Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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A blonde and a brunette are walking down a street. What a great way to parade and recognise the various colours that lie upon ones head.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Q: what do you call the green and the (stone eater) animal? A:the green and the (stone eater) animal

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really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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Three men were on a plane. Oh wait. You probably already heard this one.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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