What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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69.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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knock knock Goodbye

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

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How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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