A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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What's funny about your mom? Nothing, she died three weeks ago.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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What happens when Lord Voldemort tries to kill Harry Potter? He is unsuccessful.

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Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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If you woke up in the morning feeling like P Diddy, get tested. Immediately.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

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Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

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