What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Why did the girl have an abortion? Because she wanted a burger.

why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A student asks a teacher: Sir, how much time would it take for me to do this quiz. Teacher says: From the second I give you this test to the second you hand it back to me.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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