There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had an amusement park in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

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I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

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Max Head fingered himself, HAH

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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swag

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