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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was hitlers least favorite pokemon? Hitler didnt have a least favorite pokemon because hitler died long before the idea of pokemon was created.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw some pandas spooning.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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