- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability

How many blondes did it take to screw in the lightbulb? Just one. She did a fine job.

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

How many jews can you fit in a car? It depends on how many seats there are, but some could double-buckle and stuff like that to fit more if necessary.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Knock knock.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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