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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What color is the grass on Bob's lawn? Bob lives in a apartment.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Why did the chicken cross the road I don't know

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