Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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Why didn't Anne Frank ever leave the attic? She did.

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Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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