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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

I have read the terms and conditions

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

You wanna hear a joke? Your dick.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

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