- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

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What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

If life gives you lemonade.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

Face Hunter is scum

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Q: What did the doctor say to the man with terminal cancer? A: You have terminal cancer.

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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