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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

Why did the Egyptian woman not manage to work the washing machine? The instructions were in English.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

friends are like snowflakes. if you piss on them they go away

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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