- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Hitler wasn't such a bad guy. He did kill Hitler.

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What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

What did the black guy say to the white guy running off the cliff? Watch out! You're running off a cliff!

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

Flowers are colors Love me

whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

Knock Knock. You don't have a door.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

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