- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers. What did the stupid lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both pineapples.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Repeated jokes.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus