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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

A baby seal walks into a club.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

B=boy G=girl B:hey i got a good nock nock joke but you have to start it G:okay nock nock B:whos there?

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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