- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How many Azheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

Your girlfriend.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What's 9+10? 19

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

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