- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q. How much Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A. None, they just steal one.

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Where's my baby??

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

The Israeli asked the Japanese guy to open his eyes The Japanese guy said, I'm not squinting you crazy Jew. You're the one that sold me these cheap glasses.

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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