- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

A black man walks out of a police station

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

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