Why didn't the Ginger love the pretty girl? Her attitude and personality weren't very similar to his so he presumed the relationship wouldn't work out. Uh...........stingray.

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why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

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why cant the blind man read brail? he has no fingers

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How many immature teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Your Mum.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

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Why did the black guy get hit by a banana He was low on potassium and his friend threw the banana too hard

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

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How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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