- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

A gay man watches football.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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