- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

What's 1+1? 69.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

I'm Polish.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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