Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Would you like to go to my jinga party, if you do save the date 9/11?

Your're racist.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

you see theres this guy.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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