why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

An elephant walks into a bar. Several people are trampled.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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