a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

Q. What did one wall say to the other wall? A. Peekaboo I see you.

Racial Equality

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

My jeans

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...