What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. You think they should have ducked?

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What do you call a house big enough to fit all the poor people in America? A fairly large establishment without quality standards.

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Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

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Why was the boy scared? Well, his mother had recently taken up Satanical ideals and in an attempt to sacrifice themselves to the Dark Lord, she drove her car off a cliff and into a lake. Now, with his dead mother in the drivers seat, no way to call emergency services, and 300 feet of water between him and the surface, you can see why he'd be scared.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What fruit is used to make apple juice? Apples

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Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

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What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

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Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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