- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do u call a beaner when he stands up 4 foot nothing

What's 1+1? 69.

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

You know what's funny? A well told joke

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

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