What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

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it was all Tagart

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Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

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You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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3 men in a boat One day there were a American, Mexican, and a Chinese men in a boat. The Chinese man threw over a fortune cookie and said we have to many of these in our country. The Mexican threw over a taco and said we have to many of these in our country. The American threw over the Mexican and said we have to many of these in our country. The End

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Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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Leave. Now.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

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What do you call a white man? A caucasian male.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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