- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

what happened to the man that no one cares about? No one cares

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

A man did not like this site

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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