- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

breasts

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

rodents are bed violents are glue i have lysdexia and short attention spa

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Refridgerator.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Barack Obama.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Three gay men walk into a bar and there is only one three-legged stool. What do they do? --One man politely tells one of the other men to have a seat and then the two remaining men leave and have a one-night stand.

What did Stevie Wonders wife do when they got into fights? Re-Arrange the furniture

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