* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

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your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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Q: Why shouldn't you throw rocks at a black guy on a bike? A: Because he could sustain serious injury if a rock hits him in the head, not to mention it is extremely rude.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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