What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

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Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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