- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

did you hear about the dyslexic journalist? he employed an assistant to double check his work. They worked really well together.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

What's the difference between dead babies and the holocaust? A lot.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what do you get when a white woman and black man have a child? either a girl or a boy

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

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