- Anti Joke

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why can't a chicken cross a road without it being questioned?

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

I? Everett

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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