- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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