Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

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penis. nuff said.

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why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

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the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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race-car = rac-ecar

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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Go away still nothing to see

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why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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