"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

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Yo momma's so fat, that she got baptised in Sea World.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

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What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

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What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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