What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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A apple a day is good for your overall health and you should schedule check ups with your doctor to maintain good health and avoid seeing him everyday.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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knock,knock you suck

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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