Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

Why couldn't the kid eat his vegetables? His parents stabbed him...

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

An Asian woman is driving home from work and arrives in 30 minutes, which is strange because it normally does not take that long but she left during rush hour and the traffic was very bad at the time.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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