What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Yo momma's so fat she weighs more than the average woman of her age and height

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

What's the difference between 50 dead babies and a three-course meal? One of them can feed me for a day and the other is a three-course meal.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

12 in general

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...