Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

Why is this joke funny It isn't

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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