what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Where did the paralytic go for a vacation? No where he can't move.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? The lawyer is a human being whose profession is to give legal advice and assistance to clients and represent them in court or in other legal matters while the catfish is a freshwater or marine fish with whiskerlike barbels around the mouth, typically bottom-dwelling. -BG_Shank_A

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Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

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What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack has a crippling addiction to Cocaine which ultimately led to his divorce and the subsequent loss of custody of his children.

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Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

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what do mexicans cross? whatever they want. but in this case their local grocery store parking lot to buy fresh produce.

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Why did i get some thing to eat? Because i was hungry.

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whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

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What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

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CALLER: Is your refrigerator running? OWNER: Yes, it's working just fine.

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Q:What did the deaf kid say to the blind kid? A: nothing deaf kids can't talk they can only have conversations with their hands,which would be pretty useless at this moment cause the blind kid can't see his hand guestures

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A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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