- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

human centipede

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

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