Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? The people who were in charge of that decision.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

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whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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What did the little orphan girl get for christmas? nothing her parents are dead

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Why is the baby on fire? Because there was a gas leak at the day care facility. It would have been a terrible tragedy had a heroic babysitter not come to the rescue.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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