- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? Well, the difference is quite obvious. one's a car, the other's a dead baby.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

civil rights

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Let's play twenty questions. Alright, but I have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

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