What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

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Diarrhea

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2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

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sky silverstein

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whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

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Santa Claus and eight reindeers walk into a bar. “Hey, fatty,” the barman shouts. “Where’s Rudolph?” “He’s dead,” Santa replied. “I’m sorry to hear that,” the barman said, looking embarrassed. “Let me get you a drink.”

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

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A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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