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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cot Death.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

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