- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

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