What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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Whats funny? Your face.

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A shark ate your mom

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Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

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What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

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So a clown walks up to you and asks, "What'll always STICK with you? The violent disposition of humanity."

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does? 42

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Would you spit or swallow? Well, in circumstances when i am eating or drinking, i would swallow. Although if i had something disgusting in my mouth i would spit

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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