why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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I am quite mature.

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I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Feel free to call me, forget the money, as for my fucking eye, I just sure as hell hope those responsible are rotting in prison. I mean I just lost an eye right? Just kidding, I am the one who has been dead wrong here, I judged you wrong, I am the fuck that seems to feel responsible for the actions of others at times, then again I thought that you where sending them against me, they surely claimed they where, but fuck, people use all sorts of things and people as an excuse to do whatever the hell they want.

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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