what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

what's white and sticky semen

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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