- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

SHUT UP JP

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

aodhan hearty

There are fewer coppers on sundays. As well as criminality.

Ben Corbishley

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

A chicken walked into the bar...

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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