What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I'm Polish.

what do yo call two dog? dogs.

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

Phew... it's gone.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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