Hello, I'm Mark and I have multiple-personality disorder. Don't listen to him, no he doesn't.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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A man falls out of a boat. What happens next? Well, you would think he'd know how to swim, but due to his alzheimer's he didn't, so he drowned.

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What grows best during the cold Winter season? The number of deaths among homeless people.

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Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why are people so quiet at golf game? Because its such a boring sport.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Whats red, black and brown? My anus after a Friday night

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