What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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