- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Why did the dog bark? Because he wanted to.

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing. Jewish people celebrate Hanukkah

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

Three guys walk into a bar. Soon after another man tries to walk in, but is stopped by the bouncers because the bar was at capacity.

you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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