- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Gee, I wish I could partake in even the first two lines of this stanza, but alas, I have colourblindness.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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