- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't know either.

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

This is a random Anti joke.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

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