- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

knock knock come in

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Customer Service "May I help you?" "Yes."

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

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