Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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My uncle told me that slow and steady wins the race. He died in a fire.

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What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

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Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

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Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

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Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

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chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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