- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does it mean when somebody is Jewish? They eat palahuardo por sinquevos for breakfast. Qua.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why is nate asian? no one knows neither of his parents appear to be of asian desent

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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