- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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