- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What did the pretty young girl get for her birthday? Cake and presents (get your mind out of the gutter).

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

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