A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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who do we all like george goodburn

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What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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My jeans

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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Why? Because.

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Why was the Muslim crying? Because his brother got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Your at a racism seminar. You learn not to call black people the n word but you know they really deserve it

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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