- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

what's blue , and you can urinate it? a rim block.

Why did the man walk instead of taking the bus? Because he felt like getting a heathy workout.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

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