Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

nick walked into macdonalds... everyone stood up and left as they saw the potential danger in the situation.. nick later ended up bieng hit by a bus after chasing a duck

woman's rights

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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