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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Roses are Red Violets are blue I am an onlince predator Post your address in the comment EJ

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Gay rights.

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