Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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There's a donut on a cruise ship and he goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain goes "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and says "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain replies "nope, come back tomorrow" so the next day the donut goes up to the captain and he's like "hey captain can I drive the cruise ship" and the captain says "NO!" and throws him over board Theres a couple on the cruise ship and the man was going to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and propose. So he was showing his bestfriend (who was also on the cruise ship) the ring. But was he pulled it out the wind picked up and the ring fell over board. So the man was forced to have a romantic dinner with his girlfriend and couldn't propose. So they go to dinner and the both get crab. And when they open up the crab and guess what's in the crab?! Not the ring the donut!!!

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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What's the difference between a plumber and a gynecologist? One has a knowledge of piping system of a house and the ability to fix said pipes and the other has the medical knowledge of a women's vagina.

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what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Emily Walker.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Okay.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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