- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Colin is gay but toasters are not

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What is better than getting a job? Getting a better job.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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