- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

How about that airline food?

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

A russian gives away vodka.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Sure, I was not born yesterday, sounds serious, what is it?

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

H o m o comes out as homo

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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