- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

Y did the first squarl fall out of the tree? It died Y did the 2nd squarl fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Y did the 3rd squarl fall out of the tree? Peer presure. Why did bobby fall off his bike? He got hit by 3 squarls Y did bobby die? He got run over by a truck:)

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

deez nuts

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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