- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

what do you call a small midget? a smidget.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

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