Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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How many light bulbs? 1

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

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A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why shouldn't you try to pick up a live scorpion with your teeth? Because it could easily sting your face, or mouth.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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NEVER

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

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Q: How do you kill a Brazilian Blind Electric Ray? A: Killing endangered species is a crime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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