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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What page are you on The gay page.

A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? No one knows, he didn't leave a note.

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

Take part of what?

"knock, knock" "who is there?" Gestapo

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

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