What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

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Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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anti jokes are really funny

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Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed off his entire family.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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