- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What happens when cole goes into a dark room? It's not possible his hair puts off too much light

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

How are black people and apples the same They both hang from trees

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

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How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

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