Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

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how do u get a clown to stop smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

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what's funny about war? nothing!

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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