- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Why cant stevie wonder read? Because he is blind

9 + 10 = How much yo mama makes.

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What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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