- Anti Joke

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it