- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

The diamond one below is hilarious.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

Nobody cares maddie!

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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