- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

how do you upset an obese cat? you put her in dog sweaters

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

a black man walks out of popeyes

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Whats really ugly and horny Jake's mom

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What did Hitler say to Mussolini? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

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