Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

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whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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guy walks into a bar.... Ouch.

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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