Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A red-head, a brunette and a blond are trapped on an island 10km from civilization. The red-head swims 1.5km's, but is to tired, so she swims back to the island. The brunette swims 3km's, but is too tired, so she swims back to the island. After watching the first two fail, the blond evaluates the situation and decides that she does not possess the swimming ability required to reach the 5km point (At which swimming back to the island becomes equally as far as swimming to civilization), and instead stays on the island and creates a signal fire out of bits of debris scattered on the island, getting rescued within hours.

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What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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Phew... it's gone.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

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What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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What's funny? Women's rights.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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