- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Cancer

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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