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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

An Aussie, American and Englishman were all drinking beer on a plane to Hawaii. All 3 of them were very excited for their vaction, which they all saved hard for and their breaks from work were well deserved.

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

what do you call a cat that cant meow? Charlie Sheen.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Q: Why was the man wet? A: I push him in a pool.

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

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