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Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

steven hawking walks into a bar

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

This is a random Anti joke.

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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