How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems are good and some don't

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Steve Jobs is alive.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Roses are are red Violets are blue I just ate a crockpot!

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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