What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

What's worse than a broke pencil TWO broken pencilz

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Will I be watching The Voice tonight? no.

Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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