- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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"I see." said the blind man to his deaf son.

What's worse than a wet sock? Being molested as a child.

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Wanna hear a joke? no

Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

What's worse than an earthquake? Two earthquakes. What's worse than two earthquakes? Three earthquakes. What's worse than three earthquakes? The world exploding.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken so he could fry it.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

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