I'm homeless.

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A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

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Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

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Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Who is Dank? A: Billal

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Why did the woman stop running? She was an escaped convict that had been on the run for twelve years and the police had finally found the place where she was hidding. Upon arriving at her house she started to open fire on the three police cars, hit two cops and killed one more. The two are fine and are going through physical therapy as they were both hit in the spine and have a difficult time performing the smallest task. The one was one called billy. Billy had died in the hospital after asking if they had got her. He died believing a lie. They never got her. She is still on the run, I lied about her stopping.

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Where did the drunk Mother drive? Back to the Bar because she forgot her Baby.. Except she left it left it on the roof of the car...

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Two cows are sitting in a bathtub. One cow says please pass the soap. The other cow says nothing, cause it's a cow, making it incapable if speech. The other cow was just a guy in a cow costume.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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