- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Guess what? Chickenbuttt hahahah! lolomfg

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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