A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

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If an ice cream van goes out of business, who drove the Jeep into the furniture store? To get to the other side.

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why could the black person jump higher than the white person. because the white person had no legs

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

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Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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Bob: This joke is so hilarious but you must start off by saying knock knock. Tom: okay... Knock knock Bob: who's there? Tom: ...... Bob: well? Tom: I don't know what to say??? Bob: so the joke left ya speechless!

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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