- Anti Joke

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

kennah campion when she talks

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

woman's rights

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o