- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What's orange and rhymes with a parrot. A carrot

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot In the face. Why did the cow fall out of the tree it was stapled to the monkey.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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