What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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An Irishman and his sheep are locked in a barn together for 3 days. On the 3rd day his wife finally notices that he is gone, and comes looking in the barn for her husband. She liberates him, cooks him dinner, and they both laugh at the bestiality that occurred in the barn. 3 days is indeed a long time for anyone to endure.

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What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

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How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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