Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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A penis walks into a bar..

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

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There are 4 people in a crashing plane, but there are only 3 parachutes. But, the teenage girl says she is depressed and cannot go on. The older woman breaks down into tears because she is reminded of her rough child hood. The two 21 year old twins start crying, too, because they were corrupted by their alcoholic father who would come home and abuse their family. As they were all crying, the two pilots and the flight attendant took the parachutes and jumped. The older woman realized she went to flight school when she was young so she took control. They were are happy and drank a little bit too much alcohol and got drunk. The pilot also drunk and crashed into a huge skyscraper. This catastrophe was later named 9/11.

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hey fat ass u want some butter with them rolls?

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Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

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Q: How man Jews can you fit in a box? A:if your German than you tell me.

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What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

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How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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Why did Suzy drop her ball? Because roughly 5 years ago she was part of a car crash violently tearing off both of her arms. Knock knock. Who's there. NOT SUZY!

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

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What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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