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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

If the 49ers won the superbowl

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

ATH: if for every 1 minute for billy is 5 minutes and every 5 minutes is an hour than billy is on acid and needs to come down.

Why was the girl so stupid? She had mental retardation caused my Down Syndrome.

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

A black man walks out of a police station

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

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