- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Parkinsons, ;oshgfs;jgbRHG

Yo mamma's so stupid, she couldn't get a high paying job and had to settle for working full time at McDonalds, just to get your family through the week.

On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

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