- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Question: What do you call the black guy wearing a white shirt? Answer: Steve. His parents game him the name at birth, and he is called that ever since.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Once upon a time there was a man that was exercising and he pulled a muscle and had to have his arm removed. The end.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

Why did the mans nuts itch he had crabs

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

How do you tell if a politician is lying? You make him take a polygraph test.

How do you know if a woman is cheating on you? If you catch her cheating on you

"What's black when clean, but white when dirty?" "A blackboard."

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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