Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

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What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

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How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

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What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

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I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

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your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

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A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

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Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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