- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Caner.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

How many times do you have to make an ass of yourself before you look like a retard and thinking ''random'' means funny? Fuck yourself HAHAHAHAHA seriously stahp

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

Why could'nt Susie talk? The mafia cut out her tounge

Q: what did Don Draper do after he saw an attractive woman at the ABC store? A: went home and thought about her while drinking his scotch.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why did the black man kill himself? Because he had a very serious case of depression brought on by his recent divorce

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Why did the guy die. He OD on drugs

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