- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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