- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a little girl cry?

A twelve year old play Minecraft. He never made any friends. What did you expect?

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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