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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Why did the cat eat his food? Because he was hungry.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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