- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Knock knock Who's there? The Land Lord The Land Lord who? I am here to evict you.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

Why are rich guys gay? Because they hang around other rich guys

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

knock knock who's there ... 'Opens the door slowly SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

i dont fisish anythi

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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