- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

What's louder than a cat stuck in a tree? A foghorn.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whoses there whose home whoses home who? you

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Three guys walk into a bar. They each have a few drinks. Then all three leave responsibly in a taxi.

I wouldn't consider the Titanic sinking to be a disaster, ????It is better down where it is wetter under the sea! ????.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

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