- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Dwarf Shortage

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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