What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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A man walked into a bar and a knife seventeen times.

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Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was a woman

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How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

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What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

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Jovan

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Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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There was a man driving his truck down a dark road, half way down the road he see's a man walking alone. He stops beside him, winds down his window and says "Oi mate, need a lift"? The man replies "yeah sure, but can i sleep in the back of the truck"? The driver replies "Yeah sure" later on as the man is sleeping he hears a big bang. "what was that" the man asks. The driver says "Don't worry i just hit a cow, go back to sleep". time goes by and he hears another bang. "W-what was that". "Don't worry i just hit a moose, go back to sleep and ill wake you when we arrive". Few moments latter he hears a tick tick bang. He gets up and yells "What was that"? The driver replies "Dont worry mate i just hit a aboriginal" The man replies "What was those two ticks before that"?. The driver says "I had to drive through two fences to hit the bastard"

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Anti Joke

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