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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

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