- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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