- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

whats the difference between a dead body and a car with doors that open in a diagnal manner one was never alive to begin with

why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

A blind man walks into a bar... He tragicly attracts aids and dies as the bar is shut down for health purposes

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Oh my gosh a talking muffin.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A blind man walks into a bar. The shopkeeper says, "the bar is nextdoor." The man walks out.

A fake pizza delivery guy goes to a party and tries to deliver DiGornios pizza in another companys pizza box. The party host calls the police and the guy gets charged for stealing another companys uniform and impersonating a pizza palace worker. He had to return the uniform.

Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

why was the girl unhappy? because she was stapled to a shark.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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