- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

BIG MAC'S

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What do call a spoon that doesn't work? Broken.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Barack Obama

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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