- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Why couldn't the towel talk? Because it didn't have a language.

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

what are you talking about. Nets are terrible. Lakers are going to be the best.

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

Racial Equality

how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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