- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she can fit through a skinny doorway. Actually, yo mamma isn't fat at all, but rather a normal sized woman secure in her weight.

Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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