- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

Your Mum is soo fat.

The Labour Party.

alert('The Game')

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

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