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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Why did i write an antijoke? Because i can't write real jokes.

What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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