- Anti Joke

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

if you don't like this you're gay

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

Do you know what the forest fire got for Christmas? Your house

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem doesn't make sense Potato

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu