what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

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A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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Knock knock Who's there? Overused punchline Overused punchline who? The Holocaust.

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

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Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

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A man in a state penitentiary drops his soap. He then picks it up and continues his shower.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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Where's the soap?

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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