- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

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