- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

Why did the boy drop his lolypop Because it tasted bad

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What did the homeless man find on the side of the street? A pile of dead babies.

Put my shoes on the wrong feet. Don't matter, i'm gunna die anyway.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

whats worse than failing your maths test?

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Why did the computer crash? Because it had too much alcohol.

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