Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A penis walks into a bar..

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

A black man walks into a store with a ski mask on... what does he do?? he buys skiis.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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