Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Communism hehe xd

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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Anti Joke

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