- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

if you don't like this you're gay

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

Variants: :) I will always assist you in whatever you want. :( I want to kill you all by myself! Sense? Non? Fuck? Mind? Fission Mailed? Impossible Mission.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing, but he did purchase whiskey with the little money he had to drink away his misery, and to suppress his suicidal thoughts that were a result of his alcoholism which stemmed from his father's abusive nature.

why was the little boy crying? he was at his mother's funeral.

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

What do you call a cat up a tree in a party hat? A cat up a tree with a party hat

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

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