- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Go fuck yourself.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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