- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

Black people in Camden NJ.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

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