Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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roses are red violets should be purple

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What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

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Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

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The Ohio State Buckeyes

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a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

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What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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