- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

Jovan

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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