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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

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What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

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What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

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