Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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who is really lanky? james cornish

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

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Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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