- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Know what im sayin'? No but im wearing pants

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

What did the home-less man eat for dinner last night? Nothing.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

what happens when you try to believe it's not butter? 34 Indonesian kids lose their job.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

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