- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

women's rights.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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