One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

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5 Italian guys from Long Island

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

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Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

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What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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