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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms. Why doesnt she have arms? they got bit off by a shark. Knock knock. Who's there? Not the girl.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Casey Anthony kills a baby

What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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