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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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