- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do you get when you mix a turtle and a dog An animal

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

What's green and eats rocks? A green rock eater What's purple and eats rocks? It hasn't been discovered by science yet...

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

What is the worst joke to tell a Orphan? Knock Knock Who's there Not your parents ( Man than slams door in little girls face)

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

Did you know that you can drink lava? You can only do it once though.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

A 3 year old child walks into his parents having intercorce the child asked "mommy what were you and daddy doing" she says "sex" the child was scarred for life.

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