Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

steven hawking walks into a bar

Do you know what a rhino really is? It is a really fat and oversized unicorn

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

Once, I went to Peru.

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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