- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

why does pink turn into blue it doesnt you just get hit by a frigde because you cried whe you got shot several times

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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