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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

So a woman took her drivers test today Since she passed, and tomorrow is her 16th birthday, tomorrow she will have the legal privlage to get her license.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

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