- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What's black, green, and doesn't have to take a shower? I have no idea.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

What is the worst part about dying? no-one cause no-one has ever survived dying to know what it is like so how is it possible that I would know

Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

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