A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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Jon walked into a bar. Ouch.

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whats the difference between a black man playing basketball and a white man playing basketball? They are different races

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

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Why should you never eat a jellyfish on a Wednesday? Because it will sting you with its poison.

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What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

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Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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