Why was the Mexican lucky to have a job? Due to the failing economy, lack of available jobs, and amount of people getting laid off, it was considered lucky to have a job.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

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What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's have the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you're being denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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what came first the chicken or the chips

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What did the legless veteran get for christmas, The same grenade that blew up his legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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