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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they take the left and get hit by a semi and all die.

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

How do you tell identical twins apart? You can't. They look identical.

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

who is gay wit mon james cornish

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

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