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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would Helen Keller say to Obama? Wow Im really impressed that you are our nation's first black president. You're doing a great job. Except it would come out like DUUUUURNNNNNAFMKAAAALLLL

What did the asian do with his homework? finish it. as is expected from children his age.

What did the blade of grass say to the other blade of grass? Nothing, as grass does not have the capability of speaking and does not have a brain, all it has is a complex life system where it feeds off water. If it were to say anything though, it would say, "Hey! We're both blades of grass!"

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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