- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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