- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

I bet I can say the the whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world. The whole Greek alphabet faster than any other person in the world.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you drown a blonde. Put a scratch 'n' sniff at the bottom of a pool.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

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