- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

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