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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

Why did Jimmy lay down? Because he was tired

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

All of the people in the burning building escaped except for one what was wrong with that one person? He was a blind, could not hear and was in a wheelchair.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

Why are white people white? I don't know

What page are you on The gay page.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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