- Anti Joke

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

Neither did she.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

How many light bulbs? 1

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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