- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

AARgh my name is AWsaing the nawant of the where of amzai Giant rabbit bunny

Donald Trump decided to run for President.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What happened when the chicken crossed the road? It entered a KFC and had the unfortunate suprise of having its head cut off.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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