How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Yo momma so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.

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what happened to the man who fell off the boat? He died!

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how many flys in a box six --sticksack

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(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

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What do all homosexuals have in common? Not much.

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Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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what do you call balls on richards chin? a dick in his mouth

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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

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You know what's stupid and gay? Idiots and homosexuals, respectively.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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