- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What's wet and pink? Bubblegum!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

whats black white and red all over an abused child

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A worm in your intestinal tract.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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