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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

knock knock? come in

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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