I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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hi

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

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Relax and enjoy sugartits, you see, I left a last chance for you to shut down the function yourself, when you really want to end it sugartits, you can just read and focus on what I am calling you, sugartits, it really insulted you at first sugartits, but do you see it? Have a nice night sugartits, I mean I sleep like half a hour luckily because of hypnosis and the time control and you know stuff that sounds like its from Sonic or you sugartits. But I gotta go dear sugartits, you want to hypnosis to end, you make it happen by focusing on what I am calling you here.

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What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

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Who would win in a fight between superman and flash? Chuck Norris

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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kathryn atkins

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

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Iceland is actually green and Greenland is actually icy and Germany started the Holocaust.

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How do you save stop your soulmate from dying of cancer? Shoot them on the head.

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Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

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Anti Joke

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