- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, he was a very nice person and had many friends.

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

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