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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had very recentley made his escape from a nearby farm, of which was owned by a man close to dying of a Rhabdoid Tumor. His family was in mourn.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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