- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

Why do fat people commit suicide

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

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