- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesse's friend say to Jesse? Hello Jesse

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What scares little children and befriends their parents? A clown

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

woman's rights

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

How old is victor? Half past dead

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

Why couldn't John go to the store for his mother? He had no legs...

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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