- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up