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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

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