- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

knock knock whos there? your dr you have cancer

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

whats the difrence between santa clause and a jew santa goes down the chimney

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the black man die? He was shot

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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