there once was a black man who played basketball

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

What did the deaf girl get for Christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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