Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

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I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

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Bill: Hey Bob guess what? Bob:What? Bill: your adopted

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

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What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Okay so there was a turtle, a pig, and a donkey. They were out fishing when suddenly they spot a man in boat. The man said he hasn't eaten in 5 days and he is very hungry. He looked at the turtle and said "no, too much shell." The turtle was happy and left. He looked at the pig and said "no, too much fat." The pig ran away and was very happy. He looked at the donkey and said "I think I'll have donkey today." The donkey ran away because he was scared. The man died from hunger.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He tripped over the little step at the entrance. But don't worry, he's not hurt, it just startled him for a second there. They should put a caution sign out front, somebody might get a serious injury. You can never be too safe, after all.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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why did the girl stop laughing? there was nothing to laugh about.

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Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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