- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

How do you get a Mexican's attention? "Excuse me, may I have your attention?"

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

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