Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

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Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

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What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Day turn night. Dreaming is now true . Turn on your flashlight, slenderman is behind you.

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Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

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Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

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2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

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Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

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How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

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what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

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Knock Knock Hold on Im pooping.

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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