- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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