- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

5 black men walk into a 7-11 at midnight. They clog the all of the toilets in the mens bathroom causing them to over run.

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Brain fart

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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