- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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