What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Racial equality.

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Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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knock knock come in

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how do you make kindergarteners unhappy? you taze them.

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How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

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My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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