- Anti Joke

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Yo' Mama is so fat, her driver's license says, "picture continued on other side."

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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