- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Flowers are colors Love me

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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