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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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