A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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karn chevalier

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What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

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Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

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Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Q: whats white and smells like shit A: my ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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