- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Chick Norris... Enough said

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

Your'e probably not going to laugh at this joke, it wasn't made to be funny

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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