How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

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What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

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A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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Knock Knock [Opens Door]

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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