What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Fred: says hi Bob: says shut up why the hell do you have to be so rude!!! Fred:thankyou ob thats better

deez nuts

An Irishman walked out of a bar

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

Wow! I've seen this joke before!

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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