- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

Dwight Howard

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Cheese

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

What do you get when you cross the motorway with a lottery ticket? You get knocked down and killed.

Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

A black man, a mexican man, and a caucasian man, walk into a bar with handguns. The three break out into a gun fight and everyone is killed in the cross-fire

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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