A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Hej Erik och Leo!!

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

America

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

your mammas so big that she needs paint rollers to put on lipstick

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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