You know what's a real drag? A club foot

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

Justin with a hat.

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"

i wonder who made this website? a human

Want to hear a joke? Obama

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

Anti Joke

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