What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

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How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

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When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

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Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

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Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

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roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

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Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

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bite me

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

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why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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