When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

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What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

how do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face

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