Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Dora the explorer went on an adventure. sadly, all of the animals in the forest, including boots the monkey and swiper the fox, kill her as a sacrifice to an unknown God

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

rent a cops

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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