- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

Brain fart

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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