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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

Roses are red violets are blue next thing you know my D*** is in you

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What page are you on The gay page.

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

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