A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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Q: Why is there never sun beaming at the castle? A: Because the castle is full of knights.

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Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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Why was the trucker making noises? It was having sex with someone

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A man died and went to heaven. Luckily, he was resuscitated by a trained medical professional, and after a stern warning from his doctor, he lost weight, limited the cholesterol in his diet, and went on to live a very happy and healthy life.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette were on an island. There were loads of other people too - the UK is a pretty popular place to live.

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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