A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

A blonde walks into a bar. She got free drinks.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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