- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

knock,knock you suck

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What is green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? An elephant I lied!

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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