- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

a man makes a bad joke

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? He was at his neighbors house and it was shorter to cut through yards than to walk to his house

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why? Why not?

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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