Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

pull my finger (farts)

What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

These jokes don't have punchlines.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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