- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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