One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

A car with four Mexicans drives off of a cliff. What's the bad news? They were my friends.

Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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