How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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can people thumb up the evil dead statment below please... its important to me. (and the cup joke below) thanks people , ur great.

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What's white and looks like paper? Paper

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A man asked Alexander the Great if he was gay, yet Alexander the Great was not offended. Why? Because "gay" has a rather different connotation than in the modern world than it did in earlier time periods where it meant "happy". Also, Macedonians, Alexander the Great's native people, did not speak English so he would not understand the question. Also Alexander the Great was gay in the sense that he was actually a homosexual.

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

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whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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