- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? She had no arms and legs Knock knock Who's there? Not Lucy

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

mario squashes another goomba when his wife hears of this he kills her 3 children with a gun and hangs herself.

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