why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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