- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

why is this joke funny because your laughing

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Get up Look in the mirror

Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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