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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

69...you know how awkward this is now...

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

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