- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Where's my tractor?

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

If you work at Penn State you might want to skip the annual "bring your kid to work day"

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

What's worse than celery stuck between your teeth? A cruise ship stuck between your teeth.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

A blonde, brunette, and redhead live in the same neighborhood. They are Desperate Housewives

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