- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

Why couldn't the morbidly obese man get on a cruise ship? He didn't have a ticket.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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