- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats circular and black? a black circle.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Knock knock. Who's there? There's no need to ask this question due to the fact that most homes are built with peepholes nowadays.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

What happened to the Asian who ran into the wall with a boner? He ejaculated his sperm, impregnating the wall. The wall went to the authorities, and the man was charged with rape. He is now serving a 10 year prison sentence, with no possibility of parole.

Did you hear the joke about the man and the serial killer? Neither did the man since he was stabbed repeatedly and thrown into the bottom of a lake.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

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