Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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