- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the two guys that stole a calender? They each got six months.

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

What's the best way to get high without doing drugs? Jump.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

he took my chicken i shoot him in the foot and raped his dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

Neither have I

What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Who enslaves small people and forces them to work in his factory all year round in ridiculous outfits. Santa

what do you call a black man in the bank holding a bag of money. One wealthy man

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

You know why they call me Scuba Steve? Because I Scuba Dive.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

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