- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

An overweight person falls down the stairs.. They had to be taken to A&E as they suffered very serious injuries.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

why does her hair shine so nicely? she uses good shampoo.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Me Me, who? -You -You? but I thought you were me. - I am you, you're looking in the mirror, asshole. - No, sir i'm sorry you have the wrong house. Asshole doesn't live here.

Yo momma so pretty,she gets a lot of compliments.

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