- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

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