How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

sky silverstein

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Tunechi

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

my wife out of the kitchen

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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