wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

why did the zebra cross the road?

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

-Doctor! Scientists in California have enough proofs to demonstrate that the Christian religion is false. -Oh my God!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you kill and red head? Throw your mom at them!

What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

how do you get rid of diahreah? Shove pepto bismo up your butt.

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