- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

I'd love to submit an anti joke, but unfortunatley I don't own a computer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

I saw a number three walking past me in the street the other day and I thought to my self that's odd.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

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