Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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whats brown and sticky? Doody

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Everybody will die

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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