- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Man goes to the doctors, He waits patiently in the waiting room for nine minutes and is then called in to see the doctor for a routine check up. After seeing the doctor he picks up his sisters kid from school and carries on with his day.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Soccer...

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

Cheese

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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