Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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Allah walked into AK Bar

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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poo

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Knock Knock the door's open, come in

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Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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