- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the oppicite of brown???? Something not brown.

What's worse than 10 babies in a trashcan? One baby in 10 trashcans.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Why do ducks fly south for the winter? because its to far to waddle

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

I am black. And i will beat your children. At checkers. They can be the red .

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

What do you call a griraffe and a duck who's favorite colors are both purple? A coincidence in which two unrelated species have the same preference in colorant hues.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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