Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do you call two dog? dogs

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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David Cameron

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how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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