Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

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If little jimmy has five candy bars and he eats three, what does little jimmy have? Diabetes

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

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What is brown and smells bad? A white person that had been bathed in brown paint, and didn't shower for the next month, and rubbed poop all over them, and rubbed diarrhea all over them and rubbed rock poop all over them and rubbed pee all over them, and rubbed mud all over them, and pooped in a bottle.

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

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How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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