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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not answer because he is a horse, and neither speaks nor understands the english language. He looks around, and is confused by his surrondings. He gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your dad is so old, he should go to a nursing home.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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