How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

An obese man walked into McDonalds and ordered 6 Big Macs. He proceeded to walk to a booth in the back corner and eat them all. Turns out he was white.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

here's a joke... the american education society

What do you call a black guy driving a bus? A bus driver

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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