What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Q: Why did the black man drown? A: Because he couldn't swim.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

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Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse then two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

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It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

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If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

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What's worse than terminal cancer? Two terminal cancer?

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

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What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

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What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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