- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What did romeo say to Juliet? A lot of things, Then he gave her a flower.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

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