- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

A terrorist robs a walrus.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Gus's mom

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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