- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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