roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Why was Joseph Kony at a primary school ? It was 3 o'clock and his children had just finished a long hard day learning to read and right and it was his turn to pick them up after him and misses Kony developed a schedule one late night after the odd glass of wine or two.

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I will see it when I believe it, as far as your order or whatever goes, I have already taken a look, and its nothing for me, you hide behind idealism yet use cruel methods and inhuman tactics in order to justify your means, you hide behind a shell of fucking "charm" and employ people to harass others. YOU ARE NO FUCKING BETTER THAN THE REST! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! As for that sister fucking bullshit, joke is on you, I do not have a sister! I bet that was one of your fucking "Nero`s" all six billion of your fucking personality disorders. Moral: I am the FUCKING MORAL MAN! And while I do not have a sister to rape, ill get down with yours.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

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My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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