- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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