- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What is 9+10? 19

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

What did Ed Gein get at McDonalds? The corpse of a worker he killed by the dumpster and hauled back to his shack to hang up and gut like a deer.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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