I saw Scarface uncut last weekend. It was called Face

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

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The New York Giants

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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You wanna know something that doesn't exist? Grandma's.........that haven't given BLOW JOBS!

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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hers a joke... japanese people

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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A blonde just got a call from her boyfriend. He said i'll meet you at your house, so the blonde drove home, excited. Once the blonde got home her boyfriend was having sex with another girl. The blonde burst into tears and pulled out her gun then stuck it to her head. " No dont do it!" her boyfriend said!...... the blonde, not knowing what to do next said, " Shut up you cheater you're next!"

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If Donald Trump was in Game Of Thrones, he'd probably be a part of The Wall.

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why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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What did the cute little girl get for Christmas? Raped

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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