What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Anti Joke

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