Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How do you get a bent nail out of a board? You carefully pry it out with the back of the hammer.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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