Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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y r black people noses so big??? A= god had to hold tem somehere to spray paint them

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What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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A man walks into a bar, furious that his son had been knocked down by a car and was now in hospital with a fractured leg and concussion. Another man, who sits on a stool at the end of the bar, is playing with his drink and wondering if his wife had made a chicken curry, since she said she would for tonight's dinner.

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yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

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A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Xiao Kaan Xiao kaan who? Fu*k you ugly lauuhhh

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so 3 guys are a plane George W. Bush, a mexican, and a chinese man. the plane is going down because of too much weight they haave to throw things out. The mexcan throws out a suitcase full of tacos and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then the chinese throws out a suitcase full of rice and says "we have enough of this in out country" Then George W. Bush pushes the mexican out and says "we have to enough of these in out country."

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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A man walks into a bar, He is a severe alcoholic and is slowly drowning himself in booze. The man exits the bar after several hours of heavy drinking and walks home. He enters his home to discover a man in bed with his wife. After the first ten seconds of paralyzing rage, he grabs a .44 Magnum and brutally murders his wife and her bed mate. The man realizes he has woken up his two month old, and after thinking of the horrible act he has committed, he promptly raises the pistol to his temple and pulls the trigger. Oh, I almost forgot, the man was schizophrenic and has never been married.

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

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Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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The man was allergic to water. He unfortunately died because water is needed to sustain health as a human.

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