Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

I was gonna make a gay joke but those are insensitive, and gays have feelings like everyone else

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

Q: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? A: Because he had bladder control problems and feared he may ruin the first pair.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

what did the food critic say when he was handed a snickers? I'm allergic to peanut butter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

5 little monkeys jumping on the bed 1 fell off and broke it's skull. Momma told the doctor and the doctor said,"Your a bad mom."

Whats old and has been alone for years. Your dead nan

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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