- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Whats cold and frozen? ice

One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Sandwich.

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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