- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Something strange in you're neighborhood. Who you gonna call? The police.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

Why? Why not?

Why did the man fall off his bike? He ran into a pile of dead babies.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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