- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

a white guy walks into a bar luckily he is not an alcoholic and knows when to safely stop drinking and already gave his keys to a friend.

ask me if i am a tree. no.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

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