- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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