- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't suzie eat? Because she wasn't hungry

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

What did the starving african child get for his birthday Ebola

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia And so do I..

Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

whats ironic about a white van being white the driver usualy is not

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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