- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

A morbidly overweight baby eats horse poop and dies a slow horrible death

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Roses are red, Violets are blue if something smells bad, its gotta be you! Roses are red this much is true but violets are purple not f***ing blue!

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

pull my finger (farts)

What did the black man buy at the fruit shop? Some bananas.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

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