A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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How you know when dislextic

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Black people stink of shite!

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You are joking right?

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Maths.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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12/23/2012

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why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

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Why did a black man enter a KFC? Because he had been in town a while and had grown hungry over the period of walking around, and decided he should get some food to satisfy his hunger so he may continue his journey around town. The fact he entered KFC is purely coincidental, as he could've easily decided to go to a different eatery, but it just so happens that the closest one was a KFC.

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Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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chuck norris threw a grande and killed 50 people then the grande blew up

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Q:how do you fit 100 jews in a car? A:2 in the front 3 in the back and the other 95 in the ashtray

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Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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