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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What would Martin Luther King Jr. do if he was alive today? Scream at the top of his lungs as he tried to punch out the top of his coffin.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Whats bigger than a toaster and smaller than an oven? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .... .... . ... . . . ..... ...... ..... a microwave . ..... . ... ...

you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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