Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

Why did Jimmy fall over? Jimmy was hit by a bus.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

God is real.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

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