- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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