- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

What size pants did the gorilla wear? An abnormaly large pair compared to the average human because their weight and width are porportionaly larger for their speices.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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