- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

A blind man walks into a library.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Hurr durr, I shit my pants.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was died...

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black. All credit goes to Caravel.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

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