a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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How do you scare a black man? You dont

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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