- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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