- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Q: what's red and blue and covered in piss? A: everything. I'm so sorry.

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Sixty... eight

Why did Sally fall off her bike? Because sally has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

How did the boy escape the burning building? He didn't. He burned and when to hell like everyone else.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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