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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

12/23/2012

Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

Im sitting in class trying to write a joke. I should be writing my speech But i'm better off trying to think of the funniest joke that could get on the front page with over 9000 likes :( Lol nah thats never going to happen :'(

What did the elf say to Santa I'm not making any more toys fat ass.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

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