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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did god say to Jesus. "Dude, she's not a virgin"

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

What do you call a group of white males wearing hoods and setting fires? Cold

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

A tiger walks into bar. He orders a drink and leaves. The tiger's name was Tony the tiger," It was just a man wearing a costume for the cereal company.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

A blind man walks into a library.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

why did victor have a tube on his neck he was helping james with security

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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