Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them...

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

Knock Knock Who's there May I come in? May I come in who? . . .What's wrong with you can I come in or not?

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

FUCK YOU

Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

eoin burgin is fat

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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