- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the Jewish man stop to pick up a quarter off the filthy street? He saw a homeless man begging on the street corner and thought that he could give him the spare change he found.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

This guy was walking down the street and a homeless guy asked him for money. The guy said "Why don't you get a job?" So the homeless guy began to cry because all he wanted was a dime not to be humiliated.

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Jack Stevens

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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