Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Chuck Norris.

What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

If Jewish men light a menorah during Hanukkah, what do Jewish women light? Jewish women light a menorah as well; Judaism is a relatively fair religion to both sexes.

whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

i like turtles

roses are red violets are blue the sugar bowls empty so is your head

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did the grandma do after she was pushing up daisies? washed her hands because gardening is a dirty activity

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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