- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you make a plumber sad? A: Kill his family

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

what's small, red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

I put my baby in a microwave.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

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