How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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Your mother is so fat, that making fun if her is a terrible thing to do.

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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Why did the blonde girl lie? Because she's a liar.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

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Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

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quantum physics?

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What is worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings.

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Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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kennah campion when she talks

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