a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Yo mama so fat when she dresses in red she looks like clifford the big red dog!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

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What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill....Just kidding, it was only Jill. Jack had no legs

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How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

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What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

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Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

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What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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