Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Doctor! I have no problems at all! So, uh why are you here? Isnt that freaking weird? Wow, that might be a problem! Puh! I have a problem then. Yeah, goodbye!

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What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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