- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

it was all Tagart

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

My cat just died.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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