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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

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