- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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