Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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Guest what in the butt

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Happy Monday!

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Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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