Your Mom

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

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swag

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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One, two, three, four and five

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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I'm Polish.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

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