Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito is a common insect in the family Culicidae. A blonde on the other hand is a Homo sapien, a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

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Why didn't Joe want to stand up? Because he had no legs!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

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What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

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what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

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Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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A man walks inti a bar and asks for a drink, he shows the bartender his ID and is kicked out because the man is underaged.

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Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

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A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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