- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

Whats better then free candy from a guy in a van? Trying to find his lost puppy so his kids don't cry.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

What do you call a bunch black people falling off a cliff? A mudslide! What do you call a bunch of white people falling off a cliff? An avalanch!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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