What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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The cow's name was Friday, But can you guess what day it died? Monday, it had a fun weekend with its family before it was brutally slaughtered.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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What did the Irish nun say on her deathbed? "I now realize that smoking was an unhealthy habit and I regret that I made the choice to do so." Then she died

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Why did the black man sleep all day? He suffered from narcolepsy.

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What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

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Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

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So a man walks into a bar, right?

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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A man is talking to his friend. The man suddenly picks up a banana. He says "hello anybody there?" The banana says "yes." After a while of conversing, the man suddenly puts the banana down in a sad type of way. The man then says to his friend "I'm sorry, but your sun has just died in horrible accident.

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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