- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What is your name? My name is Jeff

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

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