What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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