- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

whats the difference between a baby and a puppy? i care when the puppy dies....

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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