- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: locks door NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! opens door NEXT!

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

What hurts like hell? HELL

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

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What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

If you can't see what I see... You must be blind. If you can see what I see... Well I can't be blind because I have been able to see all my life!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

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