What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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LIKE FOR GANGNAM STYLE. DISLIKE FOR JUSTIN BIEBER LETS SEE WHO WINS

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

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What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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If life throws you lemons, throw them back and ask for some water because lemonade only makes you thirstier due to the large amounts of sugar used.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Click here for free sandwich.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

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A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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