- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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