Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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Q: What do you call a drunk man driving a Corvette with no arms, no legs and a missing eye? A: A severely impaired driver

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Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

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Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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