- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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