What's worse than tripping over a tree root? The destruction of the ancient city of Pompeii in A.D. 79. Though tripping over a tree root may hurt and result in the victim bleeding profusely, we live in the 21st century and at any time can call a doctor using a cellular device called a phone. In A.D. 79, no technology in this category existed. People were overpowered by the rage of a mountain that they believed was a sign of the wrath of the heavens. People had to flee the city and a majority of them we killed by either inhaling to much smoke or other causes. This continued for over 18 hours. Therefore, the destruction of Pompeii is far worse than tripping over a tree root.

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I didn't use protection So here's your baby

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

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One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

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A fireman walks into a bar. Everyone has burned alive already, and he's too late to save them.

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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what would george washington do if he was alive today? he would scream and scratch his coffiin

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what do you call a black guy under water? A Scuba Diver

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

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Why did the kid lay down? Because his legs were chopped off

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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knock knock

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What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

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Knock knock, Who's th- IMA FIRIN' MA LAZOR

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

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Why did I lose a card game to a cat? Cause he was a cheetah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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