- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Allah walked into AK Bar

What did the kid say to the ice-cream Man Can I have a duck please

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

What's grey and can't fly? A parking lot.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

What's worse than being named SAID? Having AIDS.. And getting a bee sting - it hurts like ****!

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Your mom is so ugly that you should buy her a paper bag to cover her face because she is just so very unattractive that it burns mine and everyone else's eyes.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

what did the black women name her child jamaal

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