Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

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A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

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Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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A man did not like this site

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What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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i had a black friend once......just kidding

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

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What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

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If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

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what's the best way to remove leaves from a tree? take them off

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why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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