- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

How do you make someone to shut up You tell them to SHUT UP!

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

A van drives into a car.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why the long face" The bartender then sees the horse's broken leg and proceeds to buy him a free drink.

What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Um...thats impossible because chickens live on farms theyre are no roads....

Im about to rewrite History....... History

Q: What does Jerry Sandusky and bills have in common? A: They both come in the mail

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Great ideas: Go to your facebook account and type in: Man, I am gonna suicide right now, bye! Moral: Now if you do it as well, nah, dont do it, seriously... Just type it!

today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."