- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail it to the ground

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

(sniff) (sniff) It smells like gross diarrhea in here... (sniff) (sniff) ... Yeah it does

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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