- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

You know whats annoying? Steve

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

homosexual rights to marriage

a cancer patient walks into a bar and has a stroke

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

what looks like a banana? a penis

Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

João Duarte reads this.

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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