- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

your mom was so fat that she died.

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