why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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You know what's funnier than 24? 25

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

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A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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Whats round and bouncy? A bouncy ball

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

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Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

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guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

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How are this and that alike? They aren't.

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall from the swing? A: Because she didn't have arms. Q2: And why did she fall from the swing again? A2: Because she tried to get on it again.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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What do you call a girl who denies that she is one? Justin Beiber

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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