- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Why did the squirrel cross the... Squash

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

roses are red violets are blue heres the oven now where the **** is the jew

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A Chinese, American, and German were all on the a boat sinking off the Border of the U.S. So the American called the U.S Coast Guard and they were rescued and taken to a nearby hospital. Two of the three members are still alive today and haunted by the memory of that day.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

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