how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

Racial Equality

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

How many dead babies can you fit in a child's swimming pool? 9 (Trust me, you won't be able to squeeze the tenth one in there.)

why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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