- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Everybody will die

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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