- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A lot eh?

I was expecting something like that... Anyway, good you do not mind in particular, because that means I am just boring myself here, so, tell me something about yourself you don't tell people most.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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