whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

A black man walks out of a police station

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

Q. Whats brown and sticky? A. Poo

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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