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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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