- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Nope! Chuck Testa.

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

Get up Look in the mirror

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

I walk into a bar...

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

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