- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

Person1: Man I had the worst day ever. Person2: Worser than the holocaust.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

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