- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

Why did the guy in the ferrari stop? -He hit the median at 100mph.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

No soup for you!

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "Why the long face?" And the horse says "I have cancer".

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

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