- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting your car repossessed.

Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

what do Russians play? Tetris, what else?

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Q: What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A: A pedophile.

One sunny Tuesday morning, Tom and his friends were outside playing at the park. Then, suddenly, a violent storm was rapidly approaching. It was recommended that everyone should seek shelter immediately.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man walks into a bar later at night & the bartender says how was your day the man replies "well I found out my mom is a raging crack addict, my grampa has alzheimer's & i have terminal cancer" how was yours the bartender says "I found out im Hitlers lost son".

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

You decide, drink or drive. But don't do all 3 at the same time.

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