- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

This is a random Anti joke.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

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