- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

roses are red poo is poo

Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

What rhymes with car? Not kangaroo

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

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