the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

MURRRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Click here to end the world.

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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