- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

So FDR walks into a bar.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

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