What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

I'm homeless.

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

what kind of dog can tiptoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

You know what's funny? Rape

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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