- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Death by kayak

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

Q: What's the best part of having sex with twenty-seven year olds? A: By age twenty-seven the average person has reached sexual maturity, and has also developed mentaly enough to understand, and subsequently process the intimate nature of an adult relationship.

A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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