- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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