Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a retarded failure

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

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What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown Who pooped in my garden?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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Why was the elf sad Because a polar bear ate his family

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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