- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

I am a mime

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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