What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

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How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

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Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Anti Joke

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