- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

what did the little boy say to his sibling? dat not funny!

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Why did the 15 year old commit suicide? Because his parents and 3 sisters died in a car accident and he went to live with his uncle, who constantly raped him.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

"hey do you know the date" "58"

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

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