What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What's funny? Women's rights.

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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