- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

men's rights activists

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

13 =B you just learned something

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

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