- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call five black me pushing a car? "Very nice young men who helped me when I broke down," according to my grandmother.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why couldn't kitty drink it's milk?\ It's face was nailed to the floor

"Knock knock." "Come in."

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

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