- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

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