- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

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Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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