Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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What's an X-BOX? A box where you find a treasure

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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what did mickee utley say to micheal bane cnb

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

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You you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you you. Way do go lazy you didn't read all the you's so you didn't realize there was a yoo in there. But now you realize there aren't any yoo's there way to go.

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

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You no what the biggest lie in history is? Agreeing to the terms and services whenever you sign up for a website

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Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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