How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

What do a black lesbian, Adolf Hitler and Jesus have in common? They are all the subject of this question.

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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