- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

Tunechi

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

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