- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

What's purple, blue, red, orange, yellow and green. A rainbow .

How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Hispanic guy walks into a bar. The white guy orders a beer, the black guy orders a shot of vodka, the Asian guy orders a sake, and the Hispanic guy orders a shot of tequila. They were drinking and having a great time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

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