Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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How do you keep the crime rate down in a black neighborhood? Blow everybody up all at one time.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his forehead. Why did the little boy have a frog stapled to his forehead? Because Johnny just can't drive. Why can't Johnny drive? He has no arms and legs. Why does Johnny have no arms and legs? Cause Johnny is a potato! Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? Because he got ran over by a bus. But who was driving the bus? Johnny the potato!

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flink geit, nei ikkke kneck bena hans jeh er på "forgiftnings avdelingen" third flor deen ask arund I mena i am the ønly guy in the world named Angelo Nero, so ull find me, srsly, got some ritalin on u? Do not respond, u know am not into drugz, but i waanna stay awak, get the detailz, remembeeer if you kicke his nuts, you get paid, if not go back. God jobb gutta, seriøst, kaffipiller ritalin, stimulanter? Not opiats, come with my phon so i can fuuk this netwerk,.. Ps: Okay break his leg, but ust one, hurry up remembr, cut his tungue (it grows bak jes) then tell dem you save him, you can be heroews, goat, tell fingern that when im bak, we are takin a trip on da limo, galz included becuz Mr.Black is the gentz. NO MOR REPLYES whre u? I want my phone not answrs her. Nero is a fucking demoppsn

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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If a red house has red bricks, and a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour of bricks does a greenhouse have? Greenhouses are made of glass.

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what did old retarded autistic ginger kid get for his birthday? i dont know thats why i asked

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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Q.What is black and white and red (read) all over? A. A penguin in a blender.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police your parents just died in a car accident

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If you just read this, You're dead.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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