Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

There once was a student named Bob. Every morning he would rush to his job. But one day there was rain, He slipped in front of his train, There used to be a student named Bob.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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