- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Knock Knock Who's there

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

who is really lanky? james cornish

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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