A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

yo mama's so fat, yo mama's so ugly; your mothers breasts sag with such severity that the late great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks

Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

hi michael

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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