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what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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What is black and blue and red all over? My wife.

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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what did the older brother do? put on a joke on anti jokes what did the younger brother do ? give it a minus score what did the older brother do ? tell him and then played gears of war 2 (they got gears 3 but wanted to go bakc in time, not like michael J fox in a car with a crazy doctor but as in play an old game)

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What's one plus one? two.

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

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A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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