- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

Chuck Norris.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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