- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Jacob licked out his buthole again. It was becoming a usual thing for him to do, it suddenly became one of his hobbies and wanted to lick more, so he started licking MR. Macs

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Oranges can't talk therefore this is not a accurate accusation.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What is funny about a cod swimming around alone in the ocean? Nothing, over-fishing is a huge problem in the modern day.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

Kevin and Ramin

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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