Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Where is aodhan's ma? Jail, she was cought with a bag full of the white powder.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

I think everybody should have a penis.

How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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