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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

Whats funny and has 2 wheels The holocaust, I lied about the wheels, and the funny

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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