But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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