There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

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Knock knock. "Whose there?" "Dave" Oh alright Dave, two seconds I have got to unlock the door~looks for and finds keys and unlocks door~ Hello Dave, sorry mate not been out yet so not been out, come in.........

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

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3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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How do you starve a black man? You slowly emasculate him over 400 years through a system designed solely for the benefit of whites, and subsequently he is malnourished.

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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YOU

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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knock knock, who's there me me who he opens the door a kills yo

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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