Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

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How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

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Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

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Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

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Kobe Bryant passing the ball

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A man walks into a bar owned by horses. The bartender says, "Why the short face?"

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Your Mom is so fat.... When she's goes to McDonald's and orders 3 Big Macs the people standing in line behind her all look at her with disgust and a tinge of pity.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

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Knock Knock.

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Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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