Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

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Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

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Why did the fish fly It didn't

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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