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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call black people in a church, Holy shit

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

A man died.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Sarah Palin.

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What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

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