Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because the paint used on their faces makes the extra terrestrials leery of lead poisoning.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

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Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

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What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

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why does the room smell bad? because there's a dead body under the bed

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Jack and Jill went up the hill. But it was winter and they froze to death

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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