- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What do you get when someone tells you an anti joke? An anti joke.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??