Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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Julian Ha.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Why were Billy's parents laughing at him? Because he was just diagnosed with cancer!

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the Jewish man commit suicide? Because he was not happy with his life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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