Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

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What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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