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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Three cows are sitting in a field The first cow says, "MOOOO!" The second cow says, "MOOOO!" The third cow says, "MOOOO!"

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

yolo your orange looks orange

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A cat playing laser tag.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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