- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

a black man pays his child support

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

why did joe diragi cross the road there was food on the other side

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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