- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

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