What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

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What would u like to drink?

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

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What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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One, two, three, four and five

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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