Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

The cream, it is coming

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

SHUT UP JP

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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