What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

I have alzheimers and one day me and my nephew were............................

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

steven hawking walks into a bar

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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