- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

Why didn't 6 like 7? Because 7 was a huge racist.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

123 f*ck off

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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