Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

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What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

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Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

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1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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