- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A man goes to the potty.

Read This line it the tune of "If your happy and you know it" If you're reading this, Do your homework. Sincerely, Your Teacher

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, floating in the ocean? A victim of the increasingly violent Mexican drug cartels.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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