What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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What's black and white and red all over? A blood-soaked zebra

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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Tina: Mom, would you love me if I was straight Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was gay Mom: Yes Tina: Would you love me if I was Bi Mom: No Tina: Why not Mom: Because that's selfish!

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Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

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What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

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What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

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U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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