- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what do u call a black guys dick a pogo stick

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

A white man/women works behing the counter at a 7/11

Peter was sitting on a bench. He had a bag of 10 sweets and was eating them slowly. John and Anthony both wanted some, but Peter wanted to still have sweets left over. How many did he give them both? None. He's that selfish.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

whats red and hard to eat a brick.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

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