Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No. okay? Why did the chicken cross the road? why? because its motor skills allowed it to cross. dude, seriously? What did Jimmy's grandmother get him for Christmas? What?. Nothing she died two years ago. that's horrible. When did she die? On his birthday. Dude, stop! Wait how did she die? Fine, How? She was driving down the road and swerved to miss a chicken. oh. And what did she hit? UGGG What? Thankfully not me. because I wasn't the tree. :0 oooooooooooooh

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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A man wakes up in his bed and looks at the clock. He realises he is gonna be late for work. He quickly gets out of bed, into the bathroom, has a shower, puts his deodorant on and brushes his teeth, gets dressed, and goes in his car. He drives out of his garage and drives to his work but gets stuck in traffic. He then gets to the car park of his work and parks his car. He gets out, goes up the elevator to his floor, when the elevator door opens to his floor, he quickly says hello to Terrance and goes to his bosses office. And guess what the boss says? You're late.

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What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

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What did one bulbasaur say to one squirtle? Well, first off, pokemon are virtual animals created solely for the enjoyment of entertaining japanese children and causing seizure episodes. This fictional creation then migrated to an american tv market, still maintaining their superficial existence while continuing to promote slavery and the use of round balls that capture your problems and propagate winning through random ball throwing. They are fake, and as they are fake, the bulbasaur said "we are fake"

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Two boys go down stairs on christmas day. They fall and die.

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What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at the ground And missed.

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