Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

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If a black person gets a tan, what do you get? A burned black sausage.

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How did the man escape the giant scorpion? He didn't he watched as his family died and waited for his demise crying in the corner of the scorpion's layer

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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What is the difference between a refrigerator? Seven anchors because blue isn't vital for turtles to fornicate.

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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