A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

a blind man walks into a wall

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What's the difference bettween the holocaust and a bee, 6 million jews died during the holocaust. Bees make honey.

your so fat. your fat!

How do you stop 5 black guys from raping one white girl? You call the police.

the bible

What did the Turkey say on Thanksgiving? Gobble gobble.

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

A platypus walks into a bar. Why is there a butter knife in my basement?

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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