- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock Knock! "Use the friggin' doorbell!"

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

Q: Why does the black guy eat watermelon A: Because it's a delicious nutritious snack

A man goes to the potty.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

You are joking right?

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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