- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop barking? You snap its neck.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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