- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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