How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a train? Because she's blind.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A priest, a rabbi and a mullah walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the three, laughs and says "Please leave now, God is dead"

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womens rights

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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What's black and white and red all over? Obama covered in red paint.

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Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

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What is the difference between a boyscout and a Jew? Boys outs come home from camp.

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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A boy walks into a bar. He wakes up in a hospital 3 days later with a bruise on his head. He asks the doctor, "What happened?" The doctor replies, "The bartender smashed a glass on your forehead."

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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What kind of drugs should you take when you are too stressed? Fabulous secret magic drugs, makes all your problems go away... TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! TRY IT! try it! Warning: When you take drugs, you are taking a very big DRUG.

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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