Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

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If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

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what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

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what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

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why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

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Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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youre in a room with justin bieber and a gun with 5 bullets..........

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A pope meets another one

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

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a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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