- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

Knock knock. Whos there? Death. You will die in the next 12 hours from terminal cancer.

Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

whats the difference between a grape and an elephant? the grape is purple

1)Roses are red... 2)5 black men... 3)dead babies walk into a large crowded bar before dissolving into oblivion at the literary incongruency 4)of the whole situation.... 5)yes chicken got to the other side BEFORE me #)stupid chicken (aka duck rose man help....)

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

Do you play piano? No

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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