How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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Your mom is so old she died

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

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What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

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Two men fought over a bag of peanuts. The peanuts won.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is a serial rapist and has been harrassing six for months.

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why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

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Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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