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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well why wouldn't it?

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ now I know my ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ no I know my ABC etc:

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "Yeah, but you make a really great sandwich!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

What comes after Friday? A ?.

Chuck Norris got his ass kicked. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

What do you call two dog? dogs

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

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