- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

Why aren't fish good at telling jokes? Their neural structure isn't capable of processing languages or creating a method of communicating with humans, thus they both do not know any jokes since they are incapable of understanding the concept of humour.

Potassium? K.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

A Rabi, a priest, and a monk all go to different churches because they all have different beliefs an respect each others decisions.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

A van drives into a car.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

Justin beiber comment if u get it

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What do you call a black man in church? Religious

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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