What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because it was tired of the people on the side she was on who told lame anti jokes, so she tried to stay away from them.

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Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon. False, snakes don't have armpits

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If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

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Stop. Seriously stop.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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