- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

How did the little boy die? A speeding moving truck took a sharp turn, the locks on the doors broke open and a huge office desk flew out and crushed the boy.

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

What is a hammer? It's not a screwdriver

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call a guy with a rainbow tuxedo on? A classy man that is very well dressed

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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