What did the retarded kid get for chrismas? Nothing the orphanage could not afford to give presents to all of the retarded children

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Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

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A moose walks into a store, walking up to an employee he says "Where are the potatoes?" The employee replies "Isle 5." The moose thanks the employee and heads off to find Isle 5. Upon reaching isle 5- he finds no potatoes.

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Two men were patients at a mental institution. One was named Dave, the other named John. Dave very quietly said, "Hello, my name is Dave, and I have a violent form of phonophobia, so please do not-" "DICK!" Dave promptly strangled John. John had Tourettes Syndrome.

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Ol-ive

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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What do I hate? people

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Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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