How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

what do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? a stick

A man walks outside and sits down to eat his sandwich.

Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

**** *** *** ****** *** ** *** ***? ***** I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was **** hilarious.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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