- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many victims of the holocaust does it take to screw in a light bulb? Zero. They're all dead you sick fuck.

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Knock Knock Who's there Your serial killer

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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