Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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wanna hear a joke? i dont like kids wanna hear a lie? im typing with two hands wanna hear a another? my hand isnt on my weiner

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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