- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

There were three men standing outside. They were enjoying the nice weather.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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