- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

A man walks into a movie theater.and attempts to parate a film. He is then caught by employees of the theater and now faces fines and possible jail time for his actions.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Helen Keller went to town, riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it "NUuhHUhhuUUUuhhhuuuuumph!"

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What's better than a stick? A stone

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

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