A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Why don't black people listen to country music Because every time they here hoe down the think there wife just got shot No sorry for anybody who's black I luv ya don't think twice I have thirty blk friends

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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Why did the man lose the poker match in the jungle? He was playing a cheetah.

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Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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