How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did Michael dye. Because he was dyslexic and a plain fell on his noggin.

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A man gets a paternity test. It's better than beating his wife senseless due to his own insecurity.

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How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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Bitch

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Josh Moran peels off his foreskin while watching gay porn.

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Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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