- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

Why did the little girl cry? Her mom died

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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