What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

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roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

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Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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Why was six afraid of seven? Six wasn't. He listens in on women's self defense classes and can deliver a kick to the crotch so hard that it will create for you a new vagina.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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I don't usually drink beer, but when I do it usually doesn't take much for me to feel the effects of intoxication.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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I tried to play soccer a long time ago. I didn't score and managed to get red card... Then I realized it was not my thing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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