What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

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Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

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What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack" Ducks don't talk. But if it were to say something it would probably mention how it is concerned about the fact that the majority of people on the internet don't know what ducks say to each other.

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

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What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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