- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

So yesterday i walked into a bar, so what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

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