- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

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