- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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