- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you have consumed.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

An Irishman walks into a club. "Ow, that was almost as painful as that time I walked into a bar."

How do you make a boy cry? Pour soup on his head.

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

Your face is hilarious.

How do you get a jewish girls number check her wrist

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What city likes baseball the most? New York

7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

A white guy, a black guy, an asian guy, an indian sit together. Canada

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Why didnt the teenager have a smartphone? He didnt live close to a cell phone store

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

If anything is possible try to staple water to a tree.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

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