What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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THAT'S RIGHT, BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER BOUGHT. LOOK WHAT A GREAT JOB IT DID ON THIS PAGE YEAH! I RECKON IT IS THE BEST INVISIBLE PAINT I EVER DIDN'T SEE

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because her dad pushed her too hard -Knock knock -Who's there? -Suzie, I'm dead now with a knife through my neck and I'm ready to kill you since you didn't forward that chain letter, now hold still so I can chop off your toes one by one and peel your skin off then leave a bloody mess for your parents -k

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

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Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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roses are red violents are blue your dad is gay soon it all be you !

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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