- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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