- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

What fires shots? A gun

Intercom:ALERT! THERES AND EXTREIMEST IS THE SCHOOL! Little kid: Sir, can I borrow that towel on your head? BOOOOOOM!

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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