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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Get on the boat.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

why was Logan sad? he was raped by his daddy multiple times

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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