I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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What do a Nazi and a Democrat have in common? They are both members of a highly supported political faction.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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