- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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rose are red so is u want to know why because i shot her

Whats the similarity between a bike and a black person? They are both stolen

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape

i want to meet Dora's parents and ask them why they let that bitch go everywhere

How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

dallen loves penis

Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

What starts with 'd' and ends in 'ick'? dick -XH

You're welcome. On to the next house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being raped and was fugitive lot trying to escape, to no avail.

what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

two guys r talking and the one said i swear to god and the other one said u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u

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