Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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Knock knock knock OCD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

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one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

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I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

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Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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