What do we call Osama? Osama

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Q:what do you do when a black guy is drowning A:you dont

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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Hey man how was the trip to Hiroshima? Great it blew my mind!! And how was Nagasaki ? It was the bomb!!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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The declaration of Independence was singed in? Pen.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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What is green and fuzzy and can kill you when it falls out of a tree A pooltable

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Why did the bakery run out of the business? They weren't making enough dough

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What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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What does? 42

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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