- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q: Whats 5+5 A:10

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Did you hear about that man who ate 17 cheeseburgers?! I didn't.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

Why do elephant tusks stick out? For uprooting trees and bushes, and for defending their young.

Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

John is at the movies, when he drops his cookie on the floor. A passer-bier accidentally steps on it as he's about to pick it up. "Sorry" says his man. "I guess that's the way the cookie crumbles" said Terry. The man then proceeds to murder Terry.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, some dont

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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