In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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Is Yered a dumbass? YA

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How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

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What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

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A man walks into a doctors office and waits for his turn. After his name was called he walked up to the doctor and told him that he kept having hallucinations. The doctor prescribed an antibiotic to help with the mans addiction to LSD.

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Pete and Repeat were sitting in a boat. Pete fell off. I hope he was wearing a personal flotation device.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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Fred and DooDah go to their favorite lake to fish. After getting out on the water, DooDah hooks a huge fish, which pulls him overboard, and he drowns. Fred is brokenhearted and goes to tell DooDah's wife the news. She opens the door and hears Fred sing: "Guess who drowned in the lake today? DooDah! DooDah!"

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Two corns were decided to get married. In wedding, bridegroom can't find bride, so he asked a popcorn next to him, "Do you know where is the bride?" The popcorn answered, "I just change my hair style."

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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What do you get if you cross a fairy cake with some boiled parsnips? Fladgemuffin

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what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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