Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

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I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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The chickens have become self-aware!

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

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Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

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What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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knock knock whos there **gunshot ...man that gun show next door is annoying

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Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

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When u send someone fudge, u must send a note along with it! Roses are red Violets are blue Fudge is brown Here's some fudge

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What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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