- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's big white and can't fly? -Half of America Whats big brown and can't fly? -Crap

Guest what in the butt

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

A man goes to the potty.

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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