- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

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