- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was Dead.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

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