- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

Roses are red.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why was the interracial marriage unsuccessful? Because several social factors have challenged the couple as they live in a rural part of the South and interracial couples generally aren't as accepted in those areas as in progressive city centers.

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