- Anti Joke

Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Death by kayak

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

How many plumbers does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Plumbers don't do that. Electricians do.

i hate non minorities!

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

whats the difference between ian bothom and david gower? shredded wheat.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why was six afraid of seven? Six had severe paranoia.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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