- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Did you hear about the guy that had his entire left side cut off? He's all right now. Dead but all right.

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

a man checks his mypsace

Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a dog that acts like a cat, likes to pretend he's human, and whose name is "Moose"? A dog. His personality traits have no effect on the changing of his species.

The good part of "Age" of Ultron? THANOS REIGNS! Disagree? Just leave the green thumb and fuck off!

roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

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