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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Why are gay guys so good at being gay? The black guys told them too.

how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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