What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

Your mom says hi!.........Jinks!!!! yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaaaah.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

Your mother is of a healthy weight and a pleasure to be around.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

What is the difference between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney? One is President, the other is not.

What do you call a gay man in a wheelchair? Nothing, his life is already hard enough and bullying him will only make the problem worse.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Badabing.

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

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