patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Roses are shut the f*** up. Violets are shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up. Shut the f*** up.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was being poached

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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