A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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