What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

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I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

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Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

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wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

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Why do migets laught when they run? Because the grass tickles their balls.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Cats meow Dogs have four legs

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"Hey, did you hear that the Dungbeetles got a divorce? They live in California so she got half his shit."

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Michael walked into a bar, The rest of the bar initially erupted with laughter until the his carer made everybody aware that Michael suffered from brittle bones and that he had actually fractured his hip after colliding with the bar. People then understood the gravity situation as the bartender immediately dialled the emergency services. Michael managed to recover physically from the accident but to this day he is still scarred from the laughter aimed at him the night of his accident and is too afraid to return to the bar again in fear of being mocked despite the misunderstanding of the situation.

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what happened to the black man that fell of the bridge? he drowned due to the fact the african-americans do not swim very well.

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My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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