- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

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