- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

13 =B you just learned something

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

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