- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Gary.

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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roses are red violets should be purple

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

A muslim walks into a gun shop

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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