- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

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