- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What do you call a black salesman? A salesman, you racist.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Knock knock Whose there? 4

BIG MAC'S

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??