- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

so...um, yeah

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why are black people like jelly beans? Nobody likes the black ones

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

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