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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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Wgat did the umpire say to the asian batter? Foul ricebowl!

Chuck Norris was so good at karate that he held the middle weight world title for 6 years and was named fighter of the year by Black Belt Magazine. He also used his talents to start a successful acting and advertising career.

Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

Yo mama's so fat that she has AIDS

A man walked up to a fork in the road. He bent down, picked it up, and continued on his journey.

What do you call a black man on the moon An astronaut

What happend to the girl in the corner? Idk that's why I asked!! :P

Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

Two 16 year old girls are chatting on their way to school: Girl 1 : "hey, is that a hickey on your neck? say, have you been naughty? is it Brian's mark?" Girl 2 : "That's not a hickey, it's a bruise. My dad came home drunk again last night and beat me up for no reason."

why was little johnny crying? he had frogs stapled to his face.

Why does Garrett have a small penis? He is not old enough to buy extenze.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Voldemort's nose is so flat, that it looks like he doesn't have a nose.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

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