- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

A man goes to the potty.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

What do you call hunter ? An anerexic that is skinny as a tooth pick. Duh

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

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