Eric is gay Ha

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I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

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A guy at a baseball game....

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Q: Whats Worse Than 21 Dead Babies in a Trashbag? A: 1 Dead Baby In 21 Trashbags.

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