Q. What you call a Guy with no arms an no legs in the water? A. Bob

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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How did the fireman get to the police station? He massacred his wife and children.

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How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

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Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

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What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

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My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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What? Huh?

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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