how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

How do you scare a black man? You dont

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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