- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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