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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

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An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

roses are red, violets are fine, you be the six, and I'll be the nine.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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