- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

An Asian man walked to P.F. Changs, and asked where the bathroom is.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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