- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

roses are red, violets are blue with a face like yours, you belong in a zoo but don't worry, cos I'll be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

Why? Why not?

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

Yo mama is so stupid... She didn't graduate high school.

What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

What's the difference between a red door and a blue door? Fat black people.

Why was the chicken sad Thanksgiving

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