why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

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What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He actually planned to visit his family on the other side, but unfortunately he did not look both ways so was involved in a terrible car accident. His family now mourns their loss.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

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So there we were, climbing Mount Kjerag and we take a break. So I decided to tell you a joke. "Isn't this nice, just hanging around? See it's funny because we're suspended over 1000 metres in the air by our harnesses, except that you're not because I cut yours and now you're falling and you're gonna die." But I had done all that before I told you the joke so you didn't hear me and now I'll have to cut my harness and try to catch up to you so I can repeat myself. Great job, ya prick.

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i like my rose red and my diamonds blue your screamin mercy so did ur mom but i killed her to

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There was a boy and..........his dad said to go to the store to get his daily thing.........he went to the store and bought it......he came home and said.....HERE ARE THE EGGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

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