- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

What's sad about black people that drink grape soda and eat fried chicken? The stereotypes are true.

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WHY IS THIS SENTENCE CAPITALIZED? BECAUSE CAPS LOCK IS ON.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

Whats brown, sweet, and bad for your teeth? A brick.

whats hard long and you put it in your mouth everyday a toothbrush

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

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