Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 eight 9

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

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Roses are red violets are blue What the heck do flowers Have to do with You?

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Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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Shut up max im not fucking demented u dickhead

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What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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A car walks into a bar.

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How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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i dont care if you rate me or not

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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One day an irishman walked into a bar. he started to show off his accent when a nicely dressed lady said to him, "are you from ireland?". "AYE" said the irshman. " what part of ireland are you from?" drunk, the irishman replied "uh downtown" then the woman said, " did you come here alone?" then he replied"no i didn't come here a'lone.....DONKEY!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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