- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bowling ball and guacamole? The guacamole is delicious with chips, and the bowling ball is just a bowling ball.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

A man walks into a bar he orders a drink

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What do Australians and New Zealanders have against pods anyway?

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.