- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

My dog barks when someones at the door.

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

My mom says hi ............ Jk she says hello

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