a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A man had two kids who he loved very much but would always come home in a bad mood. On a Friday after returning home, he tells his wife, "I hate my life," then proceeds to take his anger out on her. If you were expecting for this to be a joke, then you clearly have some messed up humor. Abuse in the household isn't to be taken lightly.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

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There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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