite direction to the manager to complaint about the obvious health code violations of this site.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

thumb_up thumb_down -19

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

So i broke up with my girl, here her number... SIKE!! ITS THE WRONG NUMBAHHH!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why could'nt the Jew drink milk? He was laptose intolerant.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

thumb_up thumb_down -21

A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Dad, why do people say mom is a nympho? No idea son, try asking one of your other dads.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops