Q: Why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: What to year old WOULDN'T?

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A Jew, Christian and a Muslim walk into a bar. They have fun there a good time and then they go home.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why was the little boy late to school Cause he walked on a landmine

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Why did Sally fall out of the tree? Because She had no arms or legs... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Knock-Knock? Who's There? Not Sally

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A duck walks into a bar and orders 2 beers and a shot. The bartender says "That'll be four fifty." The duck says he doesn't have any money and asks if the bartender can put it on his bill. The bartender says "No." He then picked the duck up by the neck and raped him mercilessly. "That's what he gets" one patron said. "Yeah, he was asking for it"

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why does a squirel swim on his back? Because it was trying to keep his nuts clean

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What do you call a man with no arms an no legs in the ocean? Bob What do you call the same man on your front porch? Matt What do you call the same man on your wall? Art

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A blind man walks into a bar No literally he does, he has a guide dog and everything, he's a capable member of society, don't be rude.

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Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

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How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does? 42

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