- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

What is green and slow Grass.

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

How do you piss off a blind person? Tell him to piss in a round room.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

civil rights

What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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