Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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I AM FAGNETO! MASTER OF FAGNET! WELCOME TO FÅG! DIE X-FÅGGOT! XD Okay Fagneto`s roll me out of here, I am done with the super important last message to uh... You? No wait that sounds wrong, stop laughing you korean piece of... Seriously sorry I am drugged, you guys put enough valium in me to kill a cow, so please roll me out... I used to have a lot of korean friend you know, but then I killed them for being korea... seriously my fingers magically type shit when I am done, please roll me out of here, and fill that... Kundalini express? Is it me or did this get even more fagneto... Get me out of here now now now no

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

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How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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What's black and has ne education? A tire.

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

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knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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