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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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