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Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It depends on the person. To generalize and select one sport to represent the entire race would be stereotyping.

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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