- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

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