- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

So, a man walks into a bar. His alcoholic habits are slowly tearing apart his marriage.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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