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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

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A man walked in the kitchen with a gun. He made a sandwich.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens have no sense of direction, he might have thought he was in wal-mart for all I care.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

What would make African women very happy? food and healthcare for their kids, and a proper education.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Chuck Norris walks in to a bar then many people greet him because of his celebrity status.

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Q: Where does the queen of england live? A: This was the question I had to anwser to be able to post this joke.

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A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Ok

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

If I had a dollar for every time I heard a 'women's rights' joke I'd be bill gates.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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