- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Albino African Americans

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

no

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

pleas help someone is in my house i think hes trying to kill me i'm not even joking.

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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