What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

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why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

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What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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What did Robin say to Justin Beiber? You're gay. Angus L.

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Why do gingers get mad when people call them gingers? Because it hurts their feelings

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What's stupid a light bulb.

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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what do you call a black chef glendon

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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A shoemaker walks into a bar holding a shoebox with only one shoe inside. The bartender gives him a drink and asks "Say mister, why are you carrying that shoebox with one shoe?" The shoemaker says "Well sir, it's a long story." The bartender says "Okay, give me the short version." The shoemaker says "Okay, long story short, I'm not really a shoemaker." The bartender asks "Well buddy, what are ya?" The shoemaker gets up from his chair and says "I'm a guy missing shoe."

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Aww Eliza, thanks for being around in spirit, dont leave yet, I am kinda having breathing problems, and Alice says my something levels are dropping because I need solid food, please dont leave, I cant tell time even with a watch, but would you mind waiting a bit? Ill eat fast, somehow.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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