- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What happens if you shoot a chicken? It dies.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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