How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Why did Mary fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock, Whos there, Not Mary

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

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if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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