- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

How many women can fit on a bus? It depends on the size of the bus.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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