If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

What do u call a man who is smart. A lawyer/ genius/ smart man

Dumb

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

Male leadership.

Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

why did the girl cry because she was raped

How do you eat a sandwich With yo mouth bi tch

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Knock Knock! F*ck off

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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