- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

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