- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Michael Jackson and Barack Obama talked to each other about oreos

There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

this website is a bad joke

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

Subject A: Knock Knock! Subject B: silence Subsequently, Subject A dejectedly walks home and hangs himself.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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