- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

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Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stock market crashed 600 points today, and his retirement account took a hit. He can't afford his car anymore.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

baloney sandwich

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Why did Suzy Fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What do you call a black man that steals a VCR? My Grandpa, he was a Vietnam vet

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

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