What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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apple was gonna make a smaller ipod for kids but decided not to because they didnt want the name to be itouch kids.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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A man did not like this site

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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