Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

like most people my age. im 27

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

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roses are red violets are blue flowers come in many colors

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Why didn't the woman have a penis? Because she was female.

Guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink called "Vampire poison". The bartender gives him the drink. The man drinks it and dies. No he was not a vampire, he was just a man with a history of heart failures.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

Your face is hilarious.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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