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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

1,000 americans jump off a plane. They all die as a result of not having parachutes.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

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