- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

woman's rights

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

A blonde walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What're you drinking?" The blonde says, "Nothing yet. That's why I'm in a bar. But your lack of basic observation skills is disturbing."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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