What's big and messy? A big mess

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Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's worse than failing a school test for Peter? Nothing, because he is asian.

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There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

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What do you do when you have a baby and your being shot by a terrorist. You use the baby as a shield.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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KNOCK KNOCK. WHO'S THERE? BOO. OH, HEY. COME IN. ....

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

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Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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two guys r talking and the one said *i swear to god* and the other one said *u swear what to god what the hell r u talking about i dont even know u*

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What's better than being rich? Not living in Kenya.

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what did the jew say to the other jew in WWII?..... "We're both going to die."

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

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