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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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What does? 42

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

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A man is going to sign up for life insurance, he is stabbed by a mugger on the way and spends his last breath in a puddle hating the cruel irony of his fate.

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Knock Knock Who's There No-one your not very popular

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whats big, white and will kill someone if it falls out of a tree? a refridgerater

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A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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How do you kill a dumb blonde? Personally, I love stabbing them.

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In my opinion I am superior to you all in every single way,an opinion you might disagree with, but can respect. While on the other hand, I have no reason to respect and even less agree with your inferior opinions at all.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why did the Old Lady cross the road? Because the worm selected her as a weapon

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Why did the teacher's cat die? It had cat herpes and feline immunodeficiency virus

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A man walked into a bar. He was treated at the local hospital with a minor contusion.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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This is not an anti-joke... A man is walking down a street and see's a small boy crying in an alley. The man walks up to him and asks him "What's wrong little guy?" The boy replies that his family is poor, they just got evicted from there house and his parents decided to kill themselves. The man decides out of guilt to bring the boy home and support him for a few days. Three days later the man see's a note on the couch that says "Thank You..." Signed Jamal. The man sighs and says to himself "Your Welcome." The man walks into his room and see's the boy's body in his closet. He starts hysterically laughing and cries into his pillow for many minutes. When he is done sobbing he asks himself "What could be worst than this?" The man walks to his kitchen asking that question over and over. He reaches into his cabinet and grabs his cereal and pours into his bowl. The boy walks out chuckling and says, "Bye bye..." The man was poisoned and died. Now the boy get's the other cereal out and is about to pour it only to find out it was empty. "Screw the Holocaust this SUCKS!!!!!"

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Q: What happens when eight men throw purple at a rain coat? A: Mud-flaps, because electricity can't power a vagina.

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