Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

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What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the Jew die? Because of old age

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Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

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Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

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What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

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1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

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What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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