No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

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A pope meets another one

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

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-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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you go to cvs and theres a robber trying to shoot everyone and the cashier says do you have a rewards card

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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