- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's dog? Neither has anyone else, because it ran away yesterday, and was most likely hit by a car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Whats the difference between Justin Bieber and Elton John? They're both gay.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

this website is a bad joke

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

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