- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

Why did the feminist complain? that's what they do

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

A gay man watches football.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

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