Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

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What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

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When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

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After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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