You're an Irish male that walks into a bar full of Mexicans. Upon entering you are approached by two topless women. ....You realize you have been coming to the same sleazy strip club on the edge of town every night after work for the past few years. After seeing that you have gradually become completely bald and neglect your two children and wife, you recognize your extreme depression. Strippers now see you as a consistent, "paying customer" and you proceed seek psychiatric care, while being prescribed anti-depressants. The Mexicans at the bar are hard working, tax-paying citizens that would like to provide an education for their children.

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A man goes to his doctor and asks: ""What is wrong with me doc? One moment I think I am a teepee, the next moment I a, a wigwam." To which the doctor responds: "I have told you several times sir; you have stage IV pancreatic cancer."

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Old, Asian, Woman who drive

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

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Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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