What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

What is green and slow Grass.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Camerons hair is Curly..

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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