- Anti Joke

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did Bill correct Matt when he called him Jim? Because that wasn't his name.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What is a kangaroos favorite desert? The outback

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.