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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

You had better thumbs up this post.

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

I like that, yet I wonder if our subconscious knows what it is what we seek, maybe we need to tell ourselves that we will find happiness, and then the mind leads us there.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

Why is it unpleasant to eat a meal with lots of basketball players? Because they will be focussing entirely on discussing tactics (especially if there is an upcoming game), and therefore will probably not be displaying good manners or making polite mealtime conversation.

Kirstie Alley is soooo fat! How fat is she? Well, she's so fat that she's in grave danger of developing heart disease, and death

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What's Green and has four wheels? A green car

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

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