a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

Human race: Let's play hide and seek! BOEING MH370: K faggotz :P

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

women's rights.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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