What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

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Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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