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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why is Tommy dead? Because he died.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What did one pig say to the other pig while sitting in the bathtub? No thanks I already have a typewriter.

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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