- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mailman who doesn't deliver mail? Unemployed

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hi, how are you doing? Good, yourself? Fine, thanks. Have a nice day. You too, bye.

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Difference between African children and a fat boy? nothing, they're always hungry.

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

You know what's addicting? Heroine.

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

How do you blindfold a Chinese man? With a blindfold.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

If i had 100 dollars for every time a black president was assainted i would have 100 dollars in 4 months and six days.

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