- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

why did the elephant fall out of the tree? it was hit by a fridge. why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was sellotaped to the elephant.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

What did one viking say to the other viking? I don't know, it was in Danish

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

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