- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black man play hockey in college? He died of cancer while still in high school.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Excuse me, do you have any gnats? Yes, plenty. Thank you

What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

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