- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

roses are red violets are blue i have 5 fingers the middle ones for you.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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