- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

Your mom is soo fat that when God said "let there be light" he had to ask her to move

how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

Why did the girl fall off of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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