All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

I think everybody should have a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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