- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

Why do children go to school? Because they have to learn.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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