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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Three blind men walk into a bar, and, no... wait, sorry just one; so one blind man walked into a bar, and... uh, okay, so it was actually more of a small post. This is pretty much just a plausible, yet unfortunate event. My bad.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

What do you call an awesome bucket? An epic pail.

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