Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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When a mommy and a daddy love each other very much... and after being married for 39 years... They get divorced

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why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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You know what's funny? Rape

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What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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