- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A: Ask me if I am an Orange. B: "Are you an Orange?" A: No.

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

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