- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

kieran is a homosexual

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

What do you call a rabbit with carrots in its ears? Anything, it can't hear you!

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what's worse than stubbing your toe? a hospital fire.

Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

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