Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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the moment right after you finish the last harry potter and remember the world wasn't saved and you still have cancer

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the bible

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What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

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How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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