- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Julian Ha.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall?? depends how hard u throw them

ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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