Why was the boy sad The boy wanted a puppy for his Birthday So his parents got him a Toy dog Later that year he was found dead with the Toy Dog shoved down his mouth gagging him.

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The man walked into the church and stayed there.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Lets just say, that I can tell anyone that my brother is one of the top leaders for Interpol (here in the nation we reside in) and that while I do not have the required education to work for interpol, I have connections with them, which allows me to work, well... Yeah, Central.

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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You know what really chaps my ass? Thongs.

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What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

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What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

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why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

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a black guy, a handicap, a pervert, and a fat guy are sitting in at a booth in a bar... Your watching family guy

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People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

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