What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

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i like it in the mouth

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How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

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knock knock come in

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

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Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

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How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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