Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Nobody cares maddie!

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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