- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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