- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Why did the potato cross the road? It didn't. A potato is a vegetable. It cannot walk, think or speak.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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