Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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Your mom is soo black , she can go naked to a funeral.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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Tony Romo

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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woman's rights

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A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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