- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 3 black people going over a cliff in a Cadillac? Cadillac's seat 6

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!don't repeat this joke!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Please ignore this statement.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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