- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

What is black and white and red all over? A multi-racial orphan who has recently suffered a fatal stab wound to a major artery.

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

united we sit, cause we're fat

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga? one of them is a women the other one is not.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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