- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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