Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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i'm an inbred jew - Barras

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

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Why did Jimmy pass out Cause he drank a full tallboy

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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What is the Pirates favorite letter? C

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None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

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How do you make a mime talk? There are many ways. I prefer a baseball bat with a nail through it.

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Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

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what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

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a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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