- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What would you do if Spider Man gave you super powers like his? Nothing. Spider Man is not real therefore you are most likely dreaming and need to wake up soon.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

Womens rights.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

What do we call Osama? Osama

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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