All of these jokes are about white people

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

Your uncle jack just helped you off a horse. Now it's your turn to help your uncle jack off a horse.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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