- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

What kind of martial arts does the Jewish man practice? Kung-Fu

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

how do you call someone? use a phone

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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