- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Knock Knock.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

A catholic priest and Jerry Sandusky walk out of an elementary school.

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes DOWN the chimney.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Refridgerator.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

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