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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

Guess what my dog can do? Bark.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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