- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What do trees and people have in common? If you hit them enough times with an axe they will fall over.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

whatdumb and gay stewart price

Roses are black Violets are black Oh fuck I'm blind!

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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