What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

men's rights activists

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

Chick Norris... Enough said

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

Why did the car stop To buy drugs

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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