- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. He is soon kicked out as he is underage.

A man was mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he look to see if something stuck in the blades. What did he pull out? Nothing, the gas ran out.

whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

why was the 6 afraid of the 7? because 7 was a registered 6 offender.

Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

a black man walks out of popeyes

Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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