- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

A boy walked in on his mom and dad in their bedroom last night they were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

who is really lanky? james cornish

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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