- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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