- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red paint is spilled on it.

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

If u read thus your awsome .... And if your a emo kid with rainbow hair and a 3 inch penis then NO your bad

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

what's the worst way to fall asleep? sad. it makes you lose sleep.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

My friend thought that an onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I threw a watermelon at his face.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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