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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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