whats brown and sticky? Doody

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Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

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Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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What do you call an black man on the moon. An astronaut you racist bastard

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

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men's rights activists

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How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He than orders some drinks.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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