How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

what is green and has weels? grass i was kidding about the weels.

******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jim. Oh, come in Jim!

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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