- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Brain fart

Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

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