Let's say you're inside a building and you are lost. You need to find directions to get out. But the building is so big almost like a maze or labyrinth. You start walking until you see 2 doors and each door is guarded by a man. Now in between the 2 doors is a message on the wall. It says: "Dear friend, I assume that you are lost and want to get out. There is hope! You have an option to choose one of these doors guarded by these men. You may ask one of these men which door leads to freedom. However, 1 guard ALWAYS tells a lie and 1 guard ALWAYS tells the truth. If you are to choose the wrong door, you will be locked in the building forever. So choose wisely and ask the right question. Good luck! Sincerely, the owner of the building." So you think to yourself and try to figure out what the hell did you get yourself into. This is a very tricking situation. You have one liar and one honest man. How can you tell which is lying and with is telling the truth? After minutes of confusion and thinking, you have finally decided to ask one guard a question. ----spoiler alert----- So you ask the guard one question. "What would the other guard say is the door to freedom?" The guard said "This door" You choose the opposite door and you are now free. The End [Explanation: You have 2 doors. Let's say door A is losing and door B is winning. If you ask the liar what would the other guard say, he we lie and say door A. So you pick the opposite door, which door B and you win. Now if you ask the truth teller what would the other guard say, he we tell the truth and say the same answer, door A. So you pick the opposite door and win]

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

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What do you call a women with two black eyes? Someone trapped in the cycle of violence that is domestic abuse. The few friends and family members she still speaks with tell she should leave. They don't know about the last time she threatened to leave him, when he held a gun to her throat and screamed "You try an leave me I'll kill you and your precious god damn babies!" Now she suffers silently for fear of what he might do to her family, but is increasingly worried about the way her husband has begun looking at their 13 year old daughter. Every night she kneels at the foot of her bed and prays for death, over the sounds of her own sobbing and her husbands drunken rage. Also she is a slow learner.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

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I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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A house comes around the corner.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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