- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I asked her where you were.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why don't jews believe in Jesus Because jews believe Jesus Christ was not their savior

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why did The white man loose his black friend? Because he ran away.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

"Is this the Krusty Krab ?" I'M TIRED OF YOUR SHIT TYRONE.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

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