- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

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