- Anti Joke

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

How does Batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't, she's dead.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

what was postman pat's name before he was a postman? Pat.

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple