Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

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whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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A man goes in to a town on Friday, stays there for 3 days, and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? He's lying,

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a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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yo mummas so FAT to get to the other side

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Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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People who are addicted to brake fluid just can't stop.

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what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

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A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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