- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

it was all Tagart

What's red and green and goes 500 mph? A frog in a blender.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in a circle.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

Roses are red I got a new phone But no one to text Forever alone

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

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