- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What's better than a $75 000 salary? 80 000 sticks of celery.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

How do you kill a fat guy Keep giving him food he'll die eventually.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

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