What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

someone called someone else a frog

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Simply because he stopped and looked both ways.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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