What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

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Roses are red, and many other colors too.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Why was billy sad? He was being brutally hacked to peices behind his garage

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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A man walks into a pet shop. He says to the shopkeeper, "Excuse me, do you have any dogs going cheap?" The shopkeeper replies "We feel that we price our animals reasonably, but the cheapest type of dog we have is £50." The man realises that, unfortunately, he cannot afford a dog so instead he purchases a goldfish. It wasn't the same.

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What did the man with no head say to the women?

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Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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