- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

jews

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Wake up in the morning feeling like... Helen Keller

Whats the best thing about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There's twenty of them.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Like if you have a vagina. Also like if you have a dong. (Penis)

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Get on the boat.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

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