What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

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Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

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NeroChan, I have said nothing to you, that you have not taught me, if nothing else you have indirectly inspired yourself, you will get back on your feet, you just need to take one step at the time, I know how ambitious you are, but you always focused on helping others, hiding, seeing yourself as a sinking ship, trying to help as many as possible before you pass away. We can work trough this together, it is easy to figure out that you are trying to protect others from what you feel that you have become, something that cannot be repaired, something that was never meant to be fixed, but to be used until it had no more to give.

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Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

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Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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