What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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If omar has 7 apples and his bus is 7 minutes early, what is the mass of the sun? Pi. Partially because the piece of paper couldnt dance with your mother.

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

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what does STFU stand for? the southern tenant farmers union.

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What is better than life? Nothing.

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A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

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a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

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why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

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What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

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Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

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Anti Joke

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