A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How am I supposed to know?

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

how old is god? i don't know thats why i'm asking you. by: Brennan pickrell

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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