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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

sky silverstein

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

what did the white man call a black man that was awarded the job he applied for? He stated the man was a hard worker and deserved the job. Then he walked up to the man with a smile and congraduated him. Then he went home and commited suicide after he concluded he didnt deserve to live.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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