How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

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Chick Norris... Enough said

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

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what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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