- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Science fact: what would happen if you lined up all the veins in your body? You would die.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Knock Knock Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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