- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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