- Anti Joke

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?