- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

How do you make a blonde go 'ewwwww'? Hand her a moose placenta.

A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What is a waste of time and money? Your mother.

whats more embarissing rhan being raped by a squirel? Being a 40 year old virgin working at mcdonalds

Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

What did one alien say to another alien? I miss Mexico.

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