Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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Why did the Mexican mow his neighbors lawn? Because the Mexican was 12 years old and his neighbor was paying him $20 to mow the lawn.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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Take part of what?

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What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

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Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

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how do you win a game try your best

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We are both missing the picture here friend, those bastards chose to fuck up my eye themselves, and while I do not completely trust you, (as far as I know you might still be a faggotqueer trying to mindfuck me), I trust you enough to take my chances. As for my eye, its fucked, I see light with it, and that is pretty much what I am going to keep seeing from it besides it looks like shit, on the bright side I look 20 percent more bad ass with an eye-patch than without, I am physically and mentally scarred, and as far as physically goes, I dig the look. Dont worry, you seem overly concerned about what people here are gonna think, it is ironic how the shitty system here makes it so easy to hide ones identity, you know if people do it right, know nothing about computers myself.

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test test

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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had a good wank over anime yesterday xoxo dylan hodge

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If a chicken and a taco cross a highway how many cats does it take to milk a turkey? Cactus cause the dog had two black eyes

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How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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why did the boy cry because i punched him so hard in the face he shit out his teeth for the next three weeks

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get for you?" The man replies, "a drink"

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Anti Joke

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