- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

12 niqqa 12.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

Why couldn't the journal cross the street? Because there was a red light.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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