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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

nothing

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

what's the difference between a pound of liver and vomit? £3.24

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

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