What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

whats better than 1,000,000 dollars? 1,000,001 dollars

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What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

A blonde walks into an electronic store...she buys an IPhone because someone stole her blackberry, her money, and everything she cares for. Nah, I'm just kiddin', she was murdered.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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