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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

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a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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Q: What did blue say to red? A: Let's make some purple

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Why did the old man die? He was old.

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A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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what's a snake that has no legs a snake

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Really sorry Red, I did not mean to leave you hanging, and I hope you wont leave me hanging either, I just need my meds or thinks can get ugly, my health, I can tell you and even show you what my condition is, and heck show you my meds, but there are certain things even I wont spread on horsehead network, you know, people are so bitchy here on the internet, and if people knew what I got, yeaaah, I may start getting green thumbs, and I HAAAAAAATE those. Seriously, on a scale of zero (my ass) to ten, how insane do you see me as?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

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A man walks into a bar, and he died.

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