Why did the teacher fall on her face? She was shot in the back of her head.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Me: did u here the one about the girl got hit by a car? Man: no what happened? Me: She is in the hosspital with slight fractures and a broken wrist, but she will live

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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A stand-up comedian quits his job. He has social anxiety and can't stand the pressure.

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How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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I hated the Reading festival, i'm dyslexic. I hated it because my family died in a housefire while I was there.

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You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

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I want to make a lamp shade out of your skin, because you light up my life.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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The teacher asked her class "What is 42 + 17?" Several hands were flung into the air. "71!" said Billy excitedly. "No, I'm sorry that is incorrect." said the teacher. "67!" shouted Carl at the top of his lungs. "Incorrect!" said the teacher. Then little Johnny raised his hand. "The answer is 69" he said full of intellectual delight. "Very good." said the teacher.

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

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soccer

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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Two Iranian men walk into a bar and order a Coke and a Lemonade. The Barman said take a seat and he'll bring them over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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