- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting cow wh- SHUT UP!

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

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Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head and dies.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Why was the boy laughing at Sally? Because Sally was a man

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