- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

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