- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

A van drives into a car.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Knock Knock.

So, there's a man and a bar. He gets a hacksaw.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

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