How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

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Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

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Your big dick.

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Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

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Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

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What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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I just had major Deja Vu... Cool, Brett. No one cares.

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Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

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Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

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What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why did the man give money to a drug dealer? He lost a bet.

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Why couldn't the immigrant who was brand new to America hold a conversation with anyone? He was mute.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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