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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock F*ck of I'm watching p0rn

How did the hairless cat brush its hair? It could not, it was hairless. Also, cats do not have opposable thumbs, making it near impossible to do such a thing.

Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

One day there was a princess born in the jungle. The story goes, that she'd be saved by a grand champion - a Hero. So the day came that she fell in love. After a few magical years, they broke up and she realized that fairy tales are for little girls.

Why didn't the tv turn on? It wasn't plugged in

Roses are Grey, Violets are Grey, I am Colorblind...FML

Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

How do you get dislikes on anti-joke.com? You can dislike your own post from several different IP addresses.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

What did one computer say to the other? 01001111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011 0100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 0100000 01101001 01110011 0100000 01101111 01100010 01110110 01101001 01101111 01110101 01110011

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

how do you make a baby stop crying? but hot coals down its throat

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

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