- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why is cancer a big thing because its bad

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What do you call a man with a spade on his head? Doug

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

what do you call a man with no arms or legs? numerous abusive terms as you kickk him to death.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

why couldnt the black man fly, becuse his master said he coudnt.

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