- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you call a midget driving a train? A conductor

Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... Knock knock. ... The FedEx man leaves, realizing that no one was home, and continues on with his job.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Why couldn't Mary see the painting? Because she had no face.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

What is my cats favorite college? Harvard

"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a tire iron? I've never forcibly expelled three tire irons from my vagina.

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

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