- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Did you go swimming in the Carribean Ocean? Yes, a shark ate my body, and killed me! Thank God I'm still alive!

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

whats better than the london bridge burning down... all the jews burning down and getting put in bins .

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