What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? Glasses

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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a irish man walks past a bar

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

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2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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why do jewish people have big noses? because air is free

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Billy was taking a stroll in the forest, when suddenly he met a bear. Billy remember what his father had taught him, and quikly lied down on the ground, pretending to be dead. The bear started licking Billy's face. Still he remained calm. The bear bit off Billys finger. Still he did not move. When the bear ate Billy's foot, he nearly panicked. But thinking of his wife and children he mustered his last remaining strenght, and did not move a muscle. If he tried to run or fight the bear he would surely die and never see them again. Then the bear ate Billys head.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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