- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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scraggle is in you pillow case

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

What do you get when you throw a bagel at a chicken? One less bagel.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

I walk into a bar...

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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