What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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A penis walks into a bar..

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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I have read and agree to the terms of midget sex service - View Terms of Service

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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