Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't. 

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

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Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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Q: What do you call an underground train full of professors? A: It's very unlikely that the passengers on an underground train would consist entirely of professors, unless it was a special service booked solely for the attendees of highly specialised lectures which required each audience member to have completed a professorship.

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Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But after she does this, se will probably have sex with another woman

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Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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