- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

One, two, three, four and five

miha kako si?

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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