- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Yo momma so fat, she was recently diagnosed with type 2 diabetes and is at great risk for developing heart disease!

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

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