What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

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what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

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Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

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What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

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What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

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Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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