What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

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If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

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What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

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What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

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Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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sky silverstein

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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