What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

A man walks into a bar. He buys a drink.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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