Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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This is an anti-joke.

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

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Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

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Long joke Your such a downey

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

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