- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

How did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the leg of a chicken.

What's the difference between a educated black man & a educated white man? One's black, One's white

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

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