- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy who flys a plane? A pilot.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

How did Doris respond to Uncle Monty's innapropriate chewing of her nose, ears and eyelids? She cut his head off, placed it an a saucepan, boiled and seasoned it, and then sold it to the middle east. The middle east were very grateful, and sent Doris a camel's penis as a thankyou gift.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

How many types of pure breed dogs are there in the world? 701

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

I had an amnesia joke But it was written down on a slip of paper because someone else wrote it down. Let me just take it out & read it to you

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