I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there's a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever. Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there's a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers. Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there's a large limo line at the rental office, but he's patient and gets the job done. Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there's no punchline.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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