Diarrhea

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

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What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

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a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

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Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

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Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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