- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Cameron is a r e t a r d

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??