A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

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y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

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What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? A long sleeve shirt

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Roses are red Violets are blue. most poems rhyme but this one doesn't!

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What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

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two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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