- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

roses are red violets should be purple

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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