a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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