How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

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Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

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what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

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What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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