How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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Why did Michael Jackson die Cuz

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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We decided to post a joke on anti-joke and see if we can get any rapings

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My friend on xbox told me about this cool clan. I went to join but I didn't like to wear the white robes

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

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A rabbit hops into a bar and sits on a stool, he then asks for a carrot, the barman didn't have a clue what he said because it was a rabbit so gives him a carrot to be generous. The bar door slams open and animal control put him in a cage and take him away. The moral of the story is that you should never let rabbits in your bar.

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A large commercial airliner is piloted toward inner-city New York. The plane is driven into the World Trade Center by a terrorist. The United States will now issue a holiday to mourn all we have lost in this tragic event.

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What did the monkey say to the Pope and the Queen? Good evening, Your Holiness. Good evening, Your Majesty,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken had just escaped from the slaughterhouse where he witnessed the brutal decapitation of his entire family and in his heightened emotional state was unable to map out a safer and more sensible route.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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