- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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