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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Your big dick.

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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