Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Error 37.

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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