A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

poopy is poopy

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

Why can't basketball players play hockey? Because hockey and basketball season occur at the same time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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