- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

Why do people laugh at anti-jokes? Because of a chemical reaction to a neurological phenomenon that results from the brain's response to external stimuli.

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

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