- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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