- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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