What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

You smell just like a black person. With your nose.

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

HEY!

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

A sober Irish individual.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Penis

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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