Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

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A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Porn

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

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Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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So a bar walks into a man...

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A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim are on a plane to France. When they arrive in Paris one will go visit a friend who recently found inspiration in the many magical streets of the city and is in the middle of a year abroad. Another will search for a job and home to support himself and any future family that he might choose to have in the future. The last will check into a hotel and proceed to have a wonderful time seeing all the sights that Paris has to offer.

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Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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