- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

Quick! It's a fly, call the swat team!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

A hill billy went fishing

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Bang Bang Get the hell out of the house, it's on fire.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What happened to the boy who wnt through puberty? He bacame a man. There is nothing funny about a perfectly normal expirience that everyone goes through wether they like it or not.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

whats bad about being black and jewish they have to sit in the back of the oven

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

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