Eric is gay Ha

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

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Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

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"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

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Wow Nero, you never explained the process, its like I am at the ocean again, but dont lie, you still fear showers... Sorry its just not you when you lie to me, I know I should be more concerned about you, ill bring those old stuff, im tired, sleepy, I suppose thats your work huh Nero? Thanks, call it as a brother or what you want, but I really love you and wont ever stop doing so. Goodnight Nerochan, promise me you will take care of yourself, we all got a long life ahead of us, and I want to spend more time with you, if its fine for you and your wife.

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I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

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J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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