- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, No, violets are VIOLET, That’s why they’re called “violets.” Edmund Spenser was an idiot.

Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

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