What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

jd and zach loves vigina

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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