- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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