- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

What does aaron eat for dinner Answer- Fat Finger HAHAHAHAHA

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

what did the boy say to the alien? ET i will protect you. The alien slaps him for being stupid

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

what did the penis say to the vagina? SMACK SMACK SMACK

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's one plus one? two.

How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you get if you put 2 Korea, 2 Europeans and 2 North Americans together? TSM

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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