You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

How did the man break his arm raking leaves? He fell out of the tree.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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