Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? it was dead

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

How do you make asian ice cream you mix it with a textbook

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

What do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's pussy.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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