- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Mail Man: Knocks on door Guy & Girl: WHAT?! laughing Mail Man: Mail! Guy & Girl: Hold on she is almost done with the whip cream.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

I don't want to hear another joke about female hygiene, PERIOD! -Lets go Mets

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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