How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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There was a man posting an anti-joke... He had no life

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

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Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

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* pretend your an orphan Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

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what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

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What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

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Yo mama's so fat, that when she jumped, gravity pushed her back to the floor!

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What did the alien say to the other alien? It's hard to say. They could use an inefficient form of aural analog communication, or a hyper-advanced form of telepathy. Either way, modern science hasn't brought us far enough to determine.

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What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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