- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

What is blue and invisible? Invisible blue paint

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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