I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

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How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

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Emily Walker.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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How do you drown a blonde? A: Drowing any person no matter the color of their hair is conpletely illegal and considered murder.

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Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

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What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

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Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a bar. They have some pints then leave to do their respective tasks for the day.

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What would you get when you cross a bear and a shark? a highly improbable situation because sharks and bears live completely different environments.

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"What the hell is wrong with you?" "..."

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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