- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

bangers and mash?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

Three men were lost in a desert when a genie appeared and granted them each a wish. they died of dehydration shortly afterward, never realizing they were hallucinating.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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