- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why cant Hellen Keller read? Because shes dead!!!

What happened to the gay guy? He died of aids...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Have you seen Hellen Kellers mon?... Neither has she

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

An Asian walks into a bar with his girlfriend He proceeds to buy himself and her food Pays Then leaves

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Q: What did a rock say to a Another Rock? A: Don't take things for Granite!

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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