- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

A monkfish walks into a bar... The world blew up

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

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