- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

why dont they make black forks

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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