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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Q. What do you get when you cross a bird with a human? A. Arrested.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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