Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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josh moran where your Bluetooth gone?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

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Q. What do you call a bashed black man laying on pavement? A. Neapolitan

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What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

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A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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How does a yeti say hi? Raaawwwrrrr

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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Why do black people love kool aid? It is cools them down on a warm summer day and it tastes great! OHHHH YEAAAAHHHHH

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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try to find the 1 thumbs up if you find it! 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Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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