Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

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Why did Hitler shoot himself? Because he found out Chuck Norris was a Jew.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Why did the fat guy ride his camel to the grocery store? Because he didn't want to walk to the grocery store

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

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what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

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Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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