- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning. This is also known as sunburn.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

You should get a new joke book............ because the newest edition has just be released

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

Knock Knock No solicitors

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What starts with P and ends with "oop" POOP

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

What's the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes people laugh and the other is a clown.

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

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