- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Neither have I

A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

joe galasso from plainview ny

A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Roses are red, violets are red, Tulips are red, bushes are red.... WTF MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE.

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Knock Knock Who did that?

What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.

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