dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

asians have slitted eyes lol

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Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

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