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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I touch myself at night.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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