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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

What's worse than a baby on a pitchfork? Two babies on a pitchfork.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

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What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Hats better than a stick? A stone

Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad at making jokes And your a jew

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.