Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

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Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

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We are not even in the same country, and my eye becomes infected two times a minute or something so I wont be going anywhere. I mean, if you are some guy trying to be a girl in order to screw with me, let me first of all thank you for our exchange of ideas and concepts, and then say that if you are a guy, that likes other guys, then... Well, lets just say that if you are a man, that I don`t speak with men in general, takes away time I can spend with the ladies.

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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an ethopian thanksgiving

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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