J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

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Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

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Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Want to hear a funny story? So, these to kids have cancer...

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Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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Whats worse than 10 babies nailed to one tree 1 baby nailed to 10

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I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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Gus's mom

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Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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