- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What did the shark say to the beached whale? Nothing.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

justin beiber sucks

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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