how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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will you like this joke my sources say no

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why didn't Sally go to the party? Because everybody hates her and she wasn't invited.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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dat shoe shine tho

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

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FUCK YOU

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Q:Whats not funny? A: Antijokes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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hi jonny

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a pizza. When he got the pizza, he saw it had pepporonis on it. He liked that, so he ate the pizza.

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You know that Duck song on youtube? I dont get it... ducks cant talk...

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The father begins by juggling some balls. The mother pulls out her harmonica and begins playing "Dixie". The children and dog try and get the dog to jump through a hoop. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "The Aristocrats!"

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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Whats big and red and eats rocks? A big red rockeater.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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