- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

I put my baby in a microwave.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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