- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

There's my tractor.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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