- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

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