- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

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What do you call a small chinese person? They prefer the term little person to the term midget.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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How do you cure cancer? do i look like NASA?

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You get the census of income per citizen and see who is at the top.

Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

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