- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

homosexual rights to marriage

A gay man watches football.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

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