- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Whats worse than getting hit in the face with an axe? Getting hit in the face with two axes.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Whats worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Getting Raped

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

What is big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree A pool table

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

How many kleptomaniacs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

A women left the kitchen.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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