- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many apples does it take to keep the doctor away? 1 if you throw it hard enough! haha

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

What's worst then getting struck by lightening? your face.whats worse then seeing your face? NOTHING

If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

We started this thing together, I do not get it, he is like you said, just a little nerd...

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

You: Did u hear the one about that guy walking into a bar? Them: No. You: He said it hurt

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

how many mexicas does it take to.... on wait there done

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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