What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

What's worse than getting raped? getting raped by a horse in car while listening to nickelback

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Q: Why did the man have sex with Amanda Seyfried? A: Are you kidding me?

Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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