- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

So I was making this glass of milk right? So I get the milk out. And I get the soup out.. then I go...wait a minute...where'd the glass of soup come into this glass of situations? smile+awkard pause because nobody will laugh at this=Success of this anti joke...try it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Dries Roelvink walks into a bar...

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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