- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why did hitler cause the holocaust? YOLO

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

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