- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on the doorstep? The Diabetes man

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice in life's eyes. Then life won't trust you with lemons.

What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

Knock knock Fuck off!

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

A young baby died.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the little boy cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a car and died

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