- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Your moms so fat she weighs 200 kilograms

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

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