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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

Why did the lorry cross the road? It was swerving to avoid a small child. Unfortunately the driver's reactions were too slow and he hit the kid. After a week fighting for their life in hospital the child fibaly died. There wasn't a scratch on the lorry though.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

whats the difference between a phone and Helen Keller? you listen to the phone and you smash Helen Keller on the head with a spiked baseball bat

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice

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A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

Why are many frogs green? Because yes they are.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

What's one plus one? two.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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