- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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I'm not one to tell gay jokes So I won't

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why isn't eating an Olympic sport? Because that wouldn't make any sense.

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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