What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

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today in aa we were telling stories one of them was: that a girl put a wet cat (to dry it) in the oven

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whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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How do you make a drug dealer cry? Just say no

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Your mommas so stupid she put a quarter into a parking meter and waited for a gumball to drop out.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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Why did the man die? Supercalifragilisticexpialidosious

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Q: Why did the child fall? A: Because I shot him in the leg.

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Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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