- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

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