What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

What's the difference between a book and a house? Their names

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Neither have I

What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Roses are red Violets are blue You just lost the game UMAD Bro?

My Nan, that is all.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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