What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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What happens when you put Michael Jackson in a room full of little boys? The 3 year-old rotting corpse of Michael Jackson and a room full of traumatized little boys.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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Why am i so sexy? Because a dog raised me.

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Whats black and gay? Obama

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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Humans are pathetic: What kind of heaven is it when you die, and learn that everybody you love chose the wrong religion and is burning in hell? Moral: Human garbage!

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Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

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Do you like fishsticks? Ya, me too.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What did the homeless man do with his trolley of aluminium cans He took them to the scrapyard and sold them back for money as this is his only source of income right now

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

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Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

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A man walks into a park. He gets abducted and raped by flying asparagus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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