- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

Q. What do you call a black pilot A. A pilot

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

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