I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

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A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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yo momma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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