- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

j.p. is dumb

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

Where's my tractor?

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

12 niqqa 12.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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