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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

Q.What Did the Little Kid Say To Cancer In The Hospital? A.Nothing. He Died From Cancer 3 Minutes Ago.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

Whats the definition of not winning? Charlie sheen losing custody of his son because he is a coked out, old man douche bag, who only gets told what he wants to hear because he forks out lots of money to gold digging hookers.

Why did Susie fall off the monkey bars? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, your library book is overdue, and if you dont pay the fine...i'll punch you in the mouth.

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Who is big and stupid My brother

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? I didn't do it right.

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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