- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

whats the difference between a turkey and a baby i dont know how to cook a turkey

What did the flight attendant get for Christmas? A Trebuchet from medieval times dating back to the 12th Century CE.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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