A man asks his friend "what's black, blue, and red all over?" He repiles, "Nothing, because I'm colorblind."

Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they just beat the night since its black

Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

You want to hear a joke? Republican

Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

a chinese man pays the full price

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

How do you scare a black man? You dont

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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