- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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