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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Yo mamma is so skinny, she has developed anorexia, a serious eating disorder, which not only affects her, but also the ones that she loves and cares about.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Yo mama so fat that she probably has a thyroid problem.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Q. What does FIAT stand for? A. Frenzied Italian At Traffic-lights.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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