What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

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Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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