- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

The holocaust

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

A boy plays in his garden. Then he fall and his knee hurts a lot, but he doesn't cry. Do you know why? Because he's dead.

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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