how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

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What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

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Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

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What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

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what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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Anti Joke

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