- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

What did Hellen Keller say when she drove up to the stop sign? Nothing, she doesn't drive.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

guess what what ...

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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