what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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kieran is a homosexual

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

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