- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

If life gives you lemons, You throw them as hard as you can at the nearest stranger. If life gives you melons, You're probably dyslexic.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

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