What did a boy dying from cancer get for Christmas? The news that his cancer progressed and he would soon die. He underwent a surgery that got rid of the cancer and he was cured. He ran out of the hospital in excitement and got hit by a bus. He recovered slowly, but lived. By this time it was June and his birthday, he returned to school later that year. He got called fat and committed suicide.

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knock knock! who is there? its knock! knock who??? knock knock... who is there.... i told you its knock... knock who??? knock knock... WHO IS THERE!! OMG I TOLD YOU ITS KNOCK! KNOCK WHO!! WHO IS KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK OMG WTF! HOLY SHIT WHO IS THERE! ITS KNOCK WE HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER OUR WHOLE LIVES! KNOCK WHO?? KNOCK KNOCK WHY DONT YOU REMEMBER ME! oh knock knock from next door! who is there???? jk.. knock...knock......omg put down the gun knock knock stop i love you knock its not worth it!! NO KNOC!!! GUNSHOT* KNOCK NOOOOO!!! I LOVED YOU SOMEONE CALL 911!! OMG KNOCK WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH KNOCK WHY!!!!

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Rebecca Black

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whats fun,atracks children and says wrape van on it my van i lied about it being fun

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Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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A seal walks into a club. The man proceeds to skin it and sell the fur for profit.

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

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My mom

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What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why did Sally sell seashells by the seashore? Because she has no arms and couldn't find a job.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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