What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

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What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

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A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

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Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

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What is 9+10? 19

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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