you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

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Gus's mom

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What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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