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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

whats black, white, and bloody all over? i don't know, but we should stop making jokes and help it already.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

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Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

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