- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

An Asian with a big dick.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

September 11 was the 9/11 of all terrorist attacks.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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