What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Yanter, Look it up

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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