- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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