- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Yo mama's chest is so flat that it's because she has stage five breast cancer and had to get both her breasts removed.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

A black man walks into a bar holding a weapon. He is asked to leave to leave because weapons are not allowed in the bar.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

What is green and slow Grass.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

My dog barks when someones at the door.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

When life throws knives at you, run away.

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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