- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

what did jacob say to coach a joke

A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

TOP KEK

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??