Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

Gus's mom

What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

My cat just died.

I think everybody should have a penis.

What did the child say to the clown? For a professional entertainer, you're not that funny.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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