- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Why did the bus crash? Because the bus driver was a potato.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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