- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

A sad guy walks in to a bar and the bartender asks, what's the matter? The guy responds, I just found out i'm deaf

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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