- Anti Joke

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Niether has he

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gestapo

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"