- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This poem makes no sense, Microwave.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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