- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. I don't see why there should be more.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

What did Osama Bin Laden say to his barber? ????? ??? ?????? ??? ?????, which, in their native language means, I would like to get a haircut.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

OSS ARE RED VIOLENTS IS BLUE U BELONG THE ZOO I WILL BE THERE TO BUT LAUGHIN AT U

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. 97

What's read,bubbly and looks out the window? A baby in a microwave

Roses-are-red violets-are-blue Justin's-for -me Not-for-u if-by-chance u-take-my-place I'll-grad-fist &-smash-ur-face

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