George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What page are you on The gay page.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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