Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

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A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar and order two beers

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How do chinese name their kids? They drop silverware

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Maths.

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How many times have I said the word shingles? twelve.

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

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You are joking right?

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

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"Knock knock..." "come in"

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Anti Joke

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