- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

Whats a black and white and red all over? i dont know...who spends their time researching this kind of stuff

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

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