You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Q. Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A. Because he has no arms.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

I Have a Black Friend

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

Q: what did the dog say to the cat? A: nothing dogs can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Johny got a iphone ipad and a macbook. He bragged to his friend. His friend said, i got an apple.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a baby in your closet.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

the WNBA.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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