- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

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Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

you see theres this guy.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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