- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog was dying on the side of the road. I drove 50 meters ahead and saw it again. I was on shrooms.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What did the grape say to the bannana? Nothing.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

Who swept the woman off her feet? A kidnapper

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What is green and is not grass A frogg

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