What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What's your blood type? Red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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