why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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Hi.

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Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

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The Morman Religion.

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

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I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

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Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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A hill billy went fishing

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What did Robin do in between crime fighting? He had a paper route.

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What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

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Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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