- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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