Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

Well... My reputation is still kinda exaggerated apparently. What you experienced is called astral projection, some people claim it is the same as lucid dreaming, I beg to differ, the difference is vast. You basically just admitted that people believe much more in you, than you believe in yourself, without believing hypnosis does not work, people are like "bah its just suggestions", its true, but underestimating the power of suggestions is a pretty bad call.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

a person who will soon die of beeties

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

Whats the defination of cruelty

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? *runs*

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Link ate ink to make him sink.

What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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