Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

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What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

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how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

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sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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What do you call a over weight woman? Fat bitch.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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A black kid, a white kid, an Asian, and a Dane all take acid in a room. They have a profound experience and find a greater meaning in life.

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Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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