- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

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