- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

What colour is a black man in a freezer black

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's nothing else I want to say

A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Q. How many men did it take to build a wall? A. None, the wall is already built.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

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