- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Why is elmo sad? He was brutally raped by Dora :D

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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