- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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