- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

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A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

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