What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar together. They discuss the fundamentals and aspects of Religion.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Two muffins are in an oven. Neither of them talk due to the fact that they are muffins and are inanimate, therefore denying them the ability to talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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