A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

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What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

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What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

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What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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Im about to rewrite History....... History

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge.

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What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

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Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

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roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

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What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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breasts

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

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What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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