Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

What's worse than The Holocaust? CREED...

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

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Anti Joke

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