- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q: Knock - Knock A: NO SOLICITORS!

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why was the blonde so dumb? Because she came from a very poor family and could not afford a decent education

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

A duck walks into a grocery store. He looks at the shopkeeper, who then grabs a broom and shoos him back outdoors.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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