- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get up Look in the mirror

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

whats big and green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a snooker table

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

whats white and sticky? a white stick

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

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