How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

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You know what's addicting? Heroine.

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

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What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

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knock knock who's there? the man the man who? the man who murdered your whole family

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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