flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

Why did Hellen Keller drive off of the cliff? Because she is a woman.

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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