- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the boy fall off the swing? A. He had no arms or legs. Q. What did he get for Christmas? A. A drumset Q. Knock Knock Who's there Not him

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

Why did the man kill himself? Because he had a gun

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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