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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.