How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

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How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

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Q:Whats yellow and white and sits at the bottom of a pool? A: A baby with slashed floaties Q:Whats red and gory and sits at the top of a pool? A: Floaties with a slahed baby

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Ben Corbishley

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

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I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

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What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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kennah campion when she talks

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How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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