- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Its a bird!! Its a plane!! No, its a bird.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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