- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

What did the mother say to her son when she saw his report card? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

If I earned a dollar for every time you've said, "I'm too old for this sh*t," I wouldn't have made very much money. You are a giraffe.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the boy lying down on the floor? The chandelier fell on him.

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

What do you call a man with only one eye? Half blind.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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