- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

What do a baby and a slinky have in common? They both bring a smile to your face when you push then down a flight of stairs.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

How do you kill a dwarf? You put rope around his neck and attach the other end to a concrete slab. Proceed to then through him in the ocean.

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