- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why did Susie fell off the swings? Because she didn't have any arms or legs.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Sir, do you know what time it is? Yes, it is 5:15 PM

whats the difference between harry potter and a jew? harry potter can escape the chamber

Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Q: Why did the Creeper explode? A: Cause you invaded and took his land that was rightfully his. He's not the monster, You are!

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Q: Why did Susie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

What did one cow say to the other cow? Nothing. Cows do not possess the ability to speak.

What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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