- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my penis rainbow colored?

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

Matthew Wyckoff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

How many 3 legged black Irish catholic obstetricians, walking into a bar, does it take to make a chicken cross the road? Fish!

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