- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A man walks into a bar. He I then taken to the hospital for a major head injury.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What page are you on The gay page.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall again? Because somebody put her back on. Why wasn't she able to hug her dad? Because she has no dad.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why was the girl's clitoris cut off? Her country practiced Sharia Law.

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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