What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

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james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's better than finding a $5.00 bill on the floor? Finding the person who actually owns it.

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

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Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

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a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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