- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

How old is victor? Half past dead

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