I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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osama is obame quincadence or aluminatti????

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She technically could have, she was physically able, but cars were not invented yet, and even if they were it is unethical for any humane person to let a blind and def person drive.

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What's funnier than British people ? Their tea in the Harbor

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

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What's 1+1? 69.

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Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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