How did the black guy survive the bus crash? At the time of the bus crash, it was a segregated community, therefore no black people were allowed on buses.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

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how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

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penisvaginaorgasm

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What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Why did the shrimp refuse to share? Because he was a little shellfish.

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How do you call leprechaun with leprosy? Sick.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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gabe sucks 8-------------------D~

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why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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