If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

knock,knock you suck

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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