Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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Why did the black man have a gun in his hand? He was crossing through a dangerous neighborhood and was offering protection to himself and his family.

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What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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