Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense? You watch a suspenseful TV program and pause at the right moment.

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What did the snowman say when winter was ending? -Nothing you dumbass

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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