What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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What's funny? Nick Sotelo

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

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A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

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What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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you gay?

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A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

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A black guy and a white guy both interview for a job. The black guy gets the job because he is college educated and highly qualified.

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What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

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What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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