What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What is cowboy say

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Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

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So a horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" It proceeds to then crap on the floor and walk out,because its a horse.

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what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm gonna screw you and you don't have a clue !

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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How do you creep out a clown? Pet him softly and call him kitty kat while making a guttural sound that is not socially acceptable in mainstream American society.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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