- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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