- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

What goes up a hill with four legs and comes down the hill with five? A creepy animal that grows legs when it goes down hills.

What rhymes with milk...milf

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

pull my finger (farts)

whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

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