Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

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Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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