- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

A guy forgot his 20th wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad, and said that she better have something in the driveway that goes from 0 to 350 in 10 seconds, and he quickly pulled out an AK-47 and murdered her violently.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What's red & is bad for your face? A brick.

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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