Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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salad days!

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Dwarf Shortage

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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