- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

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