- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

what are you mike bibby?

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah Witness

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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