- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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