What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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sky silverstein

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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A Duck walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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