- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

A baby seal walks into a club.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

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