- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

How do you make your mom mad? Burn down the house and eat the dog.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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