- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

antonis sister is mighty fine

where was Billy during the bomb? Every where

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

A man visits an anti joke site looking for some humor. realizing that its not funny, he closes the window.

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