I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

Yellow People !!

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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