A hill billy went fishing

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A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

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http://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&cd=1&ved=0CAsQFjAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhomepage.eircom.net%2F~cronews%2Felep%2Felep.html&ei=1aAjVMrJJcePoQS99ILADg&usg=AFQjCNEy4qvnhug3LTGYLGylpoRhxjk_zg

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

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What do you do when a bomb is exploding 2 inches away from you? You die.

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what worse then stepping on a lego? watching your son kill your wife

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

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Why did the boy fall off his skateboard before running into a cross-section? Because he was shot.

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I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? The Bailiffs, now get out.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Barack Obama. Ok, come on in Mr. President!

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What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

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what is big and white? Your Mom

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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