- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

What do you get when Justin Bieber mates with a beaver? Nothing, the species are too genetically different to produce offspring

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Where did Susie go after the explosion? I don't know: she was nowhere near the explosion at the time that it happened. She probably got up to use the bathroom.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

What's worse than Bogans? Boat people.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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