- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

What do you get when you cross a rooster with a cocker spaniel? Nothing, because roosters and Dog's don't mix.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

Did you see my sandwitch? No. I am your sandwitch, and therefore no one thought to put me up to a mirror. Would you like me to? No. I have no eyes. And why are you talking to a sandwitch??? ...

lewis=cardiac

whats black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down a hill whats black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car and laying on the side of the rode for 2 hours then you find out that your wife was cheating on you with her your own brouther

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Why was the old man climbing the flag pole? Because he had Alzheimer, and he was losing his grasp of reality.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the engine wasnt working.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

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