- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

Why did Hitler kill himself? He realized what he'd gotten himself into and became severely depressed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

How do you have se with hellen keller? Very sweetly

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

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Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is a chicken? Because 7, 8, 9.

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