what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

You know what's funny? Rape

roses are red violets are blue the thing in the toilet reminds me of you :)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

* Are you deaf? * Yes, as I love paradoxes.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

Men's rights

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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