- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

Gus's mom

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

how do you call someone? use a phone

Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

whos on the right track? lady gaga

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you call a fat jew? A person that most likely has an eating problem and needs to seek help from the nearest rabbi

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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