- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

what came first the chicken or the chips

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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