What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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What device will find furniture in a poorly lit room every time? An infrared camera.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

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Should a pole bump an alarm?

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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