why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Hi im a joke i eat turtles

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Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

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Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

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You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

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What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

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“DTF”? Says Will. “No” says Harper.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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I Have a Black Friend

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What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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