- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Grinch stole Christmas, he accidentally dropped it and Christmas was ruined for everyone life sucked -shane,Adam,David and Riley go cry about it

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

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What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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