What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes his mistake and walks into the dentist next door where he had made an appointment to get his teeth cleaned.

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What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

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What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

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Knock knock Who's there Your Mother Come in

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12 in general

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

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What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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What do you say to the man break dancing?? You don't, call an ambulance he is having an epileptic fit.

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You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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Daniel is a fag

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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A boy walks up to a girl he finds attractive and says "You're body's kick'in! ... i mean...hey, do you know karate?"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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