- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

Why was Timmy so unpopular at school? Because he caught aids of his pet rock

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

What does little Tommy and a tomato have in common? They are both vegetables. Oh wait, a tomato is a fruit.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

Q: Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory? A: It's hard to say. HR can not discuss the details of her termination, and the blonde signed a non-discloure agreement. She has since relocated to Biloxi with her family and is doing quit well.

If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

Knock, knock Who's there? You... and you just lost the game. -Eka

Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

Male orgasm (haha bitches we've been faking it)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

A man fell off a cliff... He died a vicious death.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

Refrigerator

Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

think twice or at least think

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

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