- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond fall down? She died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Being a chicken, it had no concept of roads or their dangers and was simply trying to find some feed.

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

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What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

what do you get when you cross a puma and a turkey? A horrible abomination of life that begs to be killed.

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