- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Long joke Your such a downey

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

What would Jesus say if he was alive today? “Nehwê tzevjânach aikâna d'bwaschmâja af b'arha.”

This is an anti-joke.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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