- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did Daniel Nitz cross the road during rush hour? Because he's an idiot.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

whats the worst kind of homework? child abuse

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