Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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My children are mistakes

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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What is the similarity between an elephant and a grape? Absolutely nothing. One is an animal, while the other is a fruit.

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Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

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Why couldn't the girl eat her pizza? She had no face.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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