Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

asians have slitted eyes lol

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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