What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

I'm rick james bitch

what did the nail say to the hammer? Hit me baby one more time

So a plane flies into a world trade centre... That's not funny

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

I asked her where you were.

A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

What is black and white, and red all over? I don't know that's why I was asking.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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