- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

There was this girl who suffered for her whole life and then she died. It was very liberating.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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