Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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When is a great time to eat chicken fingers? Never Chickens dont have fingers therefore making it misnamed and impossible to eat them

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

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how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

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dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

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Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am colorblind because Iam a dog.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

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