Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

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How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

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A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

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scenario: two teddy bears wrestling under water question: how many apples does it take to tussel with a potato answer: 96 becouse pillows dont eat chease

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Your big dick.

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

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How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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