What did the deaf-blind kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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Why did sally drop her drink? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock Knock. "whos there?" Not sally.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

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How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

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A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas many gift card to stores he liked

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What do people call the completely paralyzed man with no eyes? David, his name.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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