- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

Why did my car stop suddenly? I had arrived at my appropriate destination.

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What did John name his dog? Doggy

A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?! No one... pineapples float.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

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