why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

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what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Your mom.

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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