- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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