- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Anti Jokes = Drained

whats worse than catching your parents having sex? having sex with your parents

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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