- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Knock knock. After 1 and a half minutes of waiting, Phil assumes his friend is not home, and promptly leaves.

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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