- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

Why is Abraham Lincoln a bad driver? Because he is dead.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

LISTEN UP PEEPS, I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU MY PASSWORD.. just as shown on screen THIS IS IT: ******* YEP just as shown on screen

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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