How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

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A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

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An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

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"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

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Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

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What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

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Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

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What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

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Who does creatine? James Cornish

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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