What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

My jeans

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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