- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

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