- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

How Does My cat have Sex? With Me.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already taken her police statement and she doesn't want to discuss the incidentit anymore until her lawyer arrives.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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