One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Why wouldn't joey pay attention in class? Because he was being raped by a grizzly bear.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. The blonde got angry and called the cops, who proceeded to come and arrest him.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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