AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Tiger woods is a famous golf player and Santa is a fictional old man dressed in red and white who is said to live in Lapland, have an airborne sleigh driven by eight magical reindeer and come down the chimney to fill childrens' stockings on Christmas eve.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

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In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

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Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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Two muffins are in an oven. After a set period of time, they finish baking and are enjoyed by the family who had made them. Two weeks later the eldest daughter contracts syphilis thanks to numerous sexual partners. She soon dies leaving her parents and brother depressed. Her brother is kidnapped by a viscous child predator and the mother commits suicide. The father gets a job with the New York Yankees. He is eaten by a genetically modified zebra.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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