- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Yo Momma is Like a Prostitute... ...I pay her for sexual intecourse

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Q: What did the homeless man get on his Birthday? A: Hypothermia.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

roses are red poo is poo

why did suzie fall off the swing? because shes autistic and her mother likes to abuse her.

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

What did the Firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire.... - Let's go home.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

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