What's the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The anti-Joke isn't a freaking joke. So stop freaking doing it!

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A man has a parrot who repeats everything the man says. He constantly complains about his mother-in-law and everytime he says her name it follows with the word bitch. One day she makes a suprise visit and he greets her with a "Oh hello Doris" , he looks in horror to see if the parrot will call her a bitch but instead finds the parrot dead because he forgot to feed it for 4 days.

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

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*knock knock* i have diarrhea

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

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race-car = rac-ecar

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

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Snake: YES muahaha Eve eat the fruit from the three of wisdom muahahaha! Why do you not share with Adam? Muahahaha! Snake: Why is nothing happening? Then the sky opened and a heavenly voice spoke: "Well as long as none eats fruit from the three of KNOWLEDGE... Hmm, I better get rid of it altogether..." Snake: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Yo momma is so stupid that she walked off a cliff.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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