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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Q: What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A: Ten babies nailed to eleven trees.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

Why was the asian bad at sex? Because he was 5 years old

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

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