- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Dolley Madison take the painting of George Washington out of the White House in 1814. It was on fire. By, Luke Atkins

Roses are red, violets are blue, the little midget is coming for you. If you don't run and if you don't hide, you will probably be stepped on because of my incredible big size.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

What is annoying and uses another language? Spanish class!

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

I was going to write a joke about procrastination, but I haven't gotten to it yet.

Larchmont Park is the biggest shithole in the european union - Only the jippo part tho, lots of flies live in that part <3

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? A tragic drowning victim. And later, food for sharks, probably.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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