How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

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A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

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What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

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Two Eskimos are in a bath tub. One says pass the soap. The other says no soap; radio.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

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Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

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that wall over there ->

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yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

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What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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