- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

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what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

What do you call two dog? dogs

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

your mom is so rude that she took her t shirt of and her bra of she was not naked how did she get so rude she drank till one brain cell was left

12/23/2012

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

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