penis. nuff said.

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Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

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You know what's funny about AIDS? Nothing.

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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George W. Bush

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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