A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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what has wheels and runs on gas? a car with feet

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Your're racist.

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What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

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Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

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Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

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you see theres this guy.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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