here's a joke... the american education society

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

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