- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

5 Italian guys from Long Island

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

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