A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

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Whats worst than finding a worm in your apple? Going to antijoke.com instead of anti-joke.com

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Dumb

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Fat people

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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