- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What do you call a black man? Rob

Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's black, white and red all over? A race war

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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