- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

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