What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

If a tree falls in the woods, how many animals lost their home to deforestation?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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