Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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