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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

What's facial hair? Hair that slowly progresses to grow out of certain areas on your face.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q. why did the girl fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms.

roses are red violets are blue I have a knife stand by the door

69...you know how awkward this is now...

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

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