2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

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Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

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What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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how do you scare a deaf person? you yawn

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

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Why did the Jew die? Because Hitler was born...

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Jokes=Funny Anti=Opposite Anti+Joke=Anti Joke Anti Joke= Anti Humour Anti Humour + People= Offensive Jokes Offensive Jokes= Often jokes about women Offensive Jokes=Problems Women=Problems

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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Immigration Laws

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q: What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's Jewish.

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Anti Joke

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