- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why was the house on fire? A dog peed on it.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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