- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? a dead baby in a clown costume!!!

Why did the chiken cross the road? It didn't, J-walking is against the law.

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

What is the answer to life, universe and everything? Nothing.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

Whats worse than getting a splinter? Taking a shower at penn state

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Roses are blu Violets are red Im colored blind

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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