How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Why are there no more monkeys jumping on the bed? I shot them all.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Do you think retarded people know that they are retarded? I don't know, you tell me. Wait a second....did you just call me retarded? They are clueless.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

cheese

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

Men's rights

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

A dyslexic man walked into a bar. Even though he couldn't read the sign, it was still a bar.

why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

So one time this woman was learning...

Benevolent villain.

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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