- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A Wii.

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I road a horse to school. My friend stabbed it with a Javelin and screamed.... The horse was his Dad

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

So these two girls have a cup .

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

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