Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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Indians

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How does a black man have sex? He inserts his penis into his partners vagina, then slides it out, then inserts it back in, and repeats this motion untill he has reached his climax and ejaculates!

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i committed murder

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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Why is Apple so successful? Well, that is not a question that can be answered simply. Many factors are involved in this, including but not limited to marketing, customer support, and smart business strategy. For more information, please visit Apple's website.

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Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

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Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

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why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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