where did napolean keep his armies? In his sleevies!

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Womens Sports

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

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I wish I Charlie Sheen's Dealer.

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Im not racist i love black people i have 5 of them.

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Jonathan is like a btterfly. They're both asianu

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Why does Santa go through the chimmney? He's to lazy to use the door.

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o | ,'~'. / \ | ____|_ | '___,,_' .----------------. | ||(o |o)| ( KILL ALL HUMANS! ) | ------- ,----------------' | _____| -' \ '####, ------- /________\ ( ) |) '_ ' ,------|\ _ /_ / | |_\ || /_ /| | o| _\ _|| /_ / | | |\ _\____//' | ( ( | | | (_,_,_,____/ \ _\ | ------| \ _\|_________| \ _\ \__\\__\ |__| |__||__| ||/__/ |__||__| |__||__| |__||__| /__)/__) /__//__/ /__//__/ /__//__/. .' '. '. (_kOs____)____)

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Q: What did the Black Man say to the Mexican Fellow Guy? A: Hello.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue It is Valentines Day So I had to get them for you or we would get into a big fight, which will end up with me on the couch.

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There was a mexican and a african in a car, who was driving? The cop, because both of these men are rapists.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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I know a lady who is SOOO fat that when she steps into the ocean, she gets her toes wet!

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Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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What did the bullied schoolboy do when he got home from school? He cried himself to sleep.

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what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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What happens when you mix 3 pounds of baking soda, 2 dozen cans of Mr. Pibb cola, and a live tortoise? It makes a terrible mess and your wife gets upset at you for getting the house so dirty. She refuses to clean it up.

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