- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

gay pom...

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

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