- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

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