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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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A handicapped man walks into a bar...

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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