- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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