- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

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