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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

** * * ** * * ? I bet you wish you could read that joke. It was ** hilarious.

A man walks into a bar. Three hours later, ambulances arrived, because the man was knocked out. The man who saved was known as a hero, and was awarded a medal for his good deed.

What killed Hitler? His gas bill.

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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