- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Rebecca Black walked into a stadium. There were so many seats to choose from. But, she sat down in the nearest seat she could find and enjoyed the football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

Whats the difference between obama and Michael Jackson? Michael Jackson Is dead

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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