- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

I think everybody should have a penis.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

Communism hehe xd

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