- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

why did the chicken cross the road ...WHO FREAKING CARES!!!!

Why is this the worst joke ever? Because it isn't even funny.

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