- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

How can you tell if an elepant has been in your refrigerator? It has been destroyed.

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who is there? Not Suzie

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

whats black and strange a paki

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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