Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

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Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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you will like this because i am black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Your mom is so old she died

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you!

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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pull my finger (farts)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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