- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

Black people stink of shite!

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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