there once was a black man who played basketball

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

if you don't like this you're gay

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Barack Obama.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Q: What do you brush your teeth with, sit on and sleep in? A: A toothbrush, a chair and a bed

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

why did the teacher quit her job and become a musician? Because her class was very mean to her and growing up she had always wanted to play music

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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