- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Knock knock (who's there) Orange ( orange who) orange you glad to see

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

Poop

How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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