- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Obama = ebola

why did the dog chase the cat? because the cat chased the dog first.

Who wants water? I do.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Why was the girl angry? She's PMSing. Give her a banana and stay away.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

knock knock come in

Who pushed joe off the building? Nobody. joe hated his life and wanted to die

Racial equality.

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