- Anti Joke

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

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Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bigger worm in your apple.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

In soviet Russia...things are different

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Your mom.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends, but most weigh around 775 to 1,200 pounds.

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

Why did women scream loudly!? As the women was unexpectadly frightend!

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it