- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oooooooooooooo yeah write there thats the spot what i was talking about my car

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Why are black people afraid of lawn mowers? Because whenever you start it, it says run nigga nigga.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

What dithe blackman say to the white man ???? Nothin! They both committed suicide.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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