- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why didn't the man give a location of the murderer? He was murdered

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Why was the little boy bald? Because he had leukaemia

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What time is it Mr.Wolf? About half 5. Alright, thanks mate. How's the kids? Managing. Yeah. Yeah. Crazy world. Anyway, Got to be going. Yeah yeah. Say hi to the wife for me. Will do. Alright, Bye. See you later.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and was involved in the killing of 12 other numbers on last Tuesday.

A man walks into a pole and says "I know, this pun is lame"

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

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