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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

I put my baby in a microwave.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

A man walks into a bar. His crippling alcoholism is tearing his family apart.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

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