- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What did the president do for the people? ...

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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