- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

guest who else is a ugly bitch my mom

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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