Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

what do you get when you combine sodium and hydroxide? sodium-hydroxide

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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