A blind man walks into a bar. He had a few drinks then went home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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The other day I went into the bathroom to take a poo, It was Glorious I flushed the toilet and everything.

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Why did the horse die? I shot it in the face.

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Q: How do you turn a purple panda into a red panda A: Feed it grey poop and because it tasted so bad it got so mad it turned red.

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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hi jonny

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How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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Why cant the white man dunk? Because he lost his legs in a horrible car accident

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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