- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

What did the platypus do whenever he walked into the bar? Nothing. It's a platypus, they don't do much.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

Why couldn't the teen go to the prom? He was busy working to help his mom recover from breast cancer.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

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