what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

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Knock knock! Just kidding.

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

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Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

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Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

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How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

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And you honored it I see :P

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

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What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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snowglobe

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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Anti Joke

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