- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i think dylan is turnimg gay for amy

Scrooge McDuck dives headfirst into his pool of gold coins... He breaks his neck from the impact of the landing and dies.

A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

(Knock, knock) A: Who's there? B: Orange A: That is impossible. Oranges are inanimate objects and, therefore, cannot speak.

A rapist walks into a bar He orders a drink He wakes up the next morning naked on a hot chick He leaves not realizing that he is nude and is promptly escorted by the police to jail

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How can you tell I'm the biggest idiot in the room? Look at me.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

Who the hell is Femi Otedola?

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What is long and painful? It's a sword, get your mind out of the gutter.

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

so...um, yeah

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Q: What did the cat say to the dog? A: I hate you, alot

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