What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

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Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

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How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

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And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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