How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

knock knock... whos there? NOT BIN LADEN!

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

What did the fish say to the Asain man Nothing. a fish can not talk

so a unicorn walks into a bar... and then i woke up

how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

What's funny about a small child with no arms, no legs? Nothing.. Nothing at all.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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