- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why was Tommy late for school? He got raped by spiderman.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

A black man walks into a bar in Alabama, he then proceeds to have a couple of drinks and leaves.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

What looks good hanging from trees? Spanish moss.

What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

when trouble come down in your neighborhood who you gonna call? the local law enforcement or another form of personal protection

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

My daughter got a kinder surprise with cool toy today..... i killed her i didnt even want the toy

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know? I'm not a chicken :/

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Refridgerator.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

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