- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

Why was the cancer ward sad? They just lost a patient who couldn't ward off cancer.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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