Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

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Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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