Q: are you gay? A: maybe

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Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

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why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

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There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

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Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

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This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

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im saul and i love cock

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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ok, so a blue flower in a meadow dances valiantly, while being watched by a chipmunk. the king of the sky fairies ate an apple and a chicken and a pear, and a cumkwuat and frog legs and a bone and a library and a jeep and fig and a rhino and a sword but fairies don't have that big of mouths to eat all of that, so this never happened

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What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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What's the difference between a black man and a large pizza? The black man is a human being with all of man's well-deserved rights, and the large pizza is an edible item. Furthermore, the black man, if adult and employed, has the propensity to feed a family of four far longer than a large pizza can.

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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And if we met in 1780, I was a white southern aristocratic plantation owner and you were my dark skinned servant lady ... slave Whenever I could get away from the Mrs., I'd go to your shed and then I'd steal you kisses. But let's be serious, I'd still work you full time as a slave, there's a difference between romantic language and a complete disregard for socioeconomic trends.

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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BOB:john John:what? BOB:4:59 seconds to get rid of it

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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What do you call a nun who is just walking around? A Roman Catholic

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