In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

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What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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When SCUBA diving, why is it important to fall backward off the side of the boat? Because if you fell forward, you would still be in the boat.

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Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

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Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

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why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a lightbulb? Unicorns do not use lightbulbs, their technology (magic) is way too advanced to waste fossil fuels and pollute the air. Also, you can't change a lightbulb with hooves. ;)

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: She was going to speek at a PETA meeting about the cruel conditions of chicken farms. I hit her with my car

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What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? A flat minor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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