- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

A man did not like this site

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

wat does T.J.C.S. Mean? leave an comment to answer

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

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