- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

A blind man walks into a library.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What one thing do the five members of Mystery Inc have in common? They were all raped and killed by REAL MONSTERS! One of the monsters happened to be Chuck Norris. He's a BEAST!

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