- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

When is the only time you see a Mexican and Black person driving together ? When they feel like it .

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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