Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

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A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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whats gay and american? a gay american

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Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

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Racial Equality

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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