Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

the power to turn magnetism into light

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? three-thirty.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Robert Dupra getting a girlfriend.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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