- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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