what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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Happy Monday!

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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You are joking right?

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Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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Your mumma's so fat she is fat

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What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he had heard this joke so many times that it drove him so mad that he grabbed an ice cream, stepped into the road, and was hit by a bus, purposely adding an ironic effect to his death.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

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Anti Joke

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