Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

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Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

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Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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why was the man denied his teaching job? because he is a wanted cerial killer in 43 states.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

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good looking women

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

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What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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