- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What rhymes with milk...milf

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

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