why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?white vans

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