- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

A: Knock Knock B: 7

At the Asthma hotline. Caller: Aahhh aahhh gasp gasp I need you... Woman: slams phone DAMN I WISH THESE PERVERTS WOULD STOP CALLING!

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

Knock knock Go away

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

Why was the boy crying? he was so happy his mom bought him a playstation 3

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why does Michael J Fox have such good handwriting? Through years of hardwork, perseverance, and rehabilitation.

A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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