- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Your big dick.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Why did the man die? He was old.

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