- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

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