- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Men's rights

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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