Why did the car crash? Because the driver was blind

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

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antijoke is the best website.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

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I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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Gay rights.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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