Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

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Who more attractive then you? No one your ugly as pooh.

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Q: Whats the difference between water melon and a baby? A: Watermelon is a fruit.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Harry Styles! - Louis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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