- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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