A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

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oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Did you know: it is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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You can pick your nose, and you can pick your friends nose. But you can't rob a bank. That's a felony.

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What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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how do u make a plummer cry? Kill his children.... :)

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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