- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

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What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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