yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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How many candles did Johnny blow out on his birthday cake? The same number of candles which corresponds to his age.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

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This is a random Anti joke.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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Knock Knock Who's there

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

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A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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