- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

how much fish could a chicken

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

Three men walked into a bar. The last one ducked.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

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