- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

My name's Forrest Gump. People call me Forrest Gump.

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A guy walks into a bar

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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