- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

Is maynaise an instrument?

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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