How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

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What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because the person who did it before me mentioned that he enterted this, agreed to the Terms of Service and clicked submit - but missed out that he also typed in the capcha. Mine said: never quit.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

poopy is poopy

What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Roses are red,violets are blue, dont read my words, says the ring of lords.

Want to hear a joke You're Adopted

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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