Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

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What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

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