- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats pointy and sharp and rhymes with life? A: A spear. It's close enough.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Why was the man sent to the hospital? He got crushed by a flying refrigerator.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

I found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school. I said, "Wow, I can't believe I just found an iPhone on the ground at lunch during school." Later that day, my principal gassed the kindergarten classrooms with cyanide while shouting, "GO RAIDERS!"

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

bite me

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

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