- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian fail his driving test? A: Lack of concentration on the road and low knowledge of functioning a car.

Massie is a fatass

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

How did the dog die? He was put down.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

How come anti jokes r funny

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