If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

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What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

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whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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My granddad fell down the stairs the other day... Yeh, we didn't find it very funny either.

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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How does a Welshman take a shit? Like anyone other human being does.

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Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

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Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

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What's the difference between your garage and mine? A pile of dead babies.

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guess what? bannanas

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Once upon a time, there was a boy. He was 12 years old. He is dad was rich from his business and so when it came time for his 12 year old boy to turn 13 he insisted on buying the boy whatever he wanted. He thought that the imagination of a 12 year old boy might in fact humour him, even if the cost of such a present reached the millions. He asked his son "Son, a very special day's coming up", his son smirked "I know Dad". "Well, what would you like?" asked the Dad. His son pondered for several seconds before replying, "honestly Dad, all I want it 12 Pink Ping Pong balls". The Dad, curious and a little disappointed asked "of course son, but why?". His son replied "I can;t say, I'd just like them for my birthday please". And so on his thirteenth birthday, he indeed received 12 Pink Ping Pong balls. His Dad thought nothing of it until next year, when he asked his son "what would you like for your birthday this year son? A new 82-inch Tv for you toilet, or how about a new jet?". His soon blew the hair out of his eyes and said, "Dad, all I want is room full of Pink Ping Pong balls". His dad again agreed but asked "why Pink Ping Pong balls son?". His son replied "I'll tell you when I get them". True to his word when the boy turned 14, he received a whole room full of Pink Ping Pong balls and his Dad asked him "now why did you want them son". But his son replied "I'll tell you next year". Rather reluctantly his Dad agreed. and then he died.

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Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

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A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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A frog and a toad eat a pie and then realize it is weird and then die.

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A black man walks into a bar full of white people. And then... He orders his drink.

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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