- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes up a hill with 4 legs and comes down with 3? A horse, which, upon reaching the top of the hill, has one of its legs chopped off, which is when the horse proceeds down the hill.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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