- Anti Joke

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point