- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

antonio has a penis head.lol

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

What do you call a black man with big cuts on his arms? You call an ambulance to help him!

How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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