What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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Jovan

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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Two pretzels were walking down an alley way, one was assaulted. In a instinctive move, the other quickly ran away and alerted the authorities. The assaulted pretzel was severely injured but slowly recovered covered from physical trauma and has now sought professional help to deal with it's great deal of post traumatic stress.

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Q: How long does it take to dig to China? A: 5 mins. I hire a bunch of mexicans

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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