- Anti Joke

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Obama = ebola

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Obama = ebola

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

What's worse than a piece of food stuck between your teeth? I don't know, what? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game