- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

miha kako si?

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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