- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

When geese fly south, why is one side of the V usually longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

Obama = ebola

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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