What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the turkey was in the oven and all the farm animals thought the chicken could run the errands in his place just fine.

WHATS A CRUM AND LIVES IN A SLUM ?? A BOY CALLED KEVIN CRUMMY

Your're racist.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Every time a bell rings an angel gets it's wings. What they don't tell you is every time a mouse trap snaps an angel gets set on fire.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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