- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

what did one computer say to the other .........

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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