- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??