Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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A bison trots into a bar. The bartender says, "My pee makes bubbles in the toilet." Amazed by the urination fact, the bison explodes.

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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WNBA

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How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

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When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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There were two planes to take off.. One did, the other not at all..

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knock,knock you suck

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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Why was the man worried? because he had a shotgun up his ass

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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What do you call a black man? Rob

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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