- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Knock knock It's open, come in

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

salad days!

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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