- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

What's black, white, and red all over? Numerous different objects because many different things can posses a variety of colors, including the ones listed above.

Why did the blonde woman decide to get plastic surgery? Because she was self-conscious and unhappy with the way she looked.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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