- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??