Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

batman farted so hes retarded

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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