- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

We are unhappy, unfilled because we cannot complete our dream, it is always about us, then again, is wanting the best for others being selfish?

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

An Asian with a big dick.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What was the last thing that went through the crashing helicopter pilot's head? The propeller.

the person above me ^ lost his virginity to a howler monkey and the person below me was his gay friend untill he found out about his recent run in with a howler monkey and does not wish the same fait as he does.

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