- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do mario and luigi have in common They are both plumbers

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

if you fall, I'll be there. -floor

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why did the old man die? He was old.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

All of these jokes are about white people

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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