Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

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1 woman and 2 guys were on a roadtrip. Every single day they would go do the same things. First go to Denny's, then to the mall, then see a horror movie. One day the woman said, "I don't want to go see the horror movie, I'm scared enough!" So the guys agreed that they'd trick the woman into going to a horror movie before Denny's. They went, and the woman was scared out of her mind. She yelled at them both for 30 minutes and to this day never speaks to them.

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who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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What does? 42

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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what do you call a sick eagle illegal

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Why can't women play poker? Because they're freaking stupid!

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why was the black man fired from the bakery? He didn't work hard and was repeatedly absent

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knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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A black man walks into a bar. He is then beaten upon and hung, as this is the 50s.

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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Once there was a giant Pringle. His family was dead, his wife committed suicide. So one day he was walking to work, when he met a genie! The genie granted him three wishes. The Pringle's first wish was to have lots of money. His second wish was to have his wife back. Before he could complete his wishing, he awoke in a hospital where he was hooked up to life support and was in severe pain. His wife wasn't really dead, but he was out drinking and accidentally walked across a motorway and got hit by a huge lorry.

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What do you say to Jews at a synagogue? Hitler is coming

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What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

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