- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

Three Kids dressed as a bear, a chicken, and a penguin walk into a bar. The bartender asks the to leave as they are all under the legal drinking age.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

"Roll back into the kitchen and imagine me a sandwich!" yelled the abusive husband to his paraplegic wife.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

The chickens have become self-aware!

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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