Q. Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman? A. Cause you have to hollow out it's head! A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear. Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?" "The sucker called again!"

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why do so many black athletes drive black cadillac escalades? Because it's roomy and they deserve to reward themselves after they put in so much hard work trying to be the best player they can be.

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A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

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"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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