- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

whats black and white and red all over? ...a nun in a blender

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

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