What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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Okay, you seem sincere enough, thing is that I trust you, but your buddies, if you can vouch for them, then I at least know that you are putting your stepmother in danger if you decide to cover for your friends, besides you being such an emotional crybaby kinda gets me into trusting you again.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

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Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

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Women deserve equal rights.

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Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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