You know what turns me on ....? TABLES!! You know what turns me on even more...? TABLES WITH CHAIRS!!!

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Tall asians

What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

Why did suzy get in the car? She wanted to go somewhere.

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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