what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Teacher- Pick the odd one out- Man, whale, bat, squirrel, frog Student- Whale. All others are found in Nebraska

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

Where do you find a pile of dead lawyers? In my basement.

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Micheal Jackson walks into a bar

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

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