- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

I played the spoon game. In a white neighborhood.

Micheal Curran...that is all.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

yo momma so ugly that yo your birth certifiicate is an apology from thew condem factory

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

America

XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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