- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

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