why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

Knock, knock who's there? Not your Dad, because he left and created a better family.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

A man named Jake walks into a bar. The bartender says hi jake... The End

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Black people in Camden NJ.

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