Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

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What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

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knock knock. "who's there?" dick. "dick who?" dick ferns.

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Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

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Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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why did you poop because you are a poop

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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