- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? A: Those that wear them think that said earrings positively accentuate their physical appearance.

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