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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing... She had no arms. Knock knock, who's there... Not Sarah. Face Face, who's there... Probably Sarah.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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