- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Nerochan, it was really nice chatting with you, I hope we can chat some other time... Please tell me why you are upset with me, just pick up the phone, I mean let me know what I did you wrong.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Siri, what is your definition of love? "Let me check on that...Here's what I've found." Google.com search = definition of love

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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