- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

Yo Mama just died.

Indians

A black man, an asian man, and white man walk into a bar. Not that out of the ordinary since America is a melting pot.

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Why do girls think they deserve the very best? Because if an ugly girl in twilight can find a hunky vampire and ripped werewolf why can't they. And let's not forget those crappy Disney princess movies.

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at someone's face!

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

You know you're a redneck when you come from a rural area and behave as such.

Im a Tree... BARK BARK!!!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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