- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Yo momma so fat, when she walks she wakes the dead -Ryan Vallee

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call the black stuff in between an elephant's toes? Depending on the location of the elephant it is either dirt or it may be tar in the case of an elephant in captivity.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

A Jewish man, a christian man, and a buddist man walk in bar, They all have to much to drink and are arrested for driving under the influence while trying to get back home.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

A blonde and a brunette walk into a job interview. The brunette gets the job because she is more qualified and has more experience.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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