Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Chuck Norris doesn't drive a car. He tells the car where to go!

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What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

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what starts with f and ends with c k....???? FIRETRUCK

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Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

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How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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What has eyes but can not see, and rolls everywhere it goes? A man who fought for your freedom and lost both his eyesight and legs in doing so. Have some respect.

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Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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