Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

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What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

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My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

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I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

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This time I saw it, so that is covert hypnosis, I mean normally people are aware that they are under a trance, but like now it was like huh? Until the last point there. You used caps in order to make it seem as if you where shouting, the mind reacts that way and bam! The hypnotic state leaves... ...I was kinda beginning to enjoy that... Nice, now I totally do not want to eat this thing, strawberry my butt.

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Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

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