If the 49ers won the superbowl

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

A black man walks out of a police station

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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