- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

What happened to the twins? 9/11

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