- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

Why was this German dude's water bill so high this month? Because there were thirty dead Jews in his shower. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Whats 9 plus 10? 19

Your Mom The End.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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