- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

men's rights activists

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

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