I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

you are as stupid as alec. lol neewb

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

eoin burgin is fat

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

The Blonde walked into a wall.

My jeans

I'm hungry.

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Roses are red, You're a failed abortion, Happy Valentines Day. :D

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

An anti-joke

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

I <3 Hitler

Why was the teenage girl pregnant? She got raped by her dad.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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