Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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I'm homeless.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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