why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

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What happened when Tim's house caught on fire? The fire department was contacted and they put the fire out.

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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what do you do when see a young girl crying on the swingset? ask her kindly to move, as you would like a turn

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XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

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- what do u call a dead black person a problem - what do u call a lot of dead black people a big problem - what do you call a mass killing of all black people. genocide

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A dog walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "why the long face?" The dog replies, "because I am a dog you idiot, my face always looks like this"

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

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What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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