- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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