- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Q: What's worse than getting hit by a bus? A: Herpes, AIDS, Diarrhea, Constipation, Castration, Super Herpes, or the song "Friday."

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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