batman farted so hes retarded

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

12 niqqa 12.

Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

A pope meets another one

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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