What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

Whats worse than passing out drunk and having your friends draw on your face? When you die of alcohol poisoning in the morning

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

There once was this guy and he fell down

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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