- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

An Indian, American and French man walk into the bar simultaneously. Unfortunately, they get stuck in the door.

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Who is big and stupid My brother

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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