- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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