A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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I walk into a bar...

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why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

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What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

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A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

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Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

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A man and a Rabbit are in a bar , the Rabbit looks at the man and says, none of this is real.

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Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

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Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Gustavo Andrade

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how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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