Why did the black man break up with his white girlfriend? Because he didn't love her anymore.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Q: Are their Jews in Hell? A: No, because Hitlers there

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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Why was the plumber sad? Because his whole family died in a plane crash.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

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A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

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Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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