Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Hey how is your wife and my kids

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How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

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Potassium? K.

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

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Guess what? I like trains.

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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