- Anti Joke

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

A man came home one day, drunk and feeling horny. He proceeded to the bedroom where he found his wife just getting into bed in a lace bra and sexy underwear. This turned him on even more so he cuddled up to her and whispered seductivly in her ear before kissing her neck. His wife was not in the mood for sex so she shot him

Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was an attempted suicide. His family left him, he had been in and out of rehab for a terrible cocaine addiction for over ten years, and was still having nightmares about his abusive past.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

How do you fit 100 dead babies in a box? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla Chips. hehehehehehe

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? They've reached sexual peak but aren't yet past it. Plus, they still aren't in their 30's.

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.