What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

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Men's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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