- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do a reindeer and a grape have in common? They are both purple, except for the reindeer.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

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