- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy is at a party and he's really thirsty, so he goes to get a drink. He goes to get some soda, but the line is too long. He goes to get some water, but the line is also too long. He goes to get some punch, and it turns out there's no punch line.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

Whats worse than having cancer? Nothing....

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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