What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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What is Godzilla's favorite sport? Nothing, Godzilla is a fictional character.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

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3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

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Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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