have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Roses are red Violets are blue Ebola is present And so are u

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Seven

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

kevin kim

A white person at Harvard

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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