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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

A fat guy!

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

"knock knock" "who's there" no answer Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

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