- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

How are elephants and plumbs the same? A: They are both purple, except for the elephant.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Why was the Mexican sleeping? He wishes to decrease his risk of motor vehicle accidents.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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