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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

i wonder who made this website? a human

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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