A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

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Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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What do you get if Justin Bieber and Miley Cyrus have a baby? The apocalypse

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So an alien walks into a bar......... and everyone runs away secreaming because theres an alien in the bar.

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A man walks into a bar with an octopus. He tells the bartender that his octopus can play any instrument. The bartender gives the octopus bag pipes. The octopus fiddles with the bag pipes but can't seem to play them. The man gives the bag pipes back to the bartender and leaves with his octopus. He is quite embarassed and decided to get bagpipe lessons for his octopus.

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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what did the penguin say to the other penguin after they rolled down a hill, and fell into a pile of leaves then proceeded to go swimming, play basketball, go swimming again and then play ping pong and pool? nothing. penguins cant talk

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What do a tree and I have in common? We would both be mad if we got turned into paper.

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whos best at KS3 irish and is sexy? tiarnan i lied about the sexy part

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? because 7 ate 9 and 6 is afraid of ghosts

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

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Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

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Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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