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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you know if you have athlete's foot? You ask your doctor, and he will tell you.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

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