Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

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Andoni was here

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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This is a joke.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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69.

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how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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