- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6 million, 1 to screw it in, and 5,999,999 to die in the holocaust.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, But words can leave deep psychological wounds that may never heal.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

once you go Persian, there is no other alternative

A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

My friends a Jehovahs Witness. He got all pissed at me because he tried to tell me a knock knock joke and I ignored him.......i totally stole this joke lol.

Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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