what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

Who is Dank? A: Billal

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