Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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69, Is funny because the numbers are backwards

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A blonde walks into a bar therefore her face hurts

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Canadians

What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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