- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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