- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Gus's mom

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

What did God say to the man who just died? Nothing. God and Heaven something parents make up so kids will do the right thing.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

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