Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

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what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

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What's big fat and ugly? A monster

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Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

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What do you call a black man in the south? An example of diverse America

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Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

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Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

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What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

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It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

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What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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Why does the rabbit go in the hole? because that's where it lives.

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Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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