- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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