- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

What is pink and stuffy? Pink stuff

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

What's black an white and red all over? Two dead babies, one African American and one Caucasian split in half by a chainsaw.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

Whats the same between a baby and pizza? their both edible

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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