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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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