What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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