What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Mary had a little lamb... The doctor fainted

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

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Q: Why were there four married men in one room without their pants on? A: because it was the mens bathroom.

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I wondered why the piano was getting bigger. Then it hit me... I'm sorry I have visual agnosia

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Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because the party was a rave and some mushrooms are know to make the consumer of them hallucinate wildly.

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what’s worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? one dead baby in 12 trash cans

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WOMENS RIGHTS

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Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

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I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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WILLYS

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How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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