Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

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Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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What does? 42

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why did the baby die? Because you had sex with it when it was only 1 years old.

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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a blind man walks into a wall

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Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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