What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Male leadership.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

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What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Sarah Palin.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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