A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

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what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

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Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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yo mamma so fat she should probably look into a clinical weight loss program and exercise daily.

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What's red and weighs a metric ton? An apple, my scale wasn't calibrated

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

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Once upon a time, in a magical kingdom, there were too many similar jokes on anti-joke.com. One man thought he could be funny by writing a joke that referenced this, and be even funnier by referencing what he was referencing. Then he referenced that, then that, and so on until the layers of meta caused his brain to explode. Some of it landed in your mother's vagina.

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Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

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Why do black poeple like fryed chicken? Becuase it greases there insides just like there outsides.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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