Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Committing Suicide #YOLO

A man realizes the whole time he has wanted to fly like a bird. His funeral was two weeks later

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

What was the racist kid's least favorite ice cream flavor? Chocolate for an unrelated reason.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

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