- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran Wrap? - "That's for food. You should wear clothes instead."

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Once there was an English man, A Scottish man and an Irsh man. They were all in a scenario where each of them had to undetake a task. The English man and the Scottish man undertook their task without any problems, but the Irish man was confused resulting in a hilarious outcome.

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2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Brian knew how to save the world from the death penalty: "Let's kill everybody who is not against it." So I killed Brian and waste my time in death row now.

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