Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

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wanna hear a joke? me niether.

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knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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so...um, yeah

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The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

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Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

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You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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