A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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what did your mom say to you? go fuck your self you stupid greedy shit. you start crying later in your bedroom, then your mom comes with a bag full of your fathers semen, and dildos. and forces you to drink the entire bag.

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There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

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What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Well, you need to develop a particular mindset, and while scienTITS claim that its not logical so it does not work... Well, SUGAR, thing is that the mind and emotions, cannot be explained logically either. Let me expand your mind (if I have not already) A astronomer meets up with a brain surgeon, the Astronomer says to the brain surgeon: I do not believe in god. Why? says the brain surgeon. Because I have studied most of the outer space and never found seen any trace of God.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

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Indians

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can you touch your toes? no

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Why did the little boy cry and run home from the store? Because the store was out of pickles.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

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Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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what did the captcha response say to the man? ofdorno which.

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What's one plus one? two.

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

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BRANDON LUI ROCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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whats worst then dieng in a videogame

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Why did piglet look down the toilet for pooh? He had a horrible mental illness

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My children are mistakes

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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