- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

what did the black, asian and jew have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantoulope.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof? depends on how thin you can slice them.

Why did the parents tell their adopted son to go to bed? He was awake long after he should've been, according to the rules in their household.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

What has Whitney Houston got in common with a spider? They're both black and they can't get out of the bathtub

Two blondes walks into a tavern, which is kind of funny, since the second one should have seen it.

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

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