- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

How is a presidential election like Alien vs. Predator? Whoever wins, we lose.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

A man walks into a bar, asks for a drink. He then realises that it was a metal bar and not one that serves alcoholic beverages. He then ponders the mysteries of the world and the universe.

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