- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cat say to the dog? I turded out my crap hole

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

A whole 'nother.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

How could you tell Adam and Eve wasn't black? ANSWER--YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO TAKE A RIB FROM A BLACK MAN. ISSAIAH FROM OHIO YOLO:]

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Those who believe that Sarah Palin is dumb are living in some fantasyland. She could damn well speak as much as anyone else!

a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

Bitch

what did the orange say to the apple? hi

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

Your mom is so stupid, she didn't know the answer to 2+5

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was late for its laser bypass surgery.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

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