Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

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Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

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How do you kill a clown? You smash his face into a brick.

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Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

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Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

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what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

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