- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A seal walks into a club.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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