So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

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What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dog. Dog who? I have a dog.

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A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Tifa my ass, if that is your name buddy, then I am Nicholas Cage, or why do you not just call me Cloud Strife? Seriously, if you are a guy just say it and get lost, I will still honor my agreement and show up and see what I can do for your little order though, you pay the trip and the stay of course.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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Why was the new born on the orphanage's doorstep? He was an accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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