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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

1500 Jews were ordered to walk a straight path whilst in the midst of a blizzard. How close did they ever get to the end? What end? They marched until every last bit of their rotten Jew flesh was driven from their weak bodies. --Amon Goeth

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

whats black and strange a paki

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

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