- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

there was a tv sitting on the side of the road.. person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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