- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

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Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

Q:Why did the Grape divorce the Prune? A:Because he was tired of Rasin kids! :D

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Q: How did the black man get the white man's money? A: He walked up, politely asked if he could borrow some money, and told him he would pay him back tomorrow.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

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