- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Rick Ross is so fat, that he is fatter than someone who isn't as fat as he is.

your mom.

A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate the chicken.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

school homewrok

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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