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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

A woman walked into a college.....which wasn't suprising because she never learned to read

What do you get when you mix a teenager with a tanning bed? Cancer

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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