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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is a piece of wood, while the black man is a human being.

Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

Have you heard the one about the blonde and the bear? No. Me neither.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A young baby died.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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