- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

Whats worse than cutting yourself with scissors? Being forced into a blender by your baby's ghost.

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Theaters say silence is golden... Trap silence in a jar, make millions.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What's worst than getting hit by a car. -Getting hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

An elephant walked into a bar. By bar I mean jungle. Elephants aren't capable of walking into a bar.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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