why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? Because he got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

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Wanna know a secret? I didn't read or agree to the terms and services

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

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what do you get when you cross an ant with toni? ANTONI

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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What is funny about a man who chews tobacco? Nothing, the man was diagnosed with mouth cancer at a young age and got his jaw removed, he was very upset.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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How many Jews can fit in a Volkswagen beetle? Four, although five is possible if you are not afraid of getting a ticket.

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A black man, a jew and a muslim walk into a bar. ... I forgot what happens next, so let's just say they have a good time and get back home safely.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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