- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What do you call a lion eating a gazelle? the food chain.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

What did the mexican say when two houses fell on him? Nothing. He was dead.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

baloney sandwich

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

So these two girls have a cup .

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Where did little Timmy go when the bomb dropped? Everywhere.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Who job is it to protect the forest? Obiously a male and/or female forest ranger of smokey the bear. It's that simple.

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