What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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What is the difference between Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse? Sarah Jessica Parker is a human being who is also a very skilled actress A horse is a animal which is usualy kept in a barn

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

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Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

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Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

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How much does a dead battery cost? Nothing, it's free of charge.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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A man gets a new job working for his boss. Later, he beats his boss in a fight, quits his job, and starts his own business. Historians later concluded that the man's life would serve as a perfect national allegory for the USA.

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How many Mexicans eating a Taco in California does it take to fix a lightbulb? 1

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Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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