Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

Why was the orphan's christmas sad? He got a violent chest infection and died.

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

A woman asked me today if I'd ever tried crazy golf. I hadn't actually ever tried it.... So I replied "no".

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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