- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q.how do u kill a jew? a.you glue a penny to the bottom of a pool

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

An Irishman and an Englishman are having a heated conversation about Rugby in a pub. Another Irish comes to the pub.. He is promptly given a bar stool and menu so that he can order.

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

why are there so many homeless asians with squinty eyes, they cant find their way back home

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

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