Q: What's big, black, and smelly? A: The unemployment line.

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Obama = ebola

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Knock Knock Jehovah's witnesses!

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

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What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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whats long, fat, and people love it in their mouth? blunts.

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What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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