- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

A banker makes some poor economic investments with other people's money. turns out the people can never get the money back. the banker walks away like nothing happened. the government does nothing to prosecute the man. Somewhere in there his wife leaves him.

What did Osama Bin Laden say to Hitler? Nothing, because they clearly never made contact with each other, owing to the fact that Osama was born approximately 13 years after Hitler had committed suicide

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

A Mexican walks into Taco Bell, because it is the only restaurant within walking distance of his workplace.

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

Songs can be interpreted in many different ways you know: "Whenever, Wherever" - Prostitution "You raise me up" could be an advert for Viagra; And as for "love is in the air" - masturbating from a rooftop comes to mind. [L]

Whats from Hattersley? Someone who lives in Hattersley.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

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