- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Come in! Come in who? I'm just com in' inside.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

I viewed the terms of service and did not agree to them.

"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

So FDR walks into a bar.

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