What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

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roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

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Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

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There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why did Anti-Joke.com close down? It didn't. If your reading this, the site is fully operational and up to date with your system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

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Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

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What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

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Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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