You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

salad days!

What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

Your mom.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

If chuck Norris is so awesome how come he's not at my house slamming my face into the keybodhdtegdudgegdtdjaowpqhwvsmx vxbdnsksksh

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Two men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head? A: An ambulance.

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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