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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Whats more ugly then seeing a raccoon and a frog f*cking Your mom

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

What do you call a man in front of three trains that have explosives tied to them and that are making amazingly loud noises? An idiot who obviously can't identify danger and probably had a childhood injury that cause his life to be ruined forever most likely cause by an evil uncle.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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