- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Yellow People !!

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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