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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A kid goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor! it hurts when I do this!" The Doctor says, "Well, because you have been diagnosed with ALD, and to make matters worse you are allergic to rapeseed oil" The child then cries because he will never live past 40 years old

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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