Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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