Q. How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A. Who knows? It's dark!

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why is it good to be a fireman? because they save lives

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

My spelling is horrible

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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