What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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A russian gives away vodka.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

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Three penguins sitting in a tub. The first penguin says to the third penguin, "Hey would you pass the soap?" The penguin in the middle says, "What do you think I am a typewriter?"

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Anyone can post anything.

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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