- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

A man walks into a bar. He is knocked unconscious, and passers-by rush to his aid.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

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