- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

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