What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

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What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

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your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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HELLO EVERYONE

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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"knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The SS, we heard you are smuggling jews in your attic, so you are coming with us."

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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