- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What's worse than hitting your thumb with a hammer? Getting your spine ripped off

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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