What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

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Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

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One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

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I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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Why did the boy die of Cancer? Because I took some radioactive chemicals and hen I feel like it I beat him with it.

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Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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A: Can I get a tall white Russian. B: No. A: Why not? B: Because this is a Barnes and Nobles. However, we do have a Starbucks, and I can offer you a venti caramel iced coffee"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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