Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

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Showcasing you? Really? I am tired too, yeah its daytime here as well, sleep well then. Hey, by the way, when you where like posting a lot of weird comments, where you trying to impress me?

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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one time, there was this anti-joke.com joke set-up. It was just like a normal joke set-up. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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How many mathematicians does it take to count?

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Why don't you answer the damn door and find out for yourself?

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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What starts with a J, and burned in the oven? My Jumbalaya, i left it in for too long...

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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Why did the boy fall off the bike? Because he was a paraplegic.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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