- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Your mom.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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