- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

Why couldn't the cat drink it's milk? Because it didn't have a face.

Anti Jokes = Drained

why did the little girl fell off the bed? because she saw his father rape her sister after killing his mother years ago, and every time she goes to sleep, she remembers that and the images come back to haunt her

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Q: There's a Brit, Kenyan, German, and Colombian in one room. Where are they? A: Public School

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michaelangelo.

Why didn't the boomerang return? It hit a baby

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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