- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

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