- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

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Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colourblind.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

I used to be addicted to soap, but now I'm clean. I'm still addicted to heroin, though. No chance I'm ever giving that up.

Why did the kid get on the bus. Because he had to go home

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why did the woman stop making a sandwich for her husband? Because he's dead.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did the retarded handicap say to the bully who called him the biggest retard in the world? "atleast I didn't make SOPA"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

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