When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

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How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're people to you know...

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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what happened to the fat lady she went on a diet and is now skinny but she cant resist mcdonalds big macs so she quickly become fat

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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Someone offers your friend one of two things he say's "choose witch one you want" your friends asks you and you say "if i were you, i'd be ugly"

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny cuase the robot had no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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