Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

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How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

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Bob has 80 chocolate bars, he gives 5 to his uncle,10 to his mother and 8 to his freind. He then eats 40 chocolate bars. Q. How many chocolate bars has bob got left now? A. Bob has no chocolate bars left. Shortly after Bob ate 40 bars he was diagnosed with diabetes. He then died of a heart attack due to high cholesterol.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

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Yellow People !!

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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