- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

kieran is a homosexual

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

deez nuts

Roses are red Violets are blue I would love you But you are too ugly and overweight

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

How did poor Miss Suzy get her poor little baby to stop crying? She cut off its head, burned its body, and sacrificed its ashes in a bizarre Satanic ritual that involved having sex with a heifer. (Miss Suzy was a Satanist priestess.)

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

A 16 year old boy and girl have unprotected sex. The girl becomes pregnant and decides to keep the baby. They both drop out of high school, get lots of government cheese, and the boy holds a steady job as manager at the local mcdonalds for the rest of his life.

What did the fish say after he swam into a wall? Dam

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Why did the little boy grow up to be a homosexual man? He didn't find the female reproductive system sexually appealing

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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