Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Because 6 was registered as a sex offender

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

So, a monkey walks ino a bar... I can't remember the rest of the joke, but your mother is a whore.

What is that smell? I don't know. I'm color blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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