- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is my favorite antijoke.

One sux, the other is decent. But supporting the sucky one shows u are dedicated.

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

Antijokes...

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

u r stupid! y? cuz u took the time 2 look at are jokes! haha lol

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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