- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

Why did the black man jump high? He was on a pogo stick

Knock knock. Get out!!

Face Hunter is scum

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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