- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

What did Michael jackson say to Abraham Lincoln? Nothing, there are both currently deceased, if they did, however, say something to each other, it would not be in person, because they are both dead.

i was quite upset when my girlfriend called me a peodifile, what does she know, shes only 6.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

there once was a frog with no leggs

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why can't Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Who is big and stupid My brother

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

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