Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Is there anything better than pussy? Ya a really nice book

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Texas! You are doing it the wrong way! Learn from Hitler, gas is cheaper.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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