So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

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How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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Massie is a fatass

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? when people don't understand the concept of anti-jokes and post real jokes

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Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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Ask me if im a truck. Are you a truck? Yes.

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why didn't Lebron James give me a fourth quarter?...he forgot his wallet at home and didn't have any spare change.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your neighbor. My neighbor who? I told you already, it's pronounced "Wu" I'm very sorry Mr. Wu.

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Q: Why did the black man die poor? A: Because he was financially irresponsible and wasted the millions left to him by his father fueling his alcohol addiction, slowly grinding away at his organs until he died of cirrhosis of the liver.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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In an effort to bond, the American president and North Korean Supreme Leader place a bet on a football game. If the President was correct, the Supreme Leader would have to buy them a drink, and vice versa. The game is close but in the end the President's bet wins. He asks for the drink, but the Supreme Leader refuses. An argument breaks out, and lasts for several hours. Eventually the Supreme Leader becomes too infuriated, and leaves. So the next day, North Korea declares war on America and launches nuclear missiles towards them, millions of lives are lost, and the world descends into anarchy.

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who else is on here?

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happy birthday! Its not my birthday! Oh i just assumed from your smell. That doesn't make much sense does it? It does. No it doesnt. Are you sure? Yes. Oh. Do i smell? Like chickens. Oh. I wish i were alive. What? Bobbing for apples? what? You smell like a toilet seat. Fine! You never spend time with me any more! I dont like you! oh. you know who nobody likes? Who? amanda burchell.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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