- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What is the difference between a fridge and a tree ? The fridge can't sing

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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