- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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