What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

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Nobody cares maddie!

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: How many hair styles do celebreties induce annualy? A: I have no clue but I'm pretty sure that's a midget defacing your house!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A bus crashes and everybody dies.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

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Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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