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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Q. Which one do you hate more? Jews, Mexicans, or Asians. A. I hate all of them, but jews are annoying when they resist getting stuffed in the oven.

An Asian with a big dick.

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