- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why was little Johnny sad? >Why? -Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Ben Corbishley

What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

If god himself had a religion he would be a self centered bastard.

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

aodhan hearty

4 hours later.

I used to work as a human cannonball. I thought I was going to get fired, however during one performance the trajectory was miscalculated and I ended up severely damaging my spinal cord. I now work from home as a IT consultant. It's depressing.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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