- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

Kevin stinks signed Taggart. Is this how you do it!!!

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Who's the fastest kid in AA

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Q: How did the dead baby get to the other side of the road? A: I threw it over there.

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