- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

2 drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. Bu dum, cshhhh.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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