Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

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How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

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It's bright in here *puts on? sunglasses* Ahhh, that's better...

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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