Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Why was the Jew sad Because it was Christmas.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

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You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Anti Joke

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