- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is usually black , is a rectangle and has two circles? A: An i pod touch 4

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

I'm called the! no i wish am I left

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

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