Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What's worse than seven babies in a trashcan? Not much.

How about that airline food?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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