- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

What was the strangest part about meeting a girl called Suzie? She had arms.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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