Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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Where's my baby??

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

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Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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batman farted so hes retarded

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Factors that can increase your risk of prostate cancer include: Older age Being black Family history of prostate cancer Obesity My friend's grandfather is black and obese, his 70th birthday is tomorrow and his dad died of prostate cancer

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A Christian, a Sunni Muslim, and a Shi'a Muslim walked into a government building. Turns out, they were Lebanese, so this was a normal occurrence. Thus, to draw any humor from it before first taking into account the weaknesses of your own government would be both unwise and unfair.

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I agree Nero, we agree there, but let me ask you, why did you have the deep desire to create such a society before? You managed to do so as a teen, you wanted to help others, you put them before yourself, you where far more loyal to them, than they ever where to you. What motivated you then to sacrifice so much, where is that strength today?

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why cant ben cry, because i gorged his eyes out with a popsickle stick.....

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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