- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sir, your wife is dead

3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Rylan Clark

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

A pope meets another one

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

what do you call a black man with a job? dont know, has never happened.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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