- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

One day, I was talking to a lamp on the phone, when I realized I had called the wrong lamp.

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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