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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

why did superman die, aids he got from wonder women

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

Q. What do you call a person with no arms, legs, torso, or head? A. A mutilated corpse.

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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