A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

knock knock come in !

What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

I'm rick james bitch

So, two men walk into a bar. But the midget walks under it.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What did Batman say to Robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

"I saw daddy with mommy last night. I think he was stealing my milk."

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

Anti Joke

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