Jesus, Buddha and Mohamed walked into a bar and say: "There is as much validity in this fiction as in our collective works.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walked into a prison. A gang stopped them, and said: Hey, want to play a game? Before they could run away, the gang leader told them the rules. You go over there and stand by the wall. You close your eyes, and then we fire a shotgun in your direction. The last one alive wins. They push the brunette onto the wall. She closes her eyes because she knows she's about to die and doesn't want her friends to see her crying. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. They decide it's the redhead's turn next. They move her onto the wall. Being the brightest one in the bunch, she tries to keep her eyes open. However, she blinks. The gun goes off, and she falls to the ground, dead. They pull away her dead body. Then the blonde bursts out laughing. "Your friends are dead. And you're about to die. Do you find that funny?" They ask. She answers. "No. It's just- I won the game!"

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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