- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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