A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

Roses are Dead, Voilets are, too Now shut up and say nothing Because we're watching you

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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