- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a person without any arm no legs and a eye patch? names

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

LeBron in the fourth quarter

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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