A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

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Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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Yo mama so old, she must take arthritus medicine to keep out of extreme pain.

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why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

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What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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