Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

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whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

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why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

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A lot eh?

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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