Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's worse than forgetting to charge your cell phone battery? Getting wrongfully accused and going to jail and get raped by inmates for the rest of your life.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

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Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

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What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

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what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

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Knock knock? Who's there? Not Schrodinger's cat, or is it?

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What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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