- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

What is my name? I dont know

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

I'm 23, just like most people my age.

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why is the sky blue? Time to get a watch.

why did tyler detweiler walk across the street? he didnt he has ceribral palsey

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

So you keep your knowledge sharp do you? When it comes to hypnosis and such?

How can you tell the difference between Brooke Colbert or any other girl Jesse has been with? It's easy, Brooke the only one Jesses ever been with. They even share the same bra size.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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