- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

Communism hehe xd

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

As I sat waiting for the doctor to return with my final prognosis, I began contemplating my own mortality. Looking inside myself, one question continued to haunt me: “What’s the X-ray technician going to do when he walks in and sees me messing with the equipment?”

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