- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sammy bought 48 donuts. He ate 36. What was Sammy left with? Diabetes. Sammy was left with diabetes.

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

My dog has no nose, how does it smell? Using its anus.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

See what I did here? ;) Ladies, I just need some space okay? Damn Space Invaders... Ijustmetthespaceinvaderstheytookmyspace << DOUBLE MEANING!

Knock knock Who's there? silence WHO'S THERE? silence -Looks out window- Slenderman

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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