- Anti Joke

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why is it bad luck for a black cat to cross your path? I'll tell you in Heaven

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN cil you have such a dirty mind

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.