- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

What happened when a Black man ran into a white supremacist? They exchanged insurance information

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

What do you feel inside after eating an entire class of pre-schoolers? A stomach ache

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

Blacks

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

John had 50 candy bars and he ate 45 what does he have...... Diabeaties

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

woman's rights

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