- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

Knock, knock. Come in.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

What do you call a successful black man who owns millions? Either a criminal or a fictional character.

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

why was the girl eating a pie , because she were hungry

What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

Knock Knock whos there? a black man ohh ok come in

a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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