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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

What did the zero say to the eight? I don't know,numbers are inanimate objects so they can't talk.God, what did you think?

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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