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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

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Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

If you know someone with the last name Schmidt. ALWAYS ask him to take a Schmidt on your chest

What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

Cat ate a battery, did volts.

Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

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