- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red poo is poo

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

What did Little Tommy get for chirstmas? An explanation that Santa is a lie.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

Get up Look in the mirror

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

welcome to australia. kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils

Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

would you rather harry styles my dick have harry styles suck my dick or both of you style on my harry dick?

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