- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

How do you make a lumberjack cry? Kill his family

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

How many dyslexic people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Filing cabinet.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

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What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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