- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

A russian gives away vodka.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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