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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a baby? You take a gun and shoot it.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

Weaner

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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