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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Why did the baby crawl onto the road? because a sick bastard put a bottle of milk there knowing that a bus would be going through that route soon.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Roses are red. Violets are violet.

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Relax, close down the place, he wont get very far. The rest of you better stay inside, and I promise you will all remain safe and secure.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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