what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Why did sarah fall of the swing? she has no arms. Knock knock. whos there? not sarah.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

what do you call 100 muslims on a plane? Passengers

why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." *facepalm*

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

men's rights activists

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

A fat guy!

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