- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a girl who has recently been raped? Dead.

Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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